Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[WafflesandBacon]

Spoiler: OOC

What's Luna Game?

 

[RaNDM G]

Spoiler: OOC

You asked for it.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I play the game.

>"Oh this doesn't seem so bad!"
"...."

"Oh this doesn't seem so-" I get interrupted by a demonic Fluttershy, "Ok..."
I fall down a hole.

[HEADING=1]YOU DIED[/HEADING]

"What the fuck was that?!"
"What the fuck was that?!"
>"What the fuck was that?!"
"What the fuck was that?!"

"What the fuck was that?!" I asked stupefied and little creeped out.

 

[RaNDM G]

"I figured out the antenna on this PC is sending out a signal that allows Sister to control Knife's body. The system is rigged to blow if I try to disarm it manually, so we're pretty much stuck playing Sister's games until I can command a system override."

I then notice the screen cutting to a new window, showing another file.

luna 3.avi

"Damn", I say.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

>"Have fun playin' it!"
"Want me to play it?"
"...Shit."

"Have fun playin' it!" I say, as I watch RaN play from afar.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Alright."

I play Luna 3.

Spoiler: Now might be a good time to look away.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

As soon as a demonic Pinkie Pie comes on the screen I shot an

EXTERMINATION

beam at the laptop, destroying it completely.
"

NO MORE!

"

 

[RaNDM G]

Tox looks up from the remains of his destroyed laptop, having been so close to finishing the Blood Harvest campaign of Left 4 Dead. He looks at Waffles questionably.

Tox: "... Why?"

I look back at my PC's computer monitor. The screen has cut to a new window showing Luna Game.avi.

RaN: "I already played through that. There must be a sequence in the files I'm supposed to hit."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

>"Be careful..."
"Want me to play?"
"Want me to EXTERMINATE it?"

"Be careful..." I say, cautiously. My ring from Tox's yelling.

>"Tox, don't do it!"
"Go right ahead."
"Whatever, it doesn't matter..."

"Tox, don't do it!" I say.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"

I warned you!

" I say, gloating.

 

[Ren3004]

"COWABUNGA!" I shout, before hitting Martin in the head with a chair.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Tox, look out!"
"Tox! Ren is right behind you!"
"Chair! CHAIR!
"Ren, stop!"

Before I make a choice, Tox gets hit with a chair by Ren.

 

[Ren3004]

MUAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[RaNDM G]

RaN: "A chair? That's the best weapon you could come up with?"

Ren: "Well, it's not like there's a lot here to use. Just this and a busted up laptop."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

[i]What should I do...?[/i]

>Strife with Ren.
Tell him what he did was wrong.
Ignore him.

"That's it, Ren! STRIFE TIME!"

Then screen warbles [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FightWoosh] and Ren and I stand adjacent to each other.

Waffles
Level 18
HP: 350/350
MP: 280/300

What should I do?

>Attack
Specials
Summon
Items
Retreat!

I run toward Ren, punch him and run back my spot.

 

[Ren3004]

Ren
Level 18
HP 356/370
MP: 400/400
What should I do?

Attack
>Specials
-Fire Burst <
-Flurry
-Ice Beam
-Lightning Strike
-Dark Matter
Summon
Items
Retreat!

I spit a burst of flames at Waffles.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Waffles
Level 18
HP: 332/350
MP: 280/300

Attack
Specials
>Summon
-Baby Balrog
-Chocobo
-Vaude <
-Spades Slick
-Basil
Items
Retreat!

Vaude [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/VaudevillianVeteran] appears, "What the hell am I doing here!?"
"SHUT UP AND BLAST HIM!" I say, angrily.
She gives me a look of pure murder then grabs her rocket launcher then blasts Ren, she then skillfully throws knifes at him.
She disappears.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Spoiler: OOC

Can you still just jump in this and smack someone silly? It's been like 20 pages since I last posted, and since then it seems to have grown a storyline which I don't want to ruin by jumping in and breaking tense silences with a sledgehammer etc.

 

[RaNDM G]

I watch as Tox continues to play Luna 4. Right before the kill screen, I notice what appears to be some kind of switch. I lean in to take a closer look.

RaN: "What the heck is th-"

The kill screen appears, showing something so horrifying words cannot accurately describe it.

RaN: "HOLY FUCK!"

Tox: "Shit, that's messed up!"

The two of us try and catch our breaths as Waffles and Ren continue to fight in the background. A sudden realization dawns upon me.

RaN: "Wait a minute, Luna Game 4 doesn't exist."

I then remember the switch that popped up during Tox's playthrough.

RaN: "Play it again."

Tox: "You seriously want to put me through another one of these games?"

RaN: "... Yes."

Tox: "Fine."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Quick, find the 'Any' key!"