Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Claymorez]

As Stone ploughed through the book store I throw a copy of housewives monthly like a discus at him and get revenge for the pie in my face by knocking him unconscious before dragging him away...towards a manhole...

 

[Stone Wera]

I wake up and realize that Claymorez is about to throw me into a manhole.
"No way!"
I free myself from his grasp and step towards the manhole.
"Like hell you're gonna toss me down there! If anyone's tossing me down there it's... ME!"
I jump down the manhole while giving him 'the fig.' Fortunatly I avoid landing in the gross ass sewage, and instead land on some hard concrete.
"Boy is this ever my lucky day!"
I shout un-sarcastically.

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Suddenly, the rear door to the General Store opens, revealing me, Theodore Roosevelt, accompanied by a force of Rough Riders. We are all armed with Krag-Jørgensen rifles. I drop to my knees and shoulder my rifle, putting my iron sights on Xandus117's head as he lights a cigarette. I pull the trigger and let off one round as the stock of the rifle kicks into my shoulder. The rest of the Rough Riders fix bayonets and advance, slaughtering anyone in the way. Those that can open fire at range.

I work the bolt on my rifle, fix my bayonet, and charge.

 

[Stone Wera]

OOC: OH SH*T! IT'S THE BADDEST ASS EVER TO SET FOOT IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

I charge toward a manhole to find Claymorez standing over it. I rush at him with my bayonet ready. As I approach, I thrust my rifle at neck level.

After hopefully killing Claymorez, I look down the manhole and fire twice at Stone Wera. Then, I move on with my men.

OOC: That's right, it's me, and I'm going on a rampage.

 

[Stone Wera]

Fortunatly he forgot to write if he hit me or not. I play dead and fall to the ground, those years in acting school really paid off... When he out of sight I unleash a swarm of vampire bats from the precious box I keep them in... They swarm over Teddy Roosevelt, sucking him dry of all his blood. He dies, practically a skeleton. I run down the sewer tunnel before calling for my vamp bats to return.

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

I respawn in the among my Rough Riders in the parking lot as we charge the mall. The men stab customers left and right as I lead the charge through the doors. We storm the building, attacking anyone in our way.

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

I bellow in my most badass voice, "TRAITORS!!" and all the men who left fall dead with fear of my godliness. Next, I take aim with my weapon and fire once more on Xandus117, taking aim at his midriff.

All loyal Rough Riders scatter and join their own fights.

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

I respawn, yet again, on the second floor of the mall, and join up with a few of my Rough Riders, and I decide to hole up in the hunting store, where, they coincidentally have .30-40 ammo (for the Krag). So, I barricade myself in the hunting store with eight of my men and tons of ammunition, ready to fight off an onslaught from a wall of dense cover. I also rig the outside walkway with dynamite and wire leading behind the desk where I am. If anyone tries to charge in, I can blow them away with the push of a plunger.

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

I respawn, yet again, on the second floor of the mall, and spot Xandus stalking my soldiers. They fight back, but fail to kill him. I spot an inexplicable truck nearby him and take aim at the gasoline tank.

The bullet sparks and ignites the fuel, unleashing a hellish fireball, which detonates with a furious bang, scattering razor sharp pieces of steel and aluminum at high speeds. Xandus gets his legs cut up by shrapnel, and he drops his bolter on the floor. I quickly take aim at his side and pull the trigger on my Krag-Jørgensen rifle, putting a bullet clean through his ribcage and into his lung.

Uh, you know you have to respawn away the person who killed you, right?

I did not. Give me a minute to change that last post for ya.

EDIT: Done. Have fun taking me on now.

 

[Knife-28]

Spoiler: Updated Lives Tally

Claymorez: 3
Stone Wera: 3
Alusin86: 3
RockyH: 4
Xandus117: 4
Teddy Roosevelt: 4
Terminate421: 5
Knife-28: 5

Spoiler: @Teddy, Zandus & Terminate421

Just a word of advice, everyone in The Mall has a respawn watch which has a store of 5 lives. Use up those lives and it's game over.

As Wera runs down the sewer tunnel he runs into me. Due to the fact that I am frozen in carbonite, I fall into the running water and am swept towards The Mall's sewage treatment plant.

 

[Alusin86]

After traversing the mall, blasting my way though zombies, I make it to the second floor . Walking towards the food court (just because we can't die doesn't mean we lack hunger), I notice some people holding up at a hunting store. Seeing how going in would insure death, I look around that they've placed explosives armed by wires. I then I remembered, most zombies are attracted to sound. So I throw a grenade on the wire, and make a run for the food court, seeing as how zombies are going to swarm there.

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Thankfully, my explosives packages are based on four zones, two of which are walkways going across to other areas of the mall, and the other two are against the wall to blow up anyone near the door. The explosives possibly disabled are the ones on a walkway going diagonally from my position. I push down on the plunger as I see hordes of zombies rushing toward the hunting store. There is a ear shattering crash, and a flash of light amidst a rapidly growing cloud of dust and debris. The walkways explode, sending shards of steel and chunks of concrete flying every which way. Anyone below the walkways would die from falling rubble.

With the blast, hundreds of zombie bodies fly through the air, possibly killing those they collide with.

As most of the explosives on the diagonal bridge fail, that walkway is damaged, by fairly unstable to walk on.