"One down, two to go, bro!" I say rocking in my chair, while Alphonse recharges his
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EXTERMINATION
Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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I enter the mall which to my surprise has two layers of dead bodies on the floor. "Good thing I brought my Saber I found in that yard sale last week." I enter the clothing store to look for a replacement leather jacket when I find everyone here is dead to. "Guess I'll have to fight for my expensive leather outfit!" And I draw my sword to look for people to kill when I find that one chick from Homesturck and a Melty ice cream cone with a brain. I challenge them to a battle, finding them trying to pay the dead clerk for their clothing and I cut the horns of the cartoon character and eat the ice cream cone, brains and all.
Edit: I am horrible at spelling.
Edit: I am horrible at spelling.
Alphonse, a Dalek with no similarities to a melted ice cream cone with a brain, and I, having no horns nor any appearance similar to Nepeta, watch as Connor attacks two cardboard cutouts of a Nepeta and Melted Ice Cream Cone with a brain.
"Huh, well that's weird." , I say, trying a black jacket.
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", Alphonse says trying on accessories.
"Huh, well that's weird." , I say, trying a black jacket.
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YOU'RE TELLING ME.Happens to the best of us.
We respawn in the Homestuck store, "We have the tools, Al. All of them!" I laugh maliciously.
Connor turns head, sees what appears to be a Dalek from Dr. Who, bad day to go to the mall, right? Anyways, he raises his sword saying "Friend or foe?"
"It's real leather too, has a light alloy in the front and back under the leather, so it's has light armor protection. 9mm Hollow Point won't even scratch it." I said to them. "By the way, I known your a Dalic, but what kind of person are you Waffles?"
"Oh great. Now I gotta deal with flippin' Daleks." I say as I respawn near a hospital.
"How can I permanently disable a robot, but put in a state where it won't respawn?"
From the corner of my eye I see a faint green number. A screen suddenly pops up.
"Fuckin' sweet."
I take the Robotics Expert Perk and boost my Medicine skill to 100. I walk into the hospital and grab as many tranquilizers and Stealth Boys as I can find.
I walk into the clothing store, sneak up on Alphonse, disable his cyborg body and put the mutant inside in a medically induced coma.
I then push him out of a high window for good measure.
"What you gonna do about that Waff-"
I take a look at Connor.
"Who's the new guy?"
"How can I permanently disable a robot, but put in a state where it won't respawn?"
From the corner of my eye I see a faint green number. A screen suddenly pops up.
"Fuckin' sweet."
I take the Robotics Expert Perk and boost my Medicine skill to 100. I walk into the hospital and grab as many tranquilizers and Stealth Boys as I can find.
I walk into the clothing store, sneak up on Alphonse, disable his cyborg body and put the mutant inside in a medically induced coma.
I then push him out of a high window for good measure.
"What you gonna do about that Waff-"
I take a look at Connor.
"Who's the new guy?"
"[Confirmed Bachelor]Me, new? Nah, you just haven't seen me. Me, I haven't seen you, but you look a little too handsome to be around these parts."