Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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I get pissed the fuck off from there conversation about me, yes, I also have super hearing, "Un-fucking-believable!" I say enraged, "They blame me for shit I didn't do!" Alphonse respawn next to me.
"Al...Send the armada."
Alphonse beeps in morse code.
[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE, ON SKARO![/HEADING]
Davros rolls around his empire when confronted by two Daleks, "Yes, my creations?", he says calmly.
"
", said one Dalek.
Davros mulled it over and said, "Yes. Follow it."
[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE, IN LLAM![/HEADING]
The Dalek has finished his hot dog, and by finished wiped it all around his body, "
" The Dalek stopped, his cyborg mind full of...horrible images...Ren, Knife, Connor, ...Dead. "
" He then looked at his hands, but there weren't his hands it was...A laser and a plunger. "
", screamed the Dalek.
Selffaw winced at the echoing yell, "I'm scared RaN."
[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE MALL[/HEADING]
The Dalek Armada bust a hole in the mall exposing all of the ships. All of them.
"Yes! YES!
", I say menacingly.
"Al...Send the armada."
Alphonse beeps in morse code.
[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE, ON SKARO![/HEADING]
Davros rolls around his empire when confronted by two Daleks, "Yes, my creations?", he says calmly.
"
Code:
OUR HUMAN HYBRID HAS ORDERED A FULL ARMADA ATTACK. SHALL WE FOLLOW IT?Davros mulled it over and said, "Yes. Follow it."
[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE, IN LLAM![/HEADING]
The Dalek has finished his hot dog, and by finished wiped it all around his body, "
Code:
OH WOW! THAT WAS GOOD! I ALMOST W-
Code:
OH GOG....
Code:
WHAT THE FUCK!Selffaw winced at the echoing yell, "I'm scared RaN."
[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE MALL[/HEADING]
The Dalek Armada bust a hole in the mall exposing all of the ships. All of them.
"Yes! YES!
Code:
YES!
I spawn in a clothing shop in which a shopkeeper has conveniently left a silenced sniper rifle. I pick it up and look down the sights out a window, finding Ren and Knife down on another floor. Smiling, I try to remember how to use a sniper rifle accurately, pulling down hard on the trigger and nailing Knife's chainsaw right in the gas tank.
Then I see the Daleks. And I'm all outta ammo.
Then I see the Daleks. And I'm all outta ammo.
Several Dalek surround Leet, "
"
"Hell the fuck yes!" I say, "
them all!"
Code:
EXTERMINATE THE HUMANS."Hell the fuck yes!" I say, "
Code:
EXTERMINATE"Heh," I reply. "Maybe I screwed up there, but I've got a whole lot of backup coming..." After that, I pull a glowing, playing-card-sized object out of my pocket and throw it on the ground. "Deus Ex Machina: 'Border Breaker'!" I cry, just before getting shot by a Dalek laser.
But it was enough. A circular portal appears on the ground, then seems to stand up in midair...
But it was enough. A circular portal appears on the ground, then seems to stand up in midair...
After the mall magically rebuilds itself without the Daleks, I respawn next in the same clothing shop. The portal isn't there, though, and nobody's come through it. So, that's what she thinks of me, huh? I think. Well, it doesn't matter. I can still kick ass. Now, let's see if there's any more weapons in here... I start ransacking the everything, and eventually come across a plasma rifle from Doom, with enough charge for 300 bullets. Good enough. Now let's go kick some ass!
The millions of Dalek Armada ships all fall down onto the Mall, crushing every bit of it.
I grab Knife, "
"
KA-BOOOM!
Millions of Dalek ships explode, destroying every inch of the mall, not an iota sparred.
"[HEADING=1]MASS! REVIVAL![/HEADING]", says an invisible, omnipotent being.
Everyone, and I mean everyone is revived.
I robo-slap for killing everyone and continue with my plan of Mall takeover.
I grab Knife, "
Code:
YOU FOOL YOU'VE DOOMED US A-KA-BOOOM!
Millions of Dalek ships explode, destroying every inch of the mall, not an iota sparred.
"[HEADING=1]MASS! REVIVAL![/HEADING]", says an invisible, omnipotent being.
Everyone, and I mean everyone is revived.
I robo-slap for killing everyone and continue with my plan of Mall takeover.
I wake up in the Perfume Department, wonder what has happened since I killed myself. I enter the hall to see in the distance a lot of Dalaks walking through the halls. I go "meh" and try to find someone to talk to in the food court only to find a track of fire on the ground 20 feet from it.
"Wow, good show cool guy!" Connor says as he claps for the show of the De'lorian with that one guy on top.