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Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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"I know that, I was talking about this portal that's spewing fire in here."
 

Connor Lonske

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Man, this is awesome, Waffles will be laughing out loud when she find me and half the Dalcks playing epic sax guy Connor thought as he was busting out the epic sax line over and over again.
 

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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A Balrog comes out of the portal and takes the amphetamines Waffles just threw at it.

"Oh, fuck..."
 

Connor Lonske

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"OK, forgot to ask, but is the song recorded?" Connor asked as the finished the song again, will all the voices pouring though the PA system Connor has created. "YES, I DID." said Dalck 332-D-FB.

"All right, can you play that song over and over again for us, I hate to be the barren of bad news, but my lips are as dry as all hell and I need a drink."

"...AFFIRMATIVE"

"Thanks cool guy, next song you get to play bass, the awesomeist instrument ever." Connor exclaimed as he and all the other Dalcks when back to shopping and such. The music, still playing thanks to the sacrifices of Dalck 332-D-FB.
 

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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I pick up one of those metal thingamajigs store owners use to shut the metal blinds and tirn to the Balrog.

"YOU!SHALL NOT! PASS!" I shout, as I drive the thingamajig into the ground.

"Okay, I always wanted to say that." I say before I run away.
 

WafflesandBacon

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Aug 25, 2009
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Then one of my many sense go off, the "Someone thinks I`m a girl" sense...Someone thinks I`m a girl...Connor!
I stare deeply into the eyes of the Balrog and my badass-ness makes it fear. I climb on his back and bust through the pharmacy in search of Connor following the music.
"
Code:
CONNOR!"
, I say in a bloody rage.
 

RaNDM G

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Apr 28, 2009
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I watch as Waffles breaks through the metal fence on a Balrog.

RaNDM: "Well, you don't see that everyday."

I turn around in time to watch Ren trying to reach the sodium valproate on the top shelf. It doesn't take long for him to knock the shelf over, and dozens of pill bottles come crashing down on him.



He opens a bottle and takes out a handful of peelz.

Ren: "We're not leaving until you take ALL of these."
 

Knife-28

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[HEADING=2]MEANWHILE, IN THE DESERT![/HEADING]

I spawn, and, realising I'm free of Sister's influence, start dancing around happly. "Hurray! I'm free, I'M FREE! Free from Sister, the stupid bi-" I stop, when I (Most literaly) run into Sister. "Oh, hello again Knife."
 

WafflesandBacon

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Aug 25, 2009
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I bust through to Connor, almost stepping on Trin, "
Code:
YOU THINK I`M A GIRL?"
, the Balrog then noms Connor.
 

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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I start taking the pills, but unfortunately, sodium valproate causes sedation and I fall asleep.
 

RaNDM G

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[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE, AT THE MALL![/HEADING]

I knock back every pill like a boss.



RaNDM: "Okay, can we go find Bryghtside now?"

Ren, yawning: "What's your rush?"

RaNDM: "I... miss... him?"

Ren: "... Good enough. Wake me up when you need me."

Ren falls asleep.

[HEADING=2]MEANWHILE, IN THE DESERT![/HEADING]

Sister: "It's been a long time, Knife."

Knife: "I know, right? Listen, I didn't mean to bother you... out here... in the middle of nowhere. But I didn't plan on sticking around anyway, so if you'll just let me-"

Sister: "Leaving so soon? I'm afraid I can't let you go so quickly Knife. The fact that you're here means you've already seen too much. I can't let you tell the others about this place, especially when I'm so close to twisting RaNDM's conceited little mind."

Knife: "B-but you..."

Sister: "Yes... Me, me, me..."

Sister punches a hole through Knife and begins to replicate part of her soul in him. Kind of like this:


Knife transforms back to his normal self and drops to the floor in pain.

Sister: "On second thought, you may prove useful to me yet..."

*cue evil laugh*
 

Knife-28

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There is blackness, and only blackness. There is no up, there is no down. There is not left, there is no right, only blackness.
A thought passes through my head,'onsisiz edefined'
 

Connor Lonske

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Connor respawn in the Bathroom, wondering how he died? "Man, that was one weird dream, where me and everyone else were opposite genders. How did I get knocked out anyways." Connor tried to remember, as he incorrectly imagines he must of been at the pharmacy, where he found Ren crying over lost pills. Then it all went black. "Hurmp, well, guess it's time for a new song."

Connor then proceeded to go outside and find Dalcks, thankful some were trying out dresses in the clothing department. He reassembles them to the music store and has them play more epic sax guy, but teaches them to play the Epic Sax line so Connor could get back to important stuff.


Connor then when to the food court and took some left over pizza, thankfully nice and cold.
 

WafflesandBacon

Inspired by Nonsense
Aug 25, 2009
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I, getting annoyed with the Sax Guy and all his variations, hack into the Mall mainframe and change the music to,
,
well that.
I walk down the Mall, Balrog behind me, happily.