Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[RaNDM G]

RaNDM: "Uhh... I'm just going to go over there."

I run out of the store screaming like a school girl.

RaNDM: "AAAAAAAAHHHH! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!"

As I run past the food court, I look behind to see if anyone is following me. As I turn around, I crash into Alphonse.

RaNDM: "Aww shit, it didn't work!"

Alphonse: "EXTERMINATE!"

RaNDM: "RUNNING! RUNNING! RUNNING!"

I run away.

[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE, AT LLAM![/HEADING]

MDNaR: "Who in the world is Dalek? Whoever he is, he still pay twelve dollar for my city hot dogs!" says NaR.

A dalek appears at the hot dog stand.

Dalek: "One hot dog please."

MDNaR: "City hot dog cost twelve dollar."

Dalek: "Here you go. Thank you."

MDNaR"You are welcome. Come back anytime."

The dalek leaves eating his hot dog. Selffaw looks at NaR questionably.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Connor happily walks back in his direction, runs into Alphonse. He smiles, "I don't think he will be back for a while."

 

[Ren3004]

I jump down from the ceiling, driving my broadsword through the Dalek's body, destroying his inner circuitry. I turn around and knock the new guy down.

"Friend or foe?" I ask, with my sword against his neck.

 

[RaNDM G]

"FOE!" I shout from across the mall.

Yes, I have super hearing.

 

[Ren3004]

I turn around and throw my sword, impaling RaN across the mall.

Yes, I have super strength.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"[Confirmed Bachelor]You sure you want to do that cool guy, I mean we just found each other here," Connor said happy, grinning, "Now how about some sugar?"

 

[Ren3004]

"I'm on a diet..."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Ow."

I am impaled with the sword, but I use my medicine skills to patch myself up.

"Not cool bro, but I'll blame it on Waffles."

I give Ren his sword back.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Oh, hey RaN. Been like, 5 minuets, weredoyou?" Connor said, wondering if he was going to kill both of them.

 

[Ren3004]

I take my sword back and ask RaN "So, you know the new guy?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"No. I've spent most of my time here fighting and getting chased by a respawning dalek. I did see him talking with Waffles five minutes ago."

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Speaking of that Waffles guy, you know what specie that guy is, he looks really weird." Connor said, still being forced into the ground by Ren.

 

[Ren3004]

"Okay, Connor, isn't it? Here's the deal, we're all trapped in this mall and destined to fight forever. So, sooner or later, we'll likely try to kill each other. But right now I could really use some help taking down Waffles and preventing him from getting an army of Daleks inside, so if you want to help, I'm not gonna turn you down."

 

[Connor Lonske]

"What happens if I refuse?" Connor asked, starting to think about changing sides.

 

[Ren3004]

"I kill you. But you'll respawn anyway."

 

[RaNDM G]

[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE, AT LLAM![/HEADING]

Sefflaw: "What's with the Chinese accent?"

NaR: "It's fake. I just get a lot of business when I riff South Park."

 

[Connor Lonske]

"NOT IF I KILL MYSELF FIRST" Connor then proceeds to stab himself in the chest, and dies, respawning in the perfume department and passes out from the gasses.

Spoiler: OCC

I'll be back later.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Well, that was anticlimactic."

 

[Ren3004]

"Well, that was a letdown..."

Spoiler: OOC

See ya.

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn behind Ren and RaN, reading The Atlas. "Say guys, have you got any idea where Sister went?" Before they can answer, reving sound is heard, and I am impailed with a chainsaw. "Oh, that's where"...