Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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[HEADING=2]MEANWHILE, IN THE DESERT![/HEADING]
I awaken in the Sahara Mall.
"What the Hell is going on?"
I see a mirage in the distance. It looks like...
No, it couldn't possibly be true. I launched her into the freakin' sun.
I rub my eyes and take a good hard look. Yep, it's her.
"Sister..."
She grabs me by the collar and slaps me.
*slap*
Sister: "Wake up!"
RaNDM: "W-what?"
*slap*
Sister: "Wake up!"
RaNDM: "Where are we?"
*slap*
Ren:"WAKE UP!"
[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE, AT THE MALL![/HEADING]
*slap*
Ren has just slapped me in the face. He's been trying to wake me since the mass revival. Knife is running at us with a chainsaw. The Daleks have begun EXTERMINATING themselves.
I look up at the sky and witness a massive armada of destroyed Dalek ships floating above the Earth's atmosphere.
RaNDM: "What the Hell did I miss?"
I awaken in the Sahara Mall.
"What the Hell is going on?"
I see a mirage in the distance. It looks like...
No, it couldn't possibly be true. I launched her into the freakin' sun.
I rub my eyes and take a good hard look. Yep, it's her.
"Sister..."
She grabs me by the collar and slaps me.
*slap*
Sister: "Wake up!"
RaNDM: "W-what?"
*slap*
Sister: "Wake up!"
RaNDM: "Where are we?"
*slap*
Ren:"WAKE UP!"
[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE, AT THE MALL![/HEADING]
*slap*
Ren has just slapped me in the face. He's been trying to wake me since the mass revival. Knife is running at us with a chainsaw. The Daleks have begun EXTERMINATING themselves.
I look up at the sky and witness a massive armada of destroyed Dalek ships floating above the Earth's atmosphere.
RaNDM: "What the Hell did I miss?"
For Knife and newcomers, Sister is the primary antagonist of the story who was flung into the sun a few days ago and never heard from since. Link for reference.
You asked. I answered.Knife-28 said:
And then you edited your post, but that's beside the point.
"Motherfu-"
I die.
[HEADING=2]MEANWHILE, IN THE DESERT![/HEADING]
I reawaken in the Sahara Mall. Sister is there again.
Sister: "That was quick. You didn't even last ten seconds."
RaNDM: "Shut up and tell me what's going on."
Sister: "Temper, temper. Is that the way you would treat..."
"YOUR OWN DAUGHTER!"
RaNDM: "WHAT THE FU-!"
Sister: "HA! You should have seen the look on your face."
RaNDM: "Oh, thank God."
Sister: "But listen, there's a reason I called you here. That Knife guy isn't all he seems."
RaNDM: "No shit. He just disemboweled me with a chainsaw."
Sister: "Exactly. And whose chainsaw do you think he has? I'll give you a hint. You almost killed me with it."
RaNDM: "Are you telling me that by killing you...?"
Sister: "Not killing. All you did was draw blood, but it was enough for part of my soul to be trapped in that chainsaw. That means that anyone but the original wielder who tries to use it..."
*dramatic pause*
RaNDM: "Go on."
Sister: "Will eventually transform into a clone of..."
*dramatic pause*
RaNDM: "Go on."
Sister: "... Me."
Connor wakes up from his teeth smashing to find, well, he has no teeth. Which sucks 'cause he was really hungry. Oh well, he chose to commit Seppuku again and respawn in the music store and steal a copy of Quadrophina by The Who. He has great plans for this CD...
"OK, now I just have to get to the PA system, plug this CD into the DVD drive, and sweet sweet music will be poured into the Mall, just as planed." Connor said as he exited the Record Store. He walked along the edge of the mall until he found a Staff door, and using his sightly better strength than an average human, he kicked down the door and when up to the master control room door. However it was locked, and as much as Connor tried to knock down the door, he failed.
"Damn it, this sucks. Ok, back up plan, uhhhhhh, I KNOW!" Connor said as he got a great idea, and ran back to the Music store, avoiding all trouble as best he could...
"Damn it, this sucks. Ok, back up plan, uhhhhhh, I KNOW!" Connor said as he got a great idea, and ran back to the Music store, avoiding all trouble as best he could...
Connor herd this yell, due too be 20 feet from Ren and that one chick who punched his teeth out. Connor, seeing the scene, and being thankful of his bisexality, used his Confirmed Bachelor perk on Knife. "[Confirmed Bachelor]Me, doing bad. No, I was just passing by, trying to find a way of showing you cool guys this CD [show them CD]It's one of my favoret CDs, think you guys and girls might like it. I sure you, knife, if I'm correct, will really enjoy it." He pauses and they look at him like he was crazy.
My Charisma is 8 out of 10, you guys got no chance 
Edit: OK, knives is a guy, so I fixed it.
Edit: OK, knives is a guy, so I fixed it.
"Hey-UGGGHH-Cool guy... This feel great by the way." Connor was ripe with pleasure, trying his best too keep on a cool face while holding on to his CD.
We are not at the PA system, we are somewhere in the area near the food court.
Little did they know about the Jacket's armor platting that was prevously mention, Connor just barely survived his stomach stabling, his Kidneys mostly intack, he got up and escaped the oncoming battle that was happening in the food court. Connor made it to the Best Buy, found some speaker labled "Ear Smashingly good" and made it too the entrance to the mall, when out into the parking lot, and played his very British album to signal a Dalek land. Soon, all Dalek foot solders will be entering the mall, in about 5 minuets.
The entrance is on the other side of the mall, and the music starts playing halfway though your battle, so you don't know about it until I post the song, 'cause it won't be playing in the mall until it plays in the thread. Also, can we assume you didn't notice me leaving, and if you did you would of been fighting anyways. Don't worry, I'll think of a good song to play.