Little shits who think the're tough.

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lacktheknack

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Ha! Some kid literally a third of my weight tried to tackle me for ratting out a drug drop, and succeeded.

I purposely went down and landed ON him. He never talked to me or looked at me again.
 

joshthor

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what the hell is a year 7?

for me. if anyone bothers me i get in their face. i havent been in a real fight yet though :/ unfortunately. i think i have a lot of built up anger.
 

fanklok

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Huh apparently the idiots in america are smarter then the ones in britland, or at least frighten more easily. I've never had to deal will little shits like that since I'm six foot and would always walk around with a look of mild displeasure on my face so people would leave me alone. Intimidation will do more for you then a solid punch ever will.
 

Eclectic Dreck

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A bit of backstory - as a male fencer well out of his teen years and well short of middle age, I only qualify for "open" style. This means I can fence against people of any age, from actual children (starting at age 11) through senior citizens.

One young lad was quite convinced he was a better fencer than I. Indeed, he may have possed a better mastery of the technical skill set, but regardless I held the advantage in size. I stand at 5'8" to his perhaps 4'5. He disregarded this because he possessed a higher fencing rank than my own (a C to my E at the time) and proceeded to talk trash for the ten minutes leading up to our bout during the direct elimination part of the tournament. Again, for those who are unware, a fencing tournament has two phases. In the first, the fencers are assigned to pools and every attempt is made to ensure an even distribution of skill (based on fencer rank). One's performance during the pools determines the initial structure of second half. Basically, the best fencer is placed against the worst fencer and so forth, ensuring crushing victory or defeat at the periphery and allowing for greater competition in the middle ranks. One generally gains rank on the basis of how far into a tournament they penetrate, coupled with the number of participants and (notably) the number of skilled participants. It should be said that in fencing, more than most sports, sportsmanship is paramount as one can be ejected from a tournament if they violate any of a number of usual ideals of sportsmanship (such as talking trash while on the strip), or violations of tradition (refusing to render a proper salute to both the judge and the opponent for example).

I largely ignored him because I was not at all certain of his skill. He had performed as well as I had during my pool (we were both placed in the middle rankings) and had more experience as a fencer (I had only been fencing for about a year to his three). From the outset it was clear that he was indeed the superior technical fencer and his attacks and parrys were better executed than my own. Yet, in spite of this advantage he still faced serious problems, not the least of which was the simple fact that he was attempting to use skill alone to win the day. He obviously had no plan when he launched an attack and instead relied entirely on his ability to counter whatever I executed. Furthermore, he favored a marching attack (an attack that occurs very slowly as an fencer advances, thus maintaining right of way until the defender stops the attack or the attacker finishes), which had served him well during the earlier parts of the tournament.

I on the other hand tend to do a lot of planning and pattern analysis - a requirement for fencing at the highest levels and for me nothing more than a stopgap solution to far from perfect mastery of the technical elements of the sport. The marching attack, when properly executed, is one of the most difficult attacks to defend against normally. Luckily for me, my reach advantage rendered this treat all but irrelevant as I could lauch a threat that forced him to finish his attack without committing, parry his long ranged attack and then finish myself.

In the end, the young lad lost. Badly. The score after less than four minutes (out of a possible 9) was 15-3 (With 15 being the maximum score in this case). After the bout was over, he shook my hand and then proceeded to go on about how he was clearly better because he was doing fancy things and I was doing simple things. I then pointed out that perhaps my plan was a bit better considering the result. He turned bright red, returned to his parents (who glared daggers at me) and went home.

This is a relatively common trend in the only two sports I've ever liked (fencing and paintball) but it has very rarely manifested itself in normal life. On one occasion, while on leave from Iraq, I was at a local community pool when a young lad asked me what I did. When I told him apparently he decided I didn't look like I was army enough and tried time and again to kick or punch me in the water. Tiring of it, I eventually held him under the water for a few seconds any time he tried it. Eventually he got the hint. I may not be a big guy by any stretch, but I'm large enough to push around your average tween if it comes to it.
 

TOGSolid

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Dwarf Tossing: Not just for midgets. I've only ever had to deal with one little shitbag try and act tough to me. Years back when I was a regular at the local gamestore I was hanging out playing M:TG (back when it was still good) and had some 11 or 12 year old twit try and tell me that I was in "his seat" and that I had better move. That shit stopped real quick once I stood up (being 6'2" is AWESOME) and told him to take a hike before I tossed his ass out.

Kids these days think that the shit they talk on Xbox Live will work in real life, at least until they get their ass beat by someone twice their size. The problem is is that the establishment of the timeless and proven pecking order is getting harder and harder to implement cause of how psychotic most parents are these days. The whole new age horseshit of parenting with being your child's friend rather than being the boss has a LOT to do with why kids are so fucked up these days.

Yes, that's right, Barney is to blame.
 

Nouw

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So we're not doing grades? I live in NZ anyway.

In my school Year 7s are everywhere. Some are dickheads. Some are actually 'cool' The little shitheads get what they deserve. A full on flaming with me and my friends. They never bother us again.
 

Double A

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I'm American, so I had to look some of this up on Google.

Anyway, from what I gathered from this thread and search engines, the best way to deal with little peckerheads is to beat the shit out of them.
 

Booze Zombie

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Gunjack65 said:
One person yanked his bag away and tossed it into a puddle. Some may call it bullying, we call it showing sombody where their place is.
So escapist. Do you have any experience with this kind of thing?
Oh lets not forget the little year 7 who clamed me and a freind were 'On their Turf'
Is this in Britain?

We get plenty of little shits around the world, but Britain's variants seem pretty distinctive.
Anyway, yeah, you knock idiots down a peg, otherwise in a few years the little morons get shanked or something and you've got more sob stories and laws trying to keep twits alive.

Would be nice if they just picked on each other and left everyone else alone, though.

TOGSolid said:
The whole new age horseshit of parenting with being your child's friend rather than being the boss has a LOT to do with why kids are so fucked up these days.

Yes, that's right, Barney is to blame.
I would argue against that, my father never hit me and I haven't ever felt the urge to go tell people twice my size, in groups no less, that I would like to commit criminal acts against them whilst I was a teenager.

I think the problem isn't that parents aren't beating their children, it's that they're not telling their children what they should and shouldn't do, just lay down some basic morals, or if you're practical, explain law to them and how not being raped in a prison is a good thing.
 

Antonio Gniewosz

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I have that happened to me so much times.

One fight I got in was in 1st grade. Everybody ostracized me so I was the only one left out. I had it. I punched one of them in the face, and then everybody started chasing after me. Luckily, the soap was powder, so I had a weapon. I grabbed one of their jackets, and dumped it into the urinal. The fight went on for the whole recess. After that, we got called to the principal, the kid was sobbing about his jacket and that he couldn't wash it because the only way he could wash it was to go to a dry cleaning store. And his grandma worked there. And he was like 3 miles away from it. I did NOT believe him.
In the end, all 4 of us got suspended for 1 day. :D
 

Yureina

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People here sure seems to get into alot of hostile situations, judging by this thread and its replies. It's kinda freaky to me, I suppose, since i've not really dealt with any of this for at least 7 years or so in any serious way.

But... all this talk about smacking the "little shits" around... how much of THAT is actually true? Last I looked, Adults beating up kids will send you to jail rather quickly. :eek:

Just curious.
 

Iron Lightning

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I've never really had a problem with bullies or other little shits. This is probably because I've always been heads taller than the other people who were my age.


Gunjack65 said:
In this year of school we have been brought severe irritation from a new epidemic. What do we call this epidemic? Year 7s.
I havent been at primary school for a while now nore have I been a year 7 but I must ask why exactly have this new wave of yougner kids become the gobby mouthed shites that they are?
A while ago while I was hanging around with some freinds a year 7 kid came up, couldent of been older than 11. What happened? The little guy asks one of us If we were looking at him from across the courtyard, this apparently being a declaration of war. The fact we were all older and twice his size seemed to be lost on him. He then told us if we were to do that again then he would get his 'gang' (seriously) and they would kick our heads in. So we responded how any typical person should respond. One person yanked his bag away and tossed it into a puddle. Some may call it bullying, we call it showing sombody where their place is.
So escapist. Do you have any experience with this kind of thing?
Oh lets not forget the little year 7 who clamed me and a freind were 'On their Turf'
I've got to hand it to that kid, he's got some fancy balls.
 

c__age

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Yes I have actually. I was on the bus talking to a friend who was a few seats back from me, and amidst our chatting apparently a new kid on the bus thought I mentioned his name and without warning or any prelude action he punched me in the back of the head. I then proceeded to punch him in the face twice kick him in the ribs and put him in and arm bar until I started to hear the satisfying crying for mercy and then I let him go steped over him and went to class. HA teach him to hit me
 

newuseforvintage

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The worst thing is this doesn't stop at high school. All through life you will be confronted by people who will talk trash/try and fight with people who far outweight them in every way.
Working in a nightclub it is not at all uncommon to see people try and start fights with the bouncers. I'm always asking myself why, of all the people in a club, would you try to fight with the guy who is :
A) Trained how to fight back
B) Licenced to fight back
and C) Has a bunch of other people who fit A and B who are not only willing but GETTING PAID to jump in and help out.

It's got to be some sort of syndrome.
 

Citrus

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I hate cocky little kids more than anybody, but I also hate people who try to sound badass on the internet. Come to think of it, they sort of overlap.
 

Matt King

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Gunjack65 said:
In this year of school we have been brought severe irritation from a new epidemic. What do we call this epidemic? Year 7s.
I havent been at primary school for a while now nore have I been a year 7 but I must ask why exactly have this new wave of yougner kids become the gobby mouthed shites that they are?
A while ago while I was hanging around with some freinds a year 7 kid came up, couldent of been older than 11. What happened? The little guy asks one of us If we were looking at him from across the courtyard, this apparently being a declaration of war. The fact we were all older and twice his size seemed to be lost on him. He then told us if we were to do that again then he would get his 'gang' (seriously) and they would kick our heads in. So we responded how any typical person should respond. One person yanked his bag away and tossed it into a puddle. Some may call it bullying, we call it showing sombody where their place is.
So escapist. Do you have any experience with this kind of thing?
Oh lets not forget the little year 7 who clamed me and a freind were 'On their Turf'
we have this exact thing last years year 7's so year 8's now are the worst little shits ever they actual got 30 of them together to try and kick 20 of our heads in
 

zombiesinc

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Hubilub said:
Seriously? That happened to you?

... I've heard of 7th graders getting more loud-mouthed over the year, but... threatening people twice their size?

WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN US, OH HOLY NATURAL SELECTION!?
Sadly, I think, just possibly, we failed it. Or found a loop hole and broke it.

As the years go on children are getting more and more out of hand, disobediant, and cocky... it's as frustrating as it is disappointing.