Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[RaNDM G]

"Well, it looks like that Exterminator..."

*puts on glasses*

"... got Exterminated."

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Alphonse rebuilds himself, "

SYSTEMS FUNCTIONAL.

"

 

[Knife-28]

I reverse and run over Alphose...repeatedly.

 

[RaNDM G]

Alphonse destroys Knife's DeLorean with the Extermination ray.

"KNIFE! NO!!!!!!!!"

Now I'm pissed.

Alphonse and Waffles attempt to EXTERMINATE me again. Before they do I ask them a single metaphysical question.

"What is so hot that it's cool, and so cool that it's hot?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Alphonse

EXTERMINATES

the De'lorian, then he thinks for a second, "

...I GIVE UP. WHAT IS IT?

"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Pop-Tarts."

NyanCat flies through the window and kills Alphonse and Waffles with his epicute.

 

[Knife-28]

As I attempt to run over Alphonse, the De'lorian desintagrates around me. "God damn it, did you know how many caps I had to pay for that!" I then knock Waffles out and, using my backup vortex manipulator that I was totaly wearing the entire time, travel back to one week in the future, carrying the unconcious Waffles with me.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Alphonse

EXTERMINATES

Nyan Cat, "

IS THAT ALL YOU HUMANS HAVE?

" Alphonse then see me getting knocked out a kidnapped, "

BROTHER!

" Alphonse says surprised.

 

[RaNDM G]

`·.,¸,.·*¯`·.,¸,.·*¯[;::;?]ᵒᴥᵒ­­­­­­­­)?

NyanCat's speed is charged up by the Extermination Ray. He moves so fast, he goes from Mach 3 into a Sonic Rainboom.

NyanCat charges at Alphonse, turning him into a Pop Tart. I thank the almighty NyanCat for his blessings and eat the robot Pop Tart.

"Mmmmm... Blueberry Muffin flavor..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Blueberry Alphonse, before being dissolved by stomach acid,

EXTERMINATES

RaN from the inside. "

BROTHER!?

"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Oww..."

Alphonse EXTERMINATES a hole through my stomach.

"It was still worth it."

I die.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

-ignore-

 

[RaNDM G]

I respawn in the video store. My Little Pony is playing on one of the monitors.

"Yay!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Spoiler: OOC

I edited my last post.

 

[Knife-28]

When Waffles comes to, he finds him self tied to a chair, which is bolted to the ground, with Unobtainium chains.
"Ahhh, so sleeping beauty has awaken".

 

[RaNDM G]

After watching My Little Pony, I walk around the mall trying to wrap my head around the current turn of events. I walk into a nearby Maintenance Room and find Knife interrogating Waffles.

"Oh hai, Knife! What's going on with you?"

[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE, AT LLAM![/HEADING]

As Selffaw walks away from the hot dog stand, he hears a voice behind him.

"Fancy a frank? Only twelve dollar!", says MDNaR.

 

[Knife-28]

Spoiler: OOC @ RaNDM

Just an hint, me and Waffles are in the future.

I turn around, and see that RaNDM has arrived. "Ahh, so glad you could join us".

 

[Ren3004]

I am... doing something and die from a heart attack[footnote] For the uninitiated, this is my way of jumping back into the action when I have to idea what was going on before.[/footnote].

I respawn in the maintenance room, after a weirdly longer time than usual.

Knife?! Waffles?! RaN?!

Isn't unobtanium highly radioactive?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

My robotic arm beeps, Alphonse

EXTERMINATES

a wall of the maintenance room and rolls through, "

BROTHER!

"
I then smile, "You're alive!", then my smile turns wicked, "Now

EXTERMINATE

them all!", I say almost robotic.

[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE, AT LLAM[/HEADING]
"Ssshhh!" Selffaw says, "A Dalek is here!"
"

...W-....Where am I?

", says the Dalek.

 

[Ren3004]

I hear a whirring noise behind me.

"Wha-" I say, before getting

EXTERMINATED