Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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"Now, we need to get back to the mall and stop the Auditor and kill any surviving fourth wall characters." says Connor, feeling he should lead the group.
They walk back to the mall to find all the dead bodies are gone, along with all the fourth wall characters. "The fuck?" says everyone.
They walk back to the mall to find all the dead bodies are gone, along with all the fourth wall characters. "The fuck?" says everyone.
Waiting on you, Tox.
"Wait, aren't you the asshole who knocked out my teeth that one time?" says Connor, sightly annoyed, yet entertained by the pen stabbing.
Connor crosses his arms. "If it weren't for that funny show of you stabbing Ren I would of used my 8 Charisma and my 100 speech to convince you to punch yourself in the mouth."
"Oh, shit....um....gotta go, bye!" With that I run off.
[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE, IN ????[/HEADING]
Sister looks around, and see's an exact replica of the surface mall... Besides the bodies stuck on swords and the fountain spurting blood, the charred and blacked landscape and the windows are broken and the doors boarded up.
"Well, isn't this place charming."
As sister explores her surroudings, she see's a hill of skulls. On the hill is a large skeleton clad in armour, knelt down holding a sword stuck in his ribcage. She moves closer and notices the blade stuck in his ribs shimming, even in complete darkness, polished and sharpened to perfection, even after millions of years it retains it's luster. Sister see's a note jutting out of the skeleton's pocket, and as she takes it out and reads it, a smile appears on here face.
[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE, IN ????[/HEADING]
Sister looks around, and see's an exact replica of the surface mall... Besides the bodies stuck on swords and the fountain spurting blood, the charred and blacked landscape and the windows are broken and the doors boarded up.
"Well, isn't this place charming."
As sister explores her surroudings, she see's a hill of skulls. On the hill is a large skeleton clad in armour, knelt down holding a sword stuck in his ribcage. She moves closer and notices the blade stuck in his ribs shimming, even in complete darkness, polished and sharpened to perfection, even after millions of years it retains it's luster. Sister see's a note jutting out of the skeleton's pocket, and as she takes it out and reads it, a smile appears on here face.
[HEADING=1]Back at the Mall[/HEADING]
Connor puts his hand on his face.
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"Were are the Rangers!" orders Jesus to Smith. He says nothing. "Fucking zombies. Worthless."
He takes out his "McMillian Bros. TAC-50", assembles it piece by piece, and loads in his Hollow Point .50BMG rounds into the guns, and aims it over the crowd from the third floor.
He sees all the zombies under his control of lower power, wandering around. He looks to the second floor, full of armed and semi-intelligent zombies made up of higher level NPCs and Party Members from RPGs. On his floor are all the Player Characters from fighting games, armed with their respective weapons, and three agent from the Matrix, Smith being his personal guard. He moves around to the park side of the mall, and looks to see it empty. He walks back all the way to entrance hall on the third floor.
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"Look, we need to get to high ground, before the Auditor sees us argu-" Connor pauses.
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Jesus reaches the the part of the third floor that was closest to the players, sees them in his scope.
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"[Perception 9]EVERYONE, GET OUTSIDE!" yells Connor at the surviving players, finding there is only one of them.
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Jesus zooms in his scope at one of their heads.
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"Why the fuck should we do that?" says Tox.
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He puts his and on the trigger, and pulls.
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Tox's head blows off.
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Knife runs into all of Jesus's lower level zombie, all of them NPC from assorted games and movie characters like stormtroopers or Nazis.
Connor puts his hand on his face.
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"Were are the Rangers!" orders Jesus to Smith. He says nothing. "Fucking zombies. Worthless."
He takes out his "McMillian Bros. TAC-50", assembles it piece by piece, and loads in his Hollow Point .50BMG rounds into the guns, and aims it over the crowd from the third floor.
He sees all the zombies under his control of lower power, wandering around. He looks to the second floor, full of armed and semi-intelligent zombies made up of higher level NPCs and Party Members from RPGs. On his floor are all the Player Characters from fighting games, armed with their respective weapons, and three agent from the Matrix, Smith being his personal guard. He moves around to the park side of the mall, and looks to see it empty. He walks back all the way to entrance hall on the third floor.
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"Look, we need to get to high ground, before the Auditor sees us argu-" Connor pauses.
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Jesus reaches the the part of the third floor that was closest to the players, sees them in his scope.
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"[Perception 9]EVERYONE, GET OUTSIDE!" yells Connor at the surviving players, finding there is only one of them.
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Jesus zooms in his scope at one of their heads.
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"Why the fuck should we do that?" says Tox.
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He puts his and on the trigger, and pulls.
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Tox's head blows off.
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Knife runs into all of Jesus's lower level zombie, all of them NPC from assorted games and movie characters like stormtroopers or Nazis.
I stopped Ren's insanity. The Auditor is back with Tricky the crazy yet powerful Clown. Jesus H. Christ turns all the NPCs into zombies, read my last post for more on that, I mean it, go do that. Knife comes back, kills Ren by accident, runs off and is about to fight the level one zombies. Oh, and your head was shot off just now.
"Sniper! Fix Martin and lets get outside, I have a plan!"
Jesus shoots me in the leg. "FUCKING HELL!"
I run away from the zombies, and I see Jesus firing a sniper at Tox and Conner. "There's only one thing that can stop jesus..."
[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE, IN HELL[/HEADING]
In hell, a phone rings, and a red nailed hand picks it up.
"Hello?"
"Katherine, get me RaN, I need his help."
[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE, IN HELL[/HEADING]
In hell, a phone rings, and a red nailed hand picks it up.
"Hello?"
"Katherine, get me RaN, I need his help."
"First of all, The Madness Combat Wiki is fucking cool, OK? Second of all, we have to take his Halo, it's the source of all his powers! NOW HEAL MY FUCKING-OH SHIT!" Connor lies back down before getting shot again. "Heal my leg please?"
"OK, fuck you-AH GOD DAMN IT!" Connor cries as Jesus shoots him in the other leg, percing though the cover with his anti-materiel rifle. "Fuck it, I'm respawning on the roof, meet me there!" Connor then proceeds to cut of his head and respwans on the roof.
Gonna add something else soon about the Auditor and his Nega Zombies, don't post anything relivent to Jesus other than shooting him shooting at Tox-N-Friends.
"Your other personalities still alive?" says Connor.
Before Tox could answer, a explosion is heard.
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The Clown fires his Grenade Launcher at the oncoming zombie hoard, killing two NCR troopers and a bunch of stormtroops. The Auditor turns their bodies into Nega Zombies, much more dangerous than regular zombies, however not immune to any types of damage. The Nega Black Rangers fire onto the crowd with there own Anti-Material Rifles. The battle has begun.
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Connor says "I have a bad feeling about that explosion..."
Before Tox could answer, a explosion is heard.
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The Clown fires his Grenade Launcher at the oncoming zombie hoard, killing two NCR troopers and a bunch of stormtroops. The Auditor turns their bodies into Nega Zombies, much more dangerous than regular zombies, however not immune to any types of damage. The Nega Black Rangers fire onto the crowd with there own Anti-Material Rifles. The battle has begun.
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Connor says "I have a bad feeling about that explosion..."
"I kinda disagree. I was thinking of convincing Jesus to help us kill the Auditor using my 100 barter and speech skills, but even if that did work, I think Nega Ren just made The Auditor top dog again. Maybe if we fight though the zombies and go down into hell, we could get RaN to help us?"
"OK, but first we have to destroy the mall, or maybe after. Or at, the same time, maybe?
*Party Quest Added: "The Escape?"*
*Party Quest Added: "The Escape?"*