Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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Transformation Jutsu! The swordfish turns into the ninja-shark that is me! I stab sam g in the face with my sword.
I wake up from my customary nap in the supplies closet and notice a brawl going on. "I guess I need weapons." I mutter to myself.
Unfortunately, the only thing in the closet is a dead guy and a mop.
Using my skills as a Spoony Bard, I sneak over to an office supplies store. There, I take a stapler, pens, rulers, and other random items. Hiding them im my sleaves, I exit the store, ready for battle.
Unfortunately, the only thing in the closet is a dead guy and a mop.
Using my skills as a Spoony Bard, I sneak over to an office supplies store. There, I take a stapler, pens, rulers, and other random items. Hiding them im my sleaves, I exit the store, ready for battle.
I burst through a wall, do some kung-fu bird noises and then make Code Monkey's head explode with a super high-pitched shark-scream! KABLAH!
I wake up, back in my supply closet.
"Hm. Looks like I'm going to be seeing alot of this place."
I Super Spoony Bard sneak back to my dead body, and retrieve my "Weapons". Then I go back to my closet, and hide them there. After franticaly running around the mall for an hour, I have filled my closet with weapons. after selecting a hammer, I Spoony Bard sneak through an air duct. Looking through a vent, I lie in wait for some unlucky soul to walk underneath.
"Hm. Looks like I'm going to be seeing alot of this place."
I Super Spoony Bard sneak back to my dead body, and retrieve my "Weapons". Then I go back to my closet, and hide them there. After franticaly running around the mall for an hour, I have filled my closet with weapons. after selecting a hammer, I Spoony Bard sneak through an air duct. Looking through a vent, I lie in wait for some unlucky soul to walk underneath.
After waiting for what felt like hours, (Because it was hours.) I finally see somebody. I realize now that I forgot to unscrew the vent. "Screw it.." I whisper. I raise my hammer above my head, and smash down on the vent. The force was a little more than I thought it would be, And I break through the first try.
"SPOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!" I scream as I fall. However, I land slightly to the left of The enemy. Dusting myself off, I notice his weapon. "Staplers? Where have I seen someone usng a stapler as a weapon before..." I ask.
"No matter. Time for you to taste the wrath of canuck steel!" I shout as I charge at him with my hammer.
"SPOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!" I scream as I fall. However, I land slightly to the left of The enemy. Dusting myself off, I notice his weapon. "Staplers? Where have I seen someone usng a stapler as a weapon before..." I ask.
"No matter. Time for you to taste the wrath of canuck steel!" I shout as I charge at him with my hammer.
I burst through the ground in a flurry of water.
Then I beat Code Monkey to death with a sea bass.
Then I beat Code Monkey to death with a sea bass.
I awake in the closet, again.
"Hm... I have been killed by the same person the same way wice in a row. This requires planning. But I'm to impatiant for that, so.... I pick CD!" I grab a stack of CD's from my stash, And sneak behind a box using my Spoony Bardness.
"Hm... I have been killed by the same person the same way wice in a row. This requires planning. But I'm to impatiant for that, so.... I pick CD!" I grab a stack of CD's from my stash, And sneak behind a box using my Spoony Bardness.
"Artemis..Guide my hand...." I mutter.
I throw my last disk at the person looking for me. It flys over his head, and hits some random guy off in the distance.
"Fucking Moon Chick!" I shout as I start running for my closet.
I throw my last disk at the person looking for me. It flys over his head, and hits some random guy off in the distance.
"Fucking Moon Chick!" I shout as I start running for my closet.
*Crazy theme music begins to play*
He's a man-shark. He's gonna get ya, gonna eat ya, with a side of chips! Don't forget to bathe in tomato sauce!
I get back up and transform into my 10ft tall man-shark form. I pick up Code Monkey and Ren3004 by the hair and smash them into nearby "constantly running chainsaw" stores, where they are eviscerated.
He's a man-shark. He's gonna get ya, gonna eat ya, with a side of chips! Don't forget to bathe in tomato sauce!
I get back up and transform into my 10ft tall man-shark form. I pick up Code Monkey and Ren3004 by the hair and smash them into nearby "constantly running chainsaw" stores, where they are eviscerated.
I come bursting out of the "constantly running chainsaw" store holding eight chainsaws (One in each hand, one between my teeth, one strapped to my right foot, two in the crooks of my elbows and one under my knee) and sprint at the shark thing.
(And this song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIQr5W4AGcI&feature=rec-fresh+div-r-5-HM] is playing)
(And this song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIQr5W4AGcI&feature=rec-fresh+div-r-5-HM] is playing)
*Lightning flashes across the background*
I twirl my oversized sword above my head with one hand and grab a nearby shotgun with the other.
"This.... IS MY BOOMSTICK!"
I fire a volley of explosive shells at Sam G, then splat whatevers left into the ground with a highly improbably judo maneuver.
I twirl my oversized sword above my head with one hand and grab a nearby shotgun with the other.
"This.... IS MY BOOMSTICK!"
I fire a volley of explosive shells at Sam G, then splat whatevers left into the ground with a highly improbably judo maneuver.
"AND THIS IS MY GOOMBABRICK!"
Goombas burst from the cake, sacrificing themselves on the claymores.
"And now,for the ultimate meme. DR.FOXIGONAPUS! BLAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
I blast Zepren with a gigantic energy blast from my mouth, reducing him to mere atoms.
Goombas burst from the cake, sacrificing themselves on the claymores.
"And now,for the ultimate meme. DR.FOXIGONAPUS! BLAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
I blast Zepren with a gigantic energy blast from my mouth, reducing him to mere atoms.
I respawn in the outdoor related section and instantly drop a shed onto kitsunethefox who evidently does not understand the rules of the game and should read them
At this moment in time, this is justified
"Noob" spits Zepren from the balcony above as he surveys the crushed corpse of Kit
At this moment in time, this is justified
"Noob" spits Zepren from the balcony above as he surveys the crushed corpse of Kit
(Whoops. Forgot that for a moment.)
Kitsune repsawns at the front door with a large hammer.
He speaks into the hammer.
"Bring the rain."
Water gushes out of a burst pipe by Zepren at incredible pressure, cutting him in half.
Kitsune repsawns at the front door with a large hammer.
He speaks into the hammer.
"Bring the rain."
Water gushes out of a burst pipe by Zepren at incredible pressure, cutting him in half.