Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh dear, that doesn't sound like a very good thing at all."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start cutting through the wall with a plasma cutter.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Trilby, has this job almost been too easy? What if they have like...an A.M.A.Z.O back there?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Or maybe we're actually being competen- yeah, this is too easy."
I hand Salt a jacket made of explosives.
"If something does attack us, give it a big ol' hug."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm wary to assume you won't just detonate this to get me back for the nitroglycerin mishap."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Don't give me ideas, Salt."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I accidently eject a petrol bomb from my inventory.

 

[Saltarius]

"Because I know your brain would fry if it thought of something besides needless murder."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I think of things other than murder. Like baking."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I throw fifty Muffins at Trilby.

 

[Saltarius]

"The body parts of those you murder that is."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look around, and see fifty muffins inexplicably hurtling down the service tunnel towards me. I quickly take cover behind Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

Feeling Trilby move behind me, I instinctively move behind Trilby in turn.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I collapse in a hail of baked goods.
"Ow."

 

[RaNDM G]

Trilby is bombarded with muffins. Trilby is now the Muffin King.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I place a muffiny crown atop my head.
"Fucking Sigma. Well, let's get through this wall."
I take a bite of muffin.

 

[RaNDM G]

The wall gives way to the Muffin King.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"How convenient. Salt, go in there and see if there are people waiting to ambush us."

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright, let's grab this fucking door and go. So long as this isn't the very next item gone up to bid and we have to get it out right before it's sold."

I go in.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Next on the block is this priceless firearm, one of the objects recently recovered from our competitors. The Sixth Wall is sure sore they lost this."

[small]"Six hundred!"[/small]

"Six hundred. Six hundred."