Kind but cruel presents

[Incompl te]

give a wow addict guild wars

 

[Haliwali]

A dictionary to Moogly Googly the Great.

 

[Colonel Joson]

A Soccermom SOme uncut ANime, with blood swearing and boobs.

 

[DannyDamage]

You could give out "merry x-mas mum & dad" cards in an orphanage.

 

[MajukaRinye]

I'd give a terminally ill person a lifetimes supply of their favourite thing.

 

[Nemesais]

an xbox controller to a PS3 owner

 

[Steve Dark]

I'd give cancer to orphans...

...wait, that's not really kind at all is it?

 

[spuddyt]

i'll give somebody spore




just anybody, it doesn't matter - its still cruel
or maybe a graphics card to a console owner
and an EMP to someone with a pacemaker

 

[Jamash]

I'd give a Fleshlight to a Eunuch.

Actually, gifting a Fleshlight to anybody is kind of cruel, it doesn't really speak highly of your opinion of them.

Also I'd give a pair of thick lens glasses, a dirty rain mac, a puppy & a bag of sweets to Alan John McEwan [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/87960-Simpsons-Sex-Scandal].

 

[Mnemophage]

I'm getting my dad a nose hair trimmer.

Trust me, it's very needed.

 

[WeedWorm]

A homeless person a door mat.

That is just plain evil...well done!

I try my best.

This is mean but, a person with no legs some shoes.

I think its time for me to stop now, I'm getting more evil as I go.

Gloves to an armless person. =D

 

[bad rider]

I'm going to get house of pain to play jump around, live to terminally ill children. http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZZADbubu0Y
and george bush a free shoe..

 

[Berethond]

I'd give a CD of Miley Cyrus music miss-labelled as Paramore to someone.

I'd give a castrated man a box of condoms.

I'd give a man a box of tampons.

 

[Names Not Neo]

Hmmm...

Running shoes for a paraplegic (forgive spelling plz)?
"Guns and Ammo" subscription for the anti-gun lobby?
WoW 60 day pay pass for a GW fan?
'Veggie Burger' (really chicken) for vegan?
Menorah for Catholic person?
Get Well Soon card for terminally ill?
Bag o' sugar for diabetic?
Solid wood furniture for save-the-trees people?
Carton of cigs for the anti-smoking lobby?
Guitar for someone with no fingers?
Block of Tofu for someone in Texas?
Bass Guitar for Herman Li?
Wi-Fi for an Amish communtity?
A hug for a Satanist?
An 'Obama 2008' button for a Republican(And a 'McCain 2008' for a Democrat, too)?

Wait, I got the perfect one... false hopes and dreams.

 

[fluffylandmine]

An elliptical machine to someone with brittle bone disease.

A silent movie to a blind man.

I'd give a bomb to the creators of zero-wing(all your base).

'My little pony' to a sadist.

A gold-plated hum-v to Al Gore.

 

[GammaChris]

The worst present ever is always a Christmas tree ornament, given the day of Christmas. As soon as you open it, you have just a few days to enjoy it before you have to pack it up for a whole year!

 

[PatientGrasshopper]

You can't it is just cruel, you can't do both it's an oxymoron.

 

[Devil's Due]

The Soulja Boy game to everyone who has commented on that thread about how horrified they are. (Oh, and it's in the beta-stage for now, too! So ignore all the ... bugs, on top of the "interesting" music. Merry Christmas!)