Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[WafflesandBacon]

I, being far away from the Mall, am not affected. "You all act pretty nice to a guy who tried to kill you."
"

KILL US? YOU ARE US!

"
"Dun-Dun-DUUUUUUUUUUUUN!" would be the sound you would hear if this thread had audio.

 

[Ren3004]

The mall seems to be coming to life. A column melts and forms a sort of face with glowing red eyes.

"Waaaaaaffles..." he says "Where is Waaaaaaaaaffles?"
"I... I don't know."
"AAAAAAAAARGH!!!" the mall seems to be getting angry, or at least as angry as a building can be. "WAAAAFFLES! I WILL GET YOU!!!"
"I don't think he's here!"
"ACTIVATE KILLSWITCH!"

Far, far away, Waflles's heart stops beating. He respawns back at the mall.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"What the fucking hell!" I say outraged, "I just about learn about my Dalekness!" I then punch a wall with my robotic arm.

 

[Ren3004]

I get killed when a wall mysteriously falls down.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Oh Gog, Ren!" I run over to Ren, "Speak to me!"

 

[Ren3004]

*Is dead*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
Ren respawns nearby, "-OOOOOOO-Oh, you're alive!"

 

[Ren3004]

"Yes. Yes I am." *shoots Waffles*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I dodge almost automatically, "I don't know why you did that but I really don't give a fuck." I blasts Ren's head off.

 

[Ren3004]

I duck and avoid Waffles's shot.

"Well, fuck a doodle-doo!" *punches Waffles*

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn inside a tolet cubical and, after searching my pockets, I find I still have The Atlas. "Now...where am I?" The Atlas begins to shake, and grow, until it's the size of a reagular sized book. It then fluings it's self open to a blank page. Nothing happens for several moments, then, spindly handwriting appears in one corner, written by an unseen hand.

'You are located on the 13[sup]th[/sup] floor of the basement, and under the "Sharp and Pointy Things store". More precisely inside one of the male restrooms. Part of the facility currently being used as a Dalek controle center.'

"Oh, how lovely" I say, opening the door and coming eye to eye(stalk) with a Dalek.

"ALERT, INTRUDER WITHIN THE CONTROLE CENTER, INTRUDER WITHIN THE CONTROLE CENTER!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Ren punches me, I give him that. I then press a button and multiple bombs go off in the Mall. I then smell something...No! Not the smell of fire and death (why would you think that!?), I smell...My Dalek brother! I rush about the exploding Mall to find him.

 

[RaNDM G]

I punch a hole straight through the Dalek.

"Knife, are you alright?"

Before he can answer, several bombs go off inside the mall.

"I hate paradoxes."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I then smell something else...No! Not muffins and sex (seriously what's wrong with you!?), I smell...Dead brethren!
I come into the bathroom and see RaN and Knife over a dead Dalek, "YOU ************!"
I then megaton punch [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MegatonPunch] them into next week.

 

[Knife-28]

I eventually come to and look around, only to find the mall a flaming ruin. "Geee, thanks Waffles".

 

[RaNDM G]

I counter the Megaton Punch with an even more powerful attack...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I have already rebuilt my Dalek brother, "Hey blame Ren, he made me mad!" I am punched in the gut by RaN and fall on the floor.
"

BROTHER?

"
"I'm alright, Alphonse." I say, in pain, to my brother who I named Alphonse.

 

[RaNDM G]

A Doctor appears in a police booth. He pushes Alphonse out of a window and departs as quickly as he had arrived.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Alphonse flies back in the window, "

BROTHER, MAY I KILL HIM?

" Alphonse says.
"Go right ahead, Al." I say still in pain.
Alphonse blasts RaN with a

EXTERMINATION

Ray.

 

[Knife-28]

There's a loud flash of light, and I, inside the De'lorian from Back to the Future, appear and run over Waffle's Dalek brother. "That's for sending me to the future you jerk!" I yell at Waffle's before driving off into the depths of the mall.