Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Ren3004]

I pick up some cabbages to use as throwing weapons.

 

[Baby Eater]

I swim and pop out of the mens toilet where I find a piece of wood, rubber,and a package of plungers then fashion a bow out of it

 

[Baby Eater]

I shoot a barrage of plungers at sir,pinning him to the wall

 

[Captainguy42]

I open my eyes, I'm inside of a stall in the men's bathroom.

"I must of past out from my dookie fumes, well no matter it's not like I'm stuck in some eternal purgatory right?"

I wiped, pulled my pants back on, flushed, stole a roll of toilet paper, and took two steps out the door before I realized I forgot to wash my hands. Meh, it's not I'm going to be doing any surgerey, so I kept going. When I got out I noticed things were off, first of all I could not see the exit in either direction and there was a man throwing plungers at another.

" I must still be out of it, well if this is a dream might as well have fun with it."

I ran up to Eatmorebabies, grabbed his neck and began forcing the roll of toilet paper down his throat.

 

[Baby Eater]

I desperately kick at guy hitting him in the crotch and stab him with a tranq dart(s) "nighty night"

 

[Randoms]

i run into the Matress Magic and use a pillow to smother eatmore then i start to eat his brain

 

[Aitruis]

Yeah, thank you Claymorez for restarting the Mall Fight. Right after I started the first one, school, a new job, and family planning did the world's biggest teabag on top of anything I had been paying any attention to at the time. Just wanted to apologize for more or less abandoning the thread after creation. Being that the fan is still flinging shit, as it were, I don't know how much time I'll have to invest in this one either. But more to the point:

I start building a trebuchet on one end of the mall, big enough to fling computer monitors.

 

[Ren3004]

I take a bag of cabbages and go into the electronics store. I decide that the computer monitor section is a good way to build a fort.

Now, let's see if I can make a cabbage cannon out of a printer.

 

[KiruTheMant]

Goes into Hot Topic and makes chainmail out of Pants,then goes to a Sushi hut and finds a samurai sword,Get to work.

 

[Ren3004]

After a few "adjustments" I build my cabbage cannon Mk. 1. I place it in a strategic spot on top of my fort made of computer casings and RAM memory.

 

[Sam G]

I run up to KiruCookie. "A samurai sword, why didn't I think of that?" I ask, and then cave his skull in with my golf clubs.

 

[KiruTheMant]

has chainmail head,and slices Sam up like a turkey,and takes the flatiron.

 

[Baby Eater]

I respawn and sneak to rens fort (disguised as a computer) and start hacking his mk.1

 

[Ren3004]

I look at the security monitors inside my fort and see a heat source hacking into my cannon.

"No, you don't, sonny!"

Grabbing the Mk. 1 controls, I aim at EMB's head and kill him with a cabbage.

 

[Baby Eater]

"ahh! the vegetation!"I turn into a red pikmin and turn the fort into pellets then I run to the grocery store with 5 pellets

 

[Ren3004]

I run after EMB, and finally catch up with him. I grab him and hold him off the railing.


"Please... don't drop me!", he says.
"Hey, EMB!"
"What?"

"Merry Christmas!"

I then drop EMB on top of the mall's Christmas tree, impaling him.

 

[Claymorez]

I'm back I shout and then fall off the banister! but in epic fashion

 

[Ren3004]

After weeks of walking around an empty mall, I finally hear claymorez shouting 'I'M BACK!' and falling off the banister in an epic fashion. However, the floor opens up below him, revealing deadly spikes on fire.

I jump over the railing, grab him, and break his fall with my back, saving him from certain death.

We then start punching each other.

 

[Sam G]

I "accidentally" break Bryghtside's knees with my golf club and start kicking him.

 

[Ren3004]

Sir's stroll around the mall is cut short when I drop a piano on top of him.