"So you coulda put in a comfortable elavator instead of three and a quarter minutes of damnation!?"
Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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RaN: "I'm sorry, I didn't know you were an expert in transdimensional sorcery. Shall I stop this ride and allow you and your little 'motley crew' to pursue Xandus on your own?"
Waffles looks at me with surprise.
RaN: "That's what I thought."
PA system: Please state your destination.
RaN: "Mumbai station, in Dis."
I turn my attention back to Waffles.
RaN: "Dis is the most populated city in this domain. I have many contacts there. Surely one of them will have information on Xandus's movements."
Waffles looks at me with surprise.
RaN: "That's what I thought."
PA system: Please state your destination.
RaN: "Mumbai station, in Dis."
I turn my attention back to Waffles.
RaN: "Dis is the most populated city in this domain. I have many contacts there. Surely one of them will have information on Xandus's movements."
Yeah, so the temporary higher power is a technological/demonic power, well known from the Madness Combat flash animations. He has powers of corruption and control of the improbability drive along with his personal computer, the controlled probability drive. With his computer, he can upgrade his minions (using the SPECIAL SYSTEM) and can pull weapons out of spacetime itself(to a point). He is immune to all types of attack except electrical. Here is his wiki page
([link]http://madnesscombat.wikia.com/wiki/Auditor[/link])
Oh yeah, and he lost his Jesus powers, so he only has his basic control of the (im)probability drives.
([link]http://madnesscombat.wikia.com/wiki/Auditor[/link])
Oh yeah, and he lost his Jesus powers, so he only has his basic control of the (im)probability drives.
The Auditor looked at his new minions, reading their information.
Knives(Clone)
SPECIAL:
ST:8 Pr:7 En:6 Ch:1 In:1 Ag:8 Lk:3
Note: Low mental abilities due to cloning process(Not upgradeable). Does not speak.
"Hummmmm"
Connor(Cyborg/Human)
St:6(10) Pr:8 En:6(10) Ch:8 In:6 Ag:6 Lk:4
Notes: Works better when under high damage. Has chiptune player. Not very trust worthy unless sexually came on too. Bisexual.
The Auditor went back to his computer, he upgraded Connor to 10 luck, and made his chiptune player to a techno player.
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As Connor continued his trip on the empty desert of his mind, all of a sudden *LEVEL UP*
"About damn time," he said.
As the skill screen came up, it disappeared. Then the perk screen, gone, like the wind.
"What the fuck," Connor said, "Hey, I feel, luckier, all of a sudden." Then he woke up.
"*gargle, cough, gargle*" he said as he was stuck inside a tube of some sort. The water started to poor into the machine as the glass lowered. He stepped outside of the cryogenic tube. Both doors were locked, and their were two other tubes in the room. "The fuck?"
He goes to the door to the right, looks at the message "Just do what comes natural-Sis
"The door opens, and a flash of colors appear behind it. "A portal?" He steps back and thinks for a second.
I find Xandus (Clone), "XANDUS!", Felix stuns him with electricity, daemons tackle him to the ground, I stand over him.
"
", I give him a
and
him, "Oops, a bit to much."
"
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YOU WILL LEARN THE IMPORTANCE OF THE FOURTH WALL!
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DALEK EXTERMINATION ***** SLAP
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EXTERMINATEAt the Auditor's desk, he uses his computer to hack into the mall security system, transferring all power from the security room to his sky high basement. INFINITE AND CONTROLLED DRIVES AT 100 PERCENT POWER. PLEASE TYPE IN A COMMAND.
-Overload_security room
Press Y or N
-y
Overload in process...
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The power in the security room goes off, 5 seconds all the computer screens explode, engulfing the room in flames.
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"OK, what comes natural? Well, I still feel like killing Waffles, yet if I go though that portal anything could happen. I mea-" Connor was cut off a yell of a voice passed the fourth wall.
"JUST GO IN ALREADY, ASSWIPE!" yelled real life Connor, getting board of reading this story.
"Fine, geeezzzz." And with that Connor went into the portal, getting for a search and destroy mission.
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Overload complete
-Activate Security cam unlink to neural base
Neural uplink cabal unhooked, please enter one, then press any key.
-Cancel_Command
New command?
-Show monitor_Security Cam_Target_Waffles
Loading feed
And he then watched the current state of the mall, seeing if he can mess with the players in anyway.
-Overload_security room
Press Y or N
-y
Overload in process...
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The power in the security room goes off, 5 seconds all the computer screens explode, engulfing the room in flames.
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"OK, what comes natural? Well, I still feel like killing Waffles, yet if I go though that portal anything could happen. I mea-" Connor was cut off a yell of a voice passed the fourth wall.
"JUST GO IN ALREADY, ASSWIPE!" yelled real life Connor, getting board of reading this story.
"Fine, geeezzzz." And with that Connor went into the portal, getting for a search and destroy mission.
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Overload complete
-Activate Security cam unlink to neural base
Neural uplink cabal unhooked, please enter one, then press any key.
-Cancel_Command
New command?
-Show monitor_Security Cam_Target_Waffles
Loading feed
And he then watched the current state of the mall, seeing if he can mess with the players in anyway.
The Auditor, enjoying the show, spawns popcorn and eats it as he watches RaN try to pull Waffles of Xandus.
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Connor goes to the gun store, and steals a .223 revolver and loads it with 5.56 NATO rounds and gets ready for a big game hunt, unzipping his leather jacket to let his speaker play a cool chiptune song when suddenly this plays.
"Hey, that ain't chiptune," Connor says, "BUT I LIKE IT!" Then, out of nowhere, a bunch of damaged demons out of hell come around the corner, and Connor kills them in-sink with the music.
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Connor goes to the gun store, and steals a .223 revolver and loads it with 5.56 NATO rounds and gets ready for a big game hunt, unzipping his leather jacket to let his speaker play a cool chiptune song when suddenly this plays.
"Hey, that ain't chiptune," Connor says, "BUT I LIKE IT!" Then, out of nowhere, a bunch of damaged demons out of hell come around the corner, and Connor kills them in-sink with the music.
[HEADING=1]IN HELL![/HEADING]
Xandus watches from a distance as Waffles continues to beat the living shit out of Xandus's clone.
RaN: "Are you done yet?"
Waffles: "Nope."
[HEADING=1]ELSEWHERE IN THE MALL![/HEADING]
Suddenly and not unexpectedly, Connor's weapon explodes in his hands. Because a .223 caliber weapon cannot safely fire 5.56 NATO rounds, Connor has risked the chance of seriously damaging his weapon. He is now royally screwed.
Connor: "I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ROYALLY SCREWED!"
Xandus watches from a distance as Waffles continues to beat the living shit out of Xandus's clone.
RaN: "Are you done yet?"
Waffles: "Nope."
[HEADING=1]ELSEWHERE IN THE MALL![/HEADING]
Suddenly and not unexpectedly, Connor's weapon explodes in his hands. Because a .223 caliber weapon cannot safely fire 5.56 NATO rounds, Connor has risked the chance of seriously damaging his weapon. He is now royally screwed.
Connor: "I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ROYALLY SCREWED!"
Connor, seeing how his gun exploded, he know figures out he was using explosive round, and he sees the gun was still usable. What luck!
He picks up the futuristic gun and fire again at the monster, prepared for the kick back this time, and the shot critically damages the demon fired at. The resulting explosion harms 3 different demons, Connor out of range of the bullets explosion. He then falls back and loads regular .223 ammunition into the gun so he doesn't hurt himself again.
He picks up the futuristic gun and fire again at the monster, prepared for the kick back this time, and the shot critically damages the demon fired at. The resulting explosion harms 3 different demons, Connor out of range of the bullets explosion. He then falls back and loads regular .223 ammunition into the gun so he doesn't hurt himself again.
"Oh, hey,", I say to RaN, "There's Xandus."
Silence.
The metaphorical cogs in my brain start turning.
"...XANDUS!", I jump into the air dramatically, "DALEK," my Dalek arm falls on Xandus, like a meteor on unsuspecting patch of earth, "[HEADING=1]PAWNCH![/HEADING]", Xandus is
Silence.
The metaphorical cogs in my brain start turning.
"...XANDUS!", I jump into the air dramatically, "DALEK," my Dalek arm falls on Xandus, like a meteor on unsuspecting patch of earth, "[HEADING=1]PAWNCH![/HEADING]", Xandus is
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EXTERMINATEDI look at my Dalek arm, "Huh, well shit, I didn't know this was so powerful!".
The daemons and Felix look at me, I raise my arm into the air, "FOR THE FOURTH WALL!"
They go cheering triumphantly.
The daemons and Felix look at me, I raise my arm into the air, "FOR THE FOURTH WALL!"
They go cheering triumphantly.
"PARTY!", I say to RaN, I celebrate my victory with my daemons and succubi alike, "It's a celebration, bitches! Mazel Tov!", I say, generic alcohol in hand, I then pour out a little for my possibly dead brother Alphonse.