Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[WafflesandBacon]

"Oh, hey, Sammy..." I point to Felix, "I gotta cat, he has thunder power, shit is a-" I try to stand, "-W FUCK!" I say in pain, "You guys go ahead, I'll make it somehow."

I somehow hear Ren, "You're a jackASS, Ren."

 

[RaNDM G]

I jump onto the same platform as Tox, carrying Waffles on my back and Felix in my arms.

Tox: "Well, hur-fuckety-rah, this means some kind of evil lies beyond that door over there."

RaN: "We're not going to find out just standing here, are we?"

I kick the door down, stepping inside as the heat of the flames is drawn into the dark, cold room. I realize that I am on fire.

Shit is awesome now.

 

[RaNDM G]

"At least whoever runs the show down here has a sense of taste."

I lay Waffles down on a bench and put Felix in his arms. I take my off my shirt and put out the fire.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I teleport to the Hospital, grab a health hypo and inject myself, I can walk again I see a note from Ren, saying

bro
25th floor. now
bring felix

where doing it man
WHERE MAKING THIS HAPEN!

Everything starts to go like this:

I crush the note in my hand, I [HEADING=1]MOTHERFUCKING DALEK TELEPORT[/HEADING] back to Felix and arm my scythe, which I haven't used in a while, zoom in on Felix's eye.
I kick down the door and walk angrily up the stairs.
I finally make it to the 25th floor, put down Felix, look for Ren, and Felix is gone.

 

[RaNDM G]

I observe the eclipse at a glance, but don't pay much attention to it.

"Meh. I don't think it's plot related."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I still look around, "Ren! Where are you! Where's Felix!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I spinning my scythe in aggravation, "Where the hell are you!?" I slash a wall, "AND WHERE'S MY CAT!?"

 

[Ren3004]

I fall on Waffles's shoulders, holding Felix, and say "Here."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I get Felix, "Thanks, man." I gently pet him, "....WAIT A MINUTE!" I put down Felix, "We're supposed to fight!" I arm my scythe, "Let's do it!"

 

[Ren3004]

We? Oh, well. *steals Waffles's scythe and cuts him in half*

I'm a CEREAL KILLER!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I respawn in a Panda Express, "That was a TERRIBLE quip, dude!"

 

[Ren3004]

"Waffles, I PANDER to lovers of bad puns!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"These puns are WOKKING for me, Ren!" I say, as I walk back up to the 25th floor.

 

[Ren3004]

"I bet you were BAMBUZZLED!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"That makes no sense, Ren!" I say, rounding the 13th floor.

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Waffles, well, shut up!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Wrong thread, dammit!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

My Dalek arm beeps,

[color=red]ALERT! ALERT! USER IS BEING TRACED! NOW ACTIVATING TRANSMISSION DISRUPTOR![/color]

All wireless transmission gets disrupted.
"Coolio!" I say, as I continue up the stairs, "Wonder who was looking for me..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Hey, To-" I get hit with a Manta Ray gun and respawn, "GOG FUCKING DAMMIT!" I stomp angrily back up the stairs.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I know him from a different thre-", I knock myself on the head for almost breaking the fourth wall, "I mean, I know him from somewhere else, not here , though..."