King of the Hill

[Prideful Heretic]

I just push you off
MY HILL!

 

[Crowghast]

I hurl a stone towards your head, a sharp one, filled with rust.

This, is [b\]MY HILL.[/b]

 

[Outasync]

I smash your head in with your own mug

MMMYYYYYYYYYYYY HIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

 

[NeoAC]

I buy one of the only legal miniguns left in the world and put it to good use.

My Hill!

 

[LockandKey]

I take over your body

My Hill

 

[terribleyetfun]

I shoot NeoAC thus resulting in both of you being dead I then put a giant wall of spikes and iron.

MY SPIKY HILL.

 

[NeoAC]

My reanimated corpse comes back to life and eats your brain, turning you into my zombie minion, ergo...

My spiky hill.

 

[shadowelancer]

I unleash my zombie horde on you

My Hill

 

[NeoDeath90]

I get Bruce Campbell to give the epic "Boomstick" speech, causing all the zombies to get demoralized and retreat.

MY HILL!

 

[LockHeart]

I direct my swarm of sentient Eagle-men to spear Bruce Campbell from the skies,

MY HILL!

 

[Sporky111]

A meteor, completely outside of my control, knocks you off the hill.

My Hill

 

[Sev72]

I use my powers of teleportation to move you from said hill and exspeediently transport myself to

MY HILL

 

[terribleyetfun]

I grab a Molotov cocktail and throw it onto you burning you and the hill

MY SLIGHTLY SINGED HILL

 

[weirdaljedifan2]

I call Team America to blow your anti-american ass up.

MY ALMOST COMPLETELY DESTROYED HILL!!!

 

[Sporky111]

I call reinforcements from DirkaDirkastan and desroy you and Team America.

My Crater-like Hill

 

[Lost In The Void]

I nuke the hill

My other side of the Earth hill

 

[terribleyetfun]

I position myself on the other side of the earth from your hill I dig a massive crater until I reach your hill causing it to fall through the earth and end up on my side.

MY DUG UP HILL.

 

[Bobyoby]

I spend all my money on barbie dolls and prod you with them until you get bored then leave.

MY BARBIE DOLL INFESTED HILL

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I offer you a massive pile of Ken dolls to get off the hill.

You accept. Mah hill.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I unleash /b upon you you are found drooling shouting OLD MEME IS OLD,HAHA NOOBFAG and the ever so popular FAIL

my slightly WTF`ed hill