Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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Out of boredom, I fiddle with my Dalek arm, "Let's see...Voice changer, hacking device, calculator..." I silently look through the functions, "Teleporter! Hot damn!" I then press a button the arm.
[HEADING=1]BRRRRRRRRZIP![/HEADING]
I appear above Bryght, "Catch me, catch me, catch me!"
[HEADING=1]BRRRRRRRRZIP![/HEADING]
I appear above Bryght, "Catch me, catch me, catch me!"
[HEADING=1]AT THE HOSPITAL![/HEADING]
[Medicine 100] After half an hour of tedious surgery, I manage to stop the bleeding and patch Knife up.
RaN: "There's no way you should have survived that."
Knife: "I know, right?"
I quickly bring Knife up to speed on current events.
Knife: "Meh. Guess I didn't really miss much, eh?"
*coughs*
Knife: "Listen, while you were out I saw Saber. I think Sister got to her."
RaN: "I sort of pieced that together myself. Did she say anything about what she was planning?"
Knife: "Something about a Plan B, but she stabbed me before I could find out more."
RaN: "Then I guess I'll have to find out on my own."
I walk out the door. Knife starts to get up.
Knife: "I'll come with you-AAAAAGH!"
Knife falls back onto the hospital bed in pain.
RaN: "No, you need to stay here and rest up for awhile. Take these, they'll help you heal faster."
I leave a handful of Stimpacks next to him.
Knife: "Thanks."
I walk back into the Mall, wondering what to do next.
[HEADING=1]IN EQUESTRIA![/HEADING]
I awaken as Twilight finishes healing my wounds.
Twilight: "Hey, you're awake. You had us worried for a while there."
RaN: "Yeah, that tends to happen a lot to people around me. How are you girls holding up?"
Twilight: "Better. Applejack's a little shaken up. I'm just glad Rainbow Dash found a Doctor in time."
The familiar voice of the Doctor resonates from behind a closed door.
Doctor: "Yes, but this wouldn't have happened if you contacted me in the first place instead of trying forbidden magic on your own."
RaN: "Hey Doc. Haven't seen you in a while. How have you been?"
The Doctor walks through the door.
Doctor: "Oh, just swell."
[Medicine 100] After half an hour of tedious surgery, I manage to stop the bleeding and patch Knife up.
RaN: "There's no way you should have survived that."
Knife: "I know, right?"
I quickly bring Knife up to speed on current events.
Knife: "Meh. Guess I didn't really miss much, eh?"
*coughs*
Knife: "Listen, while you were out I saw Saber. I think Sister got to her."
RaN: "I sort of pieced that together myself. Did she say anything about what she was planning?"
Knife: "Something about a Plan B, but she stabbed me before I could find out more."
RaN: "Then I guess I'll have to find out on my own."
I walk out the door. Knife starts to get up.
Knife: "I'll come with you-AAAAAGH!"
Knife falls back onto the hospital bed in pain.
RaN: "No, you need to stay here and rest up for awhile. Take these, they'll help you heal faster."
I leave a handful of Stimpacks next to him.
Knife: "Thanks."
I walk back into the Mall, wondering what to do next.
[HEADING=1]IN EQUESTRIA![/HEADING]
I awaken as Twilight finishes healing my wounds.
Twilight: "Hey, you're awake. You had us worried for a while there."
RaN: "Yeah, that tends to happen a lot to people around me. How are you girls holding up?"
Twilight: "Better. Applejack's a little shaken up. I'm just glad Rainbow Dash found a Doctor in time."
The familiar voice of the Doctor resonates from behind a closed door.
Doctor: "Yes, but this wouldn't have happened if you contacted me in the first place instead of trying forbidden magic on your own."
RaN: "Hey Doc. Haven't seen you in a while. How have you been?"
The Doctor walks through the door.
Doctor: "Oh, just swell."
"OH FUCK!" I jump back and check my Dalek arm, "Uh! Uh, calculator, metal detector, bazooka function, pencil sha-BAZOOKA FUNCTION!"
I ready myself to use said function but I am thrown.
"SHIT!
IS! [HEADING=2]AWESOME![/HEADING] [HEADING=1]NOW!"[/HEADING], I say, loudly, I shoot my rocket at the bacon creature, midair, upside down.
Shit is indeed awesome now.
I fly backwards into a toy store, unconscious from awesome overload.
I ready myself to use said function but I am thrown.
"SHIT!
IS! [HEADING=2]AWESOME![/HEADING] [HEADING=1]NOW!"[/HEADING], I say, loudly, I shoot my rocket at the bacon creature, midair, upside down.
Shit is indeed awesome now.
I fly backwards into a toy store, unconscious from awesome overload.
Code:
Level 23
Health +23
Attack +20
Defense +24
Luck +30
Handsomeness +30
YOU LEARNED A NEW SPECIAL!
Magical Mayhem!
YOU LEARNED A NEW SUMMON!
Terezi!"You know I coulda just
the lock, right?" I say, walking to the gun store.
Code:
EXTERMINATEDI start juggling different guns, with no intention of help Tox.
"Ya da dadadada da da dada, ya da dadadada da da dada..." I hum a la Entry of the Gladiators.
"Ya da dadadada da da dada, ya da dadadada da da dada..." I hum a la Entry of the Gladiators.
"If I may interject, droogs," I say, catching all but one gun (with the safety one of course), "But, what shall we do with all these guns?"
I quickly fiddle with my Dalek arm, "TELEPORT!"
[HEADING=1]BRRRRRRRRRZIP![/HEADING]
I transport on the ground, I then catch Tox, "Told ya it was a Chekhov's Gun."
[HEADING=1]BRRRRRRRRRZIP![/HEADING]
I transport on the ground, I then catch Tox, "Told ya it was a Chekhov's Gun."
Out of boredom, I catch another elevator, and take to the 413th floor, and wait patiently.
One patient wait later, I appear in the Homestuck Store, I then indulge myself on the clothing and music.
One patient wait later, I appear in the Homestuck Store, I then indulge myself on the clothing and music.