"What! Ignore the plot we painstakingly laid down and go back to our roots!?", I ponder, "Yeah sounds good." I then
Tox.
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Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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I respawn in the Toys Are Us (No relation to Toys R Us) which is close to the kids section, I hide in the ball pit.
[HEADING=1]IN HELL![/HEADING]
"Amateurs." I say as I walk away from my companions and their petty fight.
As I return to my former sanctuary, I discover that all of the members of my court are dead.
RaN: "Well, this simply will not do."
I strike a chord on my Super 400 and resurrect the dead.
RaN: "Katie, remember when I told you to call me if you had any problems?"
Katie: "Yes, your Majesty."
RaN: "Well, what happened?"
Katie: "Xandus appeared. We weren't ready for him."
RaN: "That's fine. He's been taken care of for now."
Katie: "Any chance you would want to return to your throne? This position turned out to be more... suicidal than I had predicted."
RaN: "You may bestow the power upon anyone you see fit, but I am finished with this life now. A thousand years as a king, especially of Hell, has taken too much of a toll."
Katie: "I understand. Perhaps I shall remain here after all."
RaN: "That's my girl. Be safe."
I clap my hands and open a portal back to the Mall.
RaN: "Goodbye, everyone."
Everyone: "Goodbye, King RaNDM. Long live the King!"
I step through the portal and return to the Mall.
[HEADING=1]IN EQUESTRIA![/HEADING]
I respawn in the library with the two British soldiers.
RaN: "These men are covered in gasoline. Throw their clothes away before tending to their wounds."
The five ponies immediately tend to the wounded soldiers. As I look on, the Doctor approaches me.
Doctor: "Dammit RaNDM, you can't keep bringing these people back. You could cause irreparable damage-"
RaN: "They were as good as dead the moment I got there. I simply couldn't leave them behind."
Doctor: "Yes... Well, the damage has already been done. Do what you have to do, but think before you let this happen again."
The Doctor angrily storms outside.
[HEADING=1]AT THE MALL![/HEADING]
I respawn in front of a Burger King. Waffles is inside.
RaN: "Meh. I think I'll try Wendy's."
I walk into the Wendy's next door, grabbing a chocolate frosty and crispy chicken sandwich. Waffles looks on enviously from his window.
"Amateurs." I say as I walk away from my companions and their petty fight.
As I return to my former sanctuary, I discover that all of the members of my court are dead.
RaN: "Well, this simply will not do."
I strike a chord on my Super 400 and resurrect the dead.
RaN: "Katie, remember when I told you to call me if you had any problems?"
Katie: "Yes, your Majesty."
RaN: "Well, what happened?"
Katie: "Xandus appeared. We weren't ready for him."
RaN: "That's fine. He's been taken care of for now."
Katie: "Any chance you would want to return to your throne? This position turned out to be more... suicidal than I had predicted."
RaN: "You may bestow the power upon anyone you see fit, but I am finished with this life now. A thousand years as a king, especially of Hell, has taken too much of a toll."
Katie: "I understand. Perhaps I shall remain here after all."
RaN: "That's my girl. Be safe."
I clap my hands and open a portal back to the Mall.
RaN: "Goodbye, everyone."
Everyone: "Goodbye, King RaNDM. Long live the King!"
I step through the portal and return to the Mall.
[HEADING=1]IN EQUESTRIA![/HEADING]
I respawn in the library with the two British soldiers.
RaN: "These men are covered in gasoline. Throw their clothes away before tending to their wounds."
The five ponies immediately tend to the wounded soldiers. As I look on, the Doctor approaches me.
Doctor: "Dammit RaNDM, you can't keep bringing these people back. You could cause irreparable damage-"
RaN: "They were as good as dead the moment I got there. I simply couldn't leave them behind."
Doctor: "Yes... Well, the damage has already been done. Do what you have to do, but think before you let this happen again."
The Doctor angrily storms outside.
[HEADING=1]AT THE MALL![/HEADING]
I respawn in front of a Burger King. Waffles is inside.
RaN: "Meh. I think I'll try Wendy's."
I walk into the Wendy's next door, grabbing a chocolate frosty and crispy chicken sandwich. Waffles looks on enviously from his window.
After defeating the large army of Demons, Connor lazily took a nap about 1 hour ago. He awakes on the opposite side of the Wendy's, and feeling hungry, goes in to find a dark creature he didn't know from before and RaN. They not noticing his entrance due to eating their burgers, and also their discussion about how they will fight to the death after they stop eating, Connor used his .223 revolver and loaded the 5.56 explosive ammo into the gun, and fires it at RaN's head, blowing it clean off and harming the dark creature. However, when he went to reload so he would not break his gun, he finds that the barrel of the gun is very dirty now, so before he gets killed by the guy's demon powers or whatever, he runs to the bathroom to clean his gun, the demon/man(OCC The guy who posted above me) now unconscious.
Connor comes out of the bathroom, gun clean and repaired using a toaster(Jury Rigging), he begins my search for Waffles again. He exits the bathroom, and walks into the Burger King to find Waffles still eating a Quad-Stacker with a large Onion rings. This time he notices me and then keeps eating, not seeing me as a threat. "Aren't you going to kill me?"
"Nope. Too hungry, long day."
"Feh, I kill you later." and with that he left the Burger King and went to the food court and gets some cold pizza, his favorite.
"Nope. Too hungry, long day."
"Feh, I kill you later." and with that he left the Burger King and went to the food court and gets some cold pizza, his favorite.
I take a stroll through the park, drinking an iced tea and enjoying the sunshine and fresh air. I notice Tox strumming on his guitar.
RaN: "Hey Tox."
Tox: "Hi RaN. How's your head?"
RaN: "Fine. Just needed some aspirin."
I take a look at the ruined clocktower.
RaN: "You gonna fix that?"
Tox: "Nah. Too busy."
RaN: "Alright then. See you around."
I continue my stroll around the park.
RaN: "Hey Tox."
Tox: "Hi RaN. How's your head?"
RaN: "Fine. Just needed some aspirin."
I take a look at the ruined clocktower.
RaN: "You gonna fix that?"
Tox: "Nah. Too busy."
RaN: "Alright then. See you around."
I continue my stroll around the park.
I wake up after falling into a coma for a while because the writer couldn't be bothered to post and needs some reason as to why I haven't done anything. I notice that there is no light in the entire facility. I find myself surrounded be daemons. I run, for now.
After finishing my iced tea, I remember I still have the two-way communicator.
RaN: "Hey Waffles, you there?"
Waffles: "Yeah, what do you need."
RaN: "I figure we should start looking for a way to get rid of that solar eclipse. There's no way it could be natural."
Waffles: "Alright. I think I see Tox and Knife. Meet us inside, over."
RaN: "Got it. Over and out."
I walk back into the Mall.
RaN: "Hey Waffles, you there?"
Waffles: "Yeah, what do you need."
RaN: "I figure we should start looking for a way to get rid of that solar eclipse. There's no way it could be natural."
Waffles: "Alright. I think I see Tox and Knife. Meet us inside, over."
RaN: "Got it. Over and out."
I walk back into the Mall.
RaN: "Rakes?"
I walk into an empty hallway and see only a single garden rake lying down on the floor. Tox and I look on in confusion.
RaN: "I think we've got more important things to worry about than something you'd find in a tool shed. Listen, I know you've been having a good time since we got Xandus out of you, but I think you've had one too many drinks."
Tox is still bewildered by the situation.
RaN: "I called Waffles. He's waiting for us over by the food court, so if you wouldn't mind-"
From behind, I am stabbed through the heart by the rake's razor claws.
RaN: "Oh. That kind of rake..."
I fall dead to the floor as more of the creatures leap out from the shadows.
I walk into an empty hallway and see only a single garden rake lying down on the floor. Tox and I look on in confusion.
RaN: "I think we've got more important things to worry about than something you'd find in a tool shed. Listen, I know you've been having a good time since we got Xandus out of you, but I think you've had one too many drinks."
Tox is still bewildered by the situation.
RaN: "I called Waffles. He's waiting for us over by the food court, so if you wouldn't mind-"
From behind, I am stabbed through the heart by the rake's razor claws.
RaN: "Oh. That kind of rake..."
I fall dead to the floor as more of the creatures leap out from the shadows.
The Auditor starts reading the notes given to him by Sister "Warrning, don't let the players get rid of the solar eclipse, it gives the minions powers and will keep the your base with power.-Sis"
After reading that, the Auditor contacts Connor.
---
Connor, asleep in the food court, hears a voice "Hello?"
"Ugghhhh, who is there?"
"Well, this is your sister friend, ugggggh, Ted."
"OK, hi Ted."
"Errrrr, Sister told me to tell you that if anyone wants to get rid of the solar eclipse, kill them."
"Okkie dokkie."
And with that Connor went on a trip to kill who ever the hell he wanted, walking off to the sword shop as Waffles enters the food court waiting for RaN.
After reading that, the Auditor contacts Connor.
---
Connor, asleep in the food court, hears a voice "Hello?"
"Ugghhhh, who is there?"
"Well, this is your sister friend, ugggggh, Ted."
"OK, hi Ted."
"Errrrr, Sister told me to tell you that if anyone wants to get rid of the solar eclipse, kill them."
"Okkie dokkie."
And with that Connor went on a trip to kill who ever the hell he wanted, walking off to the sword shop as Waffles enters the food court waiting for RaN.
RaN: "How can it possibly get..."
Before I can finish that sentence, the lights shut out and the environment of the Mall begins to peel away into a twisted, Otherworld version of itself. Kind of like this:
RaN: "... any... worse?"
Tox: "Well, there you go."
Before I can finish that sentence, the lights shut out and the environment of the Mall begins to peel away into a twisted, Otherworld version of itself. Kind of like this:
RaN: "... any... worse?"
Tox: "Well, there you go."