I use the 1up mushroom on my jacket and set fanklok on fire as well. All your fancy equipment can't stop you burning! Mwahahaha! I laugh evilly and run out into the food court.
Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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Counter attack with his gaurd down fails to notice me as I sneak up behind him and then slam his face into the nearby grill melting his face off - however before he can die I take his face away from the grill and then slam his face against his hand which melds itself onto his face - creating a perpetual facepalm and then I run off laughing bububhahahahahh
After getting telefragged by CA (all those posts ago) I respawn back in the Gamestop. I remember the good old days of the first mall and with my RP powers gone i decide what i'm gonna do next: be a pacifist. So i do what did before: I grab two replica Energy Swords (which become real when i touch them), I jump down to the first floor, and i sit down on the nearest bench.
I walk along and see a stranger on a bench - I sit down next to him. "nice energy swords" I say after a moment to break the silence.
The man looks at me and then I recognise Pm0n3y and throw my arms around him in a loving embrace - "It's good to see you" I say as I strangle him to death.
He may have my love but its a bit rough
The man looks at me and then I recognise Pm0n3y and throw my arms around him in a loving embrace - "It's good to see you" I say as I strangle him to death.
He may have my love but its a bit rough
“Hey-ack!- get off me!” I say, throwing Claymorez off me, and coughing from being strangled.
“Don't try to fight me, i'm being pacifist now. I'm just here to look at the fights.” I say, pulling a bag of popcorn from out the air. As i open the bag, i shake it towards Clay.
“Want some?” I ask him.
“Don't try to fight me, i'm being pacifist now. I'm just here to look at the fights.” I say, pulling a bag of popcorn from out the air. As i open the bag, i shake it towards Clay.
“Want some?” I ask him.
I respawn, wander around a bit and chance across my old makeshift flamethrower from months back.
"Hey, cool! I missed this!" I have a wonderful time torching christmas trees and laughing, while yelling "I have become the god of destruction, muahahaha". I notice the rug I'm standing on has caught fire, and attempt to summon my Stand in a vain effort to put out the flames, but he doesn't appear. I glance around, and happen to notice a Realism Shop not too far away. Apparently my haphazardous torching of things caused some realism to fall off the shelves and land on me. "Ah well, that's life," I say as I burn to death.
"Hey, cool! I missed this!" I have a wonderful time torching christmas trees and laughing, while yelling "I have become the god of destruction, muahahaha". I notice the rug I'm standing on has caught fire, and attempt to summon my Stand in a vain effort to put out the flames, but he doesn't appear. I glance around, and happen to notice a Realism Shop not too far away. Apparently my haphazardous torching of things caused some realism to fall off the shelves and land on me. "Ah well, that's life," I say as I burn to death.
I respawn on a large neon sign above where Bryghtside, Pm0n3y and Claymorez currently are. "Hey guys! Look at me!" I yell, jumping up and down and waving my arms. The force of me jumping causes the sign to come crashing down on top of them, horribly crushing their fragile bodies.
"So, you figured it all out." I say, appearing in front of Ren and pointing a golf-club at his throat. "A shame it is that you won't live long enough to tell the others..."
I lunge forward, attempting to decapitate Ren, but he ducks. "They deserve to know the truth, Sam." He says, grabbing a weapon.
"Sam? Who's Sam?" I ask. "Ah yes, this mortal I've taken control of. Sam can't hear you now, Ren." We start circling each other. "In this mall, there are seven ghosts. The one you know as "Sam" defeated one, the Cursed Sight. Another of the seven you've met before. I possessed the one you know as Sam by posing as his Stand for a while and getting to know him." I, or rather the spirit using my body, lunge at Ren. "The only way to return to the mall you know is to defeat all seven of us. Only then will things return to normal, and the supernatural abilities you each possess will vanish once more. Only, tell me; Is that what you really want?" As Ren puzzles over this, the spirit slashes a deep gouge in his leg. "The Manipulator. Remember that name as the name of the one that killed you." The Manipulator lunges at Ren with both golf-clubs, going for the killing blow.
I lunge forward, attempting to decapitate Ren, but he ducks. "They deserve to know the truth, Sam." He says, grabbing a weapon.
"Sam? Who's Sam?" I ask. "Ah yes, this mortal I've taken control of. Sam can't hear you now, Ren." We start circling each other. "In this mall, there are seven ghosts. The one you know as "Sam" defeated one, the Cursed Sight. Another of the seven you've met before. I possessed the one you know as Sam by posing as his Stand for a while and getting to know him." I, or rather the spirit using my body, lunge at Ren. "The only way to return to the mall you know is to defeat all seven of us. Only then will things return to normal, and the supernatural abilities you each possess will vanish once more. Only, tell me; Is that what you really want?" As Ren puzzles over this, the spirit slashes a deep gouge in his leg. "The Manipulator. Remember that name as the name of the one that killed you." The Manipulator lunges at Ren with both golf-clubs, going for the killing blow.
"How about, "DEAD PILL"!?" The Manipulator asks, flying at Ren, attempting to slash him in half, missing and dismembering Bryghtside. "The thing you don't seem to understand, Ren, is that we control this place. We can manipulate it around us as we see fit. It's like-"
"-Manipulation of space," Ren finishes for him, awestruck.
"Yep! So, basically, no matter where you run, you can't escape us. The others have gone after your friends. We have the power to kill you for good-" Ren cuts him off by shooting him with a nail gun, in my shoulder. He screams, beads of cold sweat running down his, my, face, and collapses to the ground. "A-alright, Ren, you've beaten me. But tell me; Do you have the power to kill your best friend!?"
"-Manipulation of space," Ren finishes for him, awestruck.
"Yep! So, basically, no matter where you run, you can't escape us. The others have gone after your friends. We have the power to kill you for good-" Ren cuts him off by shooting him with a nail gun, in my shoulder. He screams, beads of cold sweat running down his, my, face, and collapses to the ground. "A-alright, Ren, you've beaten me. But tell me; Do you have the power to kill your best friend!?"
I turn the corner and then use a tesco's carrier bag to suffocate Ren. As he dies he tries to tell me something. "It's all a joke, its all a bad jokes,O Mother forgive me". I then look up into sam_g's eyes and run at him brandishing my spoon (You know the one - the plastic one with the smily face!)
I spawn into my control room of ultra haxors in which nobody can get in, and begin to rickroll people to death.