Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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[HEADING=1]At New Vegas[/HEADING]
"So Connor, I am going enter your body now." says the Doctor.
"Uhhhhh, were am I?" says the Follower.
"[Confirmed Bachelor/Speech 100] Oh, hey Arcade. Don't you remember, we had a party last night, got drunk, and made sweet love? Oh, it doesn't matter, how bout some sloppy seconds?"
"[SUCCESS]Well, I guess that explains my head ache, and sure I guess."
"Good, you get in bed and I will get dressed out in the bathroom outside the bedroom near the main room, you sleep well cool guy."
"Yeah..."
Connor gets out of the room and sneaks away from the room.
"Your at level 40, it's takes 10 quest or 200 high level enemy kills to do that." says the Doctor.
"Oh." and they left the Tops and went on their way to Black Mountain.
"So Connor, I am going enter your body now." says the Doctor.
"OK, now what-" say Connor before he gets cut off by Arcade.
"Uhhhhh, were am I?" says the Follower.
"[Confirmed Bachelor/Speech 100] Oh, hey Arcade. Don't you remember, we had a party last night, got drunk, and made sweet love? Oh, it doesn't matter, how bout some sloppy seconds?"
"[SUCCESS]Well, I guess that explains my head ache, and sure I guess."
"Good, you get in bed and I will get dressed out in the bathroom outside the bedroom near the main room, you sleep well cool guy."
"Yeah..."
Connor gets out of the room and sneaks away from the room.
"Hey, why didn't I level up."
"Your at level 40, it's takes 10 quest or 200 high level enemy kills to do that." says the Doctor.
"Oh." and they left the Tops and went on their way to Black Mountain.
[HEADING=1]AT THE DESERT MALL![/HEADING]
Connor approaches the Mall.
Alphonse:
RaN: "I'll talk with him alone."
I walk down the stairs and unlock the door. Once Connor steps back inside, I close and lock the entrance.
RaN: "So, what's going on with you?"
Connor: "Nothing much. I met your friend, the Doctor. You want to see him?"
RaN: "Sure."
Connor's body rematerializes into... someone I've never met or seen before in my life.
RaN: "Great, now he's making friends with bums on the street. Who the heck are you?"
"I'm the Doctor..."
"DOCTOR INSANO!"
Connor approaches the Mall.
Alphonse:
Code:
What should we do?I walk down the stairs and unlock the door. Once Connor steps back inside, I close and lock the entrance.
RaN: "So, what's going on with you?"
Connor: "Nothing much. I met your friend, the Doctor. You want to see him?"
RaN: "Sure."
Connor's body rematerializes into... someone I've never met or seen before in my life.
RaN: "Great, now he's making friends with bums on the street. Who the heck are you?"
"I'm the Doctor..."
"DOCTOR INSANO!"
If you don't know who Doctor Insano is, watch this:
"Wow, the highest of high powers is a internet celebrity." says Connor by taking control of his mouth for a second.
"Oh yeah, he is was my summon." say Connor as he removes Dr. Insano from his body.
"Oh noes!" says Dr. Insano, mockingly "What ever should I do?!"
Connor then cuts him in half with his katana.
"THE PAIN!" says Dr. Insano "HOW!?"
Connor cuts off his arms. "Because you got me to level 40, dumb ass."
"Oh, but I can fix that!" says the dieing Insano, then seeing he has no arms "FUCK!"
Connor, RaN, the Auditor, and Tricky laugh at him.
"I WILL BE BACK!" says the insane doctor, "AND I WILL GET BACK AT YOU, CONNOR! AND I WILL KILL YOU AND PUT YOU ON MY WALL OF ZOMBIE HEADS! AND THEN YOU WILL BE DEAD! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" and with that he teleports out of the Fallout Universe and into his own fiction universe.
"I knew 10 luck would become useful." says Connor, now using his Scouter "Tox, I'm at Black Mountain. You know how to get here, right?"
"Now to deal with you, Dr. not cool guy."
"Oh noes!" says Dr. Insano, mockingly "What ever should I do?!"
Connor then cuts him in half with his katana.
"THE PAIN!" says Dr. Insano "HOW!?"
Connor cuts off his arms. "Because you got me to level 40, dumb ass."
"Oh, but I can fix that!" says the dieing Insano, then seeing he has no arms "FUCK!"
Connor, RaN, the Auditor, and Tricky laugh at him.
"I WILL BE BACK!" says the insane doctor, "AND I WILL GET BACK AT YOU, CONNOR! AND I WILL KILL YOU AND PUT YOU ON MY WALL OF ZOMBIE HEADS! AND THEN YOU WILL BE DEAD! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" and with that he teleports out of the Fallout Universe and into his own fiction universe.
"I knew 10 luck would become useful." says Connor, now using his Scouter "Tox, I'm at Black Mountain. You know how to get here, right?"
[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE, IN THE CANADA MALL EH?[/HEADING]
"Hello? Hello?! Damn it Tox, where did you go now?" I sit on a bench, and contemplate my fate."Well, when in Rome...."
I step outside moments later, getting a large axe, and start cutting down trees.
"I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok, I sleep all night and I work all day." As I sing, several people appear and also start singing.
"Hello? Hello?! Damn it Tox, where did you go now?" I sit on a bench, and contemplate my fate."Well, when in Rome...."
I step outside moments later, getting a large axe, and start cutting down trees.
"I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok, I sleep all night and I work all day." As I sing, several people appear and also start singing.
[HEADING=1]AT THE MOJAVE MALL![/HEADING]
RaN: "You know what, Connor? That's not cool. Not cool at all."
I shoot Connor in the face for killing Insano. It's not very effective, but I get Connor to flinch.
RaN: "Ha! Two for flinching."
I punch Connor twice in the arm.
Connor: "Ow."
[HEADING=2]TEN MINUTES LATER![/HEADING]
Standing guard on the roof of the Mall, I receive a call from Tox on my communicator. I listen as the message goes to voice mail.
Tox: Hey RaN. I'm calling you to tell you that I've activated the controlled probability drive again. I'm now in the Mojave Wasteland,and I'm heading for Goodsprings. And by the way, you can kill me next time you see me.
Looking out into the distance with my binoculars, I spot Tox traveling the highway to Goodsprings. He is ambushed by a group of Powder Gangers.
RaN: "Sucks to be him."
RaN: "You know what, Connor? That's not cool. Not cool at all."
I shoot Connor in the face for killing Insano. It's not very effective, but I get Connor to flinch.
RaN: "Ha! Two for flinching."
I punch Connor twice in the arm.
Connor: "Ow."
[HEADING=2]TEN MINUTES LATER![/HEADING]
Standing guard on the roof of the Mall, I receive a call from Tox on my communicator. I listen as the message goes to voice mail.
Tox: Hey RaN. I'm calling you to tell you that I've activated the controlled probability drive again. I'm now in the Mojave Wasteland,and I'm heading for Goodsprings. And by the way, you can kill me next time you see me.
Looking out into the distance with my binoculars, I spot Tox traveling the highway to Goodsprings. He is ambushed by a group of Powder Gangers.
RaN: "Sucks to be him."
[HEADING=1]Meanwhile, out side the penthouse window of the LUCKY 38[/HEADING]
"Wait, I know were I am, I'm at Fallout: New Vegas!" says Alexander, the full creature. "Someone must of activated the Controlled Probability Drive without using a computer attached to it!"
Alex uses what little powers he has left and teleports to the mall at Black Mountain, next to Connor, not very harmed by the bullet shot by RaN due to being level 40.
"Oh shit, a bug!" Connor says, and tries to swat it out of the air.
"Stop that cool guy!" says the bug.
Connor stops swinging. "I know that voice... ALEXANDER!"
"Yes, cool guy." says the moth.
"Oh my god, your... ugly!"
"I know, I have been stuck inside this body since after you died."
"Oh, so can you get back into me."
"Well..." says Alexander, a little embarrassed, "I kinda have to be, eaten, by you..."
Connor throws up.
"Wait, I know were I am, I'm at Fallout: New Vegas!" says Alexander, the full creature. "Someone must of activated the Controlled Probability Drive without using a computer attached to it!"
Alex uses what little powers he has left and teleports to the mall at Black Mountain, next to Connor, not very harmed by the bullet shot by RaN due to being level 40.
"Oh shit, a bug!" Connor says, and tries to swat it out of the air.
"Stop that cool guy!" says the bug.
Connor stops swinging. "I know that voice... ALEXANDER!"
"Yes, cool guy." says the moth.
"Oh my god, your... ugly!"
"I know, I have been stuck inside this body since after you died."
"Oh, so can you get back into me."
"Well..." says Alexander, a little embarrassed, "I kinda have to be, eaten, by you..."
Connor throws up.
OK, fixed
"AUUGGHHH" Connor cries as he chokes down the lower half of Alexander, the part that's Ander.
*New Summon for Connor: Ander*
"[CHARISMA 10 (aka a lot of balls too look cool)]My god, that really sucked, soooo much pain! I can't imagine how much that must of sucked for though cool guy. You OK?" say Ander.
Connor coughs, "Ugggggh..." Connor throws up again and spawns Ander after he finishes.
"Sorry buddy, look on the bright side, your level 40 now! The world is your oyster!" He puts his hand on Connor's back and he throws up again.
*New Summon for Connor: Ander*
"[CHARISMA 10 (aka a lot of balls too look cool)]My god, that really sucked, soooo much pain! I can't imagine how much that must of sucked for though cool guy. You OK?" say Ander.
Connor coughs, "Ugggggh..." Connor throws up again and spawns Ander after he finishes.
"Sorry buddy, look on the bright side, your level 40 now! The world is your oyster!" He puts his hand on Connor's back and he throws up again.
"SPECIAL system, the max level is a million thanks to Tox." says Connor.
"Wait, you cheated! Well, if it's in the interest of advancement of the others." says Ander.
"Hey, not my fault."
"Good point."
"Wait, you cheated! Well, if it's in the interest of advancement of the others." says Ander.
"Hey, not my fault."
"Good point."
"OMG, this is insane!" says Connor.
"Man, I am a bad ass now!" says Ander.
"Hey hey hey, don't forget who did this for you guys!" says Alex.
"Yeah, thanks cool guy..." says Connor.
"FOR BEING THE BIGGEST NERD WE KNOW!" says Ander.
Connor and Ander high five.
"A computer? POWERFUL ENOUGH TO PLAY CRYSIS!" Connor faints at the coolness of that idea.
Tox wakes him up using revive. "Lets do it!" says Connor and Ander.
Tox wakes him up using revive. "Lets do it!" says Connor and Ander.
[HEADING=1]Back at the Mojave[/HEADING]
"Hey guys, I'm back and-" says the Auditor.
He picks up a note, "Bye bye, suckers!-From, everyone except RaN"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
"Hey Auditor, what is going on-" says RaN, and he takes the note and reads it.
"Hey guys, I'm back and-" says the Auditor.
He picks up a note, "Bye bye, suckers!-From, everyone except RaN"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
"Hey Auditor, what is going on-" says RaN, and he takes the note and reads it.