Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Ren3004]

Since I have no idea what happened to me, I have a heart attack and die. Then, I respawn in the electronics store, and pick up a mouse.

I use it as a flail to kill anyone who approaches.

 

[Sam G]

I electrocute the stream of water coming from Bryghtside's super-soaker with a toaster, causing it to asplode.
"You know what they say: All toasters toast Bryghtside!" I yell and throw the toaster at him, knocking him out. And then I set him on fire, 'cause it's fun.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

I draw my swords which corruscate with a strange golden glow.
I then leap off of a banister, and cut SirBryghtside into pieces with a slash in the shape of an X.
Then I do the Running Man dance.

 

[Ren3004]

Kistune's dance is suddenly interrupted when a mouse hits him in the head. He looks at me, stumbles around for a bit, and finally falls into the fountain.

 

[Sam G]

I run into the liquid nitrogen store, grab a bottle and throw it into the fountain, flash-freezing all the water as well as sealing the hapless Kitsune in ice. Then I turn to Ren and... I dunno, punch him, or something?

 

[Ren3004]

Sam's punch makes me unconscious for days. When I wake up, Sir is standing over me, ready to stab me with a frozen haddock.

I grab a conveniently placed live wire and electrocute him.

 

[Ren3004]

Hey, that's not fair!

I throw Sir away from me, sending him flying into a bookshelf.

 

[Sam G]

The bookshelf transforms back into me, and I break Bryghtside's neck. Then I pull his fingers off and start throwing them at Ren.

 

[Ren3004]

I hold up a computer screen to protect myself from the thrown fingers.

 

[Ren3004]

I grab a baseball bat and hit Agumon in the head until it faints.

Come to think of it, why didn't they ever do this in the shows?

 

[Ren3004]

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

I start running away, leading WarGreymon to the fountain.
[sub]In case your wondering why I don't counteract with another Digimon, it's because I don't remember any.[/sub]

 

[Pm0n3y]

After a long, almost indefinite hiatus, I respawn in the Gamestop up on the 2nd floor.

"Ahhh...It's good to be back." I say, a hint of satifaction in my voice.

I walk out to the store and jump down to ground level, landing admidst all the action.

"Hey guys, what's up?" I ask.

 

[Ren3004]

Pm0ney nearly gets trampled by WarGreymon. The beast crushes the fountain, flooding the mall.

 

[Knife-28]

I spawn on a service walkway overlooking the mall.
Looking around I see a comveniently placed sniper rifle.
I pick it up and start looking for targets.

 

[Ren3004]

Knife starts shooting at WarGreymon with his airsoft rifle.
Looking around for something I can use, I notice a bottle of liquid nitrogen.

 

[Pm0n3y]

As I notice the water start to gather around my feet, I jump up to the 2nd floor, and I casually stroll into the Gun Shop. After a few minutes of searching, I stroll out, strapped with two shoulder holsters, extended-clipped G18s nestled in both.

After setting the guns to full auto, I leap back down to ground level, ready for the worse.

 

[Ren3004]

I throw the nitrogen bottle at WarGreymon, and it gets hit by a rifle shot. The canister bursts open, freezing WarGreymon solid.

It also turns the mall into a winter wonderland.

 

[Ren3004]

Going into the hardware store, I grab a blowtorch and...

Spoiler

 

[Pm0n3y]

Since i'm in no real danger, I take a seat and watch The battle between Ren and SirBS.

 

[Ren3004]

I aim the blowtorch at Sir, singeing his hair.