Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[RaNDM G]

"Nah. If you hear Tox in there, tell him I said 'Hello'."

 

[ERROR989]

After being thown out of the room by Code Monkey, I follow the group.

What the hell was that for?!?!?' I yell.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I enter on Futox and RaN, "Hey guys! I got cat-!"
"Meow."
"He has thunder powers! He's a Thundercat!", I say, "Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercat!" , I then sing.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I then pick up Felix, wave him in Futox's face, and say, "Thundercats, ho!", I say, using 'ho' in a derogatory term.

 

[Ren3004]

"I HEARD A PUN!!!"

I show up in front of Waffles.

"YES! It is I, Ren! I have been chosen by the pun god as his avatar in this Mall! And for using puns in vain, you... SHALL DIE!"

I then shoot Waffles with my pun.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I respawn, teleport back to the cryogenic tanks, and

EXTERMINATE

Ren.

 

[RaNDM G]

"I don't get it. How is prostitution funny?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"It really not, but when you call someone a prostitute who is not a prostitute, it becomes funny because it's derogatory." I say to RaN.
"Meow."

 

[Ren3004]

"FOOL! I'm am a messenger of GOD!" I then PUNch Waffles into submission.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I get PUNch, Felix electrocutes Ren, "WATTS the matter, Ren!? You think my puns are re-VOLT-ing!? OHM my god! Just say it HERTZ then!"

 

[Ren3004]

I use the pun god's power to absorb the electricity and fire it back at Waffles.

"I know... SHOCKING!"

Spoiler: OOC

So... many... puns... I'm proud of you!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I get hit, "Jesus, Ren, can't we CONDUCTOR this into a pleasant game or something! I mean, WIRE we fighting?! We have an AMPle amount of friendship, don't we!?"

Spoiler: OOC

Thank you! But I think out of puns now...

 

[RaNDM G]

"I'm with you. C'mon kitteh."

I pet Felix the Cat as I walk out the door.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Oh fine!" Felix and I follow Tox.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"25th floor!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Great. Another elevator ride."

 

[Ren3004]

I am standing in front of the 25th floor elevator.

"Sorry, Waffles... the pun god is my master now... Feel free to DROP by, though..." I then cut the elevator's cables and it drops down to the basement.

 

[RaNDM G]

As we descend, sadistic elevator music plays.


We eventually reach our destination.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

The elevator drops to the basement, I land on my ass, "Son of a *****!"

 

[Ren3004]

"Now Waffles, don't make an ASS of yourself..."