Make a wish, grant a wish. (an evil wish)

[HackersForTheWin]

Granted, but this thread is gay and nobody will post here ^.^

I wish the last guys wish about saying "Do ya lurve it" Never happened.

 

[Birras]

Granted. However, you have Type 12 super-diabeetus.

I wish Abraham Lincoln *****-slapped John Wilkes Booth before shooting him with his own gun.

 

[jaeger138]

Granted, but in the process, Abe fell of the balcony and died anyway.

I wish they'd tell me more, I'm always left out when it comes to the decisions about decorating the room, I just want one poster!

 

[Outasync]

Granted, but it's of Hannah Montana

I wish for an infinite supply of drinkable water

 

[jaeger138]

Granted, but you have to cut the magic bottle from the stomach of your mother.

I wish for next year to be last year.

 

[londelen]

Granted, but you can no longer confuse people with your mind games.

I wish I had an infinite supply of Lemonade.

 

[jaeger138]

Granted, but I pissed in it all.

I wish for more badges that I couldn't possibly have got due to not being a member at the time goshdarnit!

 

[Whiskyjakk]

Granted, but all of the badges have inbuilt viruses that destroy your computer.

I wish the genie would leave me alone without doing anything that could possibly harm me in any way, not even in another dimension or via the butterfly effect.

 

[wrecker77]

granted. but i have to do my job so i alterd reality so that you did not pick me up and i tormented someone else. and you got hit by a car for no reason.

i wish i chould slide down a brontosaurus's neck like a slide! (brontosaurus = plant eater)

 

[FastFoot92]

Granted but a T-rex was in the middle of eating him so ur screwed

I wish i could be popular

 

[HackersForTheWin]

Granted, you are now popular on the internet, making you a nerd in real life.

I wish this wish wouldn't be granted.

 

[mrsertich]

granted thus you fail

I wish for my gramppa to come back to life and be my obedient zombie slave

 

[Higeki_iz_DEAD]

granted however he eats your brains

I wish I had some tapioca pudding..

 

[Jak009]

Granted, but its 3 months old, no fridge.

I wish I could afford a Gibson SG.

 

[Corkydog]

Granted, but your wife cheats on you, the kids aren't actually yours and hate your guts, you'll die together because you kill each other and spend the afterlife resetting the pins at Hell's Bowling Alley.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

 

[Grassypuffs]

Granted, but as you try to tell others the knowledge of the plants, they lock you in the Looney bin.

I wish I had a mustache.

 

[Jemal]

Granted! Cars are also now illegal.

I wish I hadn't granted that wish.