Mall Fight!
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You just kind of piss him off with the bite, as he elbows you away shortly after that. He then takes a shotgun and removes your face.
(wasn't there a no guns rule?)
I somehow survive but with caved in skull, i grab the shotgun from you hands and waste 5 bullets on your limbs, now immobilized i eat your corpse will you scream..........
(that's what you get for breaking the no guns rule!)
I somehow survive but with caved in skull, i grab the shotgun from you hands and waste 5 bullets on your limbs, now immobilized i eat your corpse will you scream..........
(that's what you get for breaking the no guns rule!)
I get out of the music store and throw a CD at Excitednuke, severing his carotid artery.
"BAD NUKE! Hom many times have I told you not to eat people!?"
I then throw another CD at Malevolent.
"And that's what you get for blowing my brains out!"
"BAD NUKE! Hom many times have I told you not to eat people!?"
I then throw another CD at Malevolent.
"And that's what you get for blowing my brains out!"
Malevolent respawns several feet away in his closet. He runs up to the level with the stero, and pulls out a Hannah Montanna CD. He broadcasts "ATTENTION EVERYONE! THE GAME! THAT IS ALL." He then puts on Hannah Montanna, locking the door shut, himself inside. The door is a Fallout 3 style vault door.
I summon the Norse god Thor and he starts smashing the speakers, as well as Ren's head. He continues his rampage.
The Norse god cringes, dying on entry. He cannot withstand hannah montanna.
Alix is me in another window I have open, him and Malevolent are the same person.
Alix is me in another window I have open, him and Malevolent are the same person.
..Ren notices something on the walls. He then wakes up in his hardware store.
What he noticed was small holes, which fired nails in the corridor leading up to the fallout 3 door. He also noticed a pit trap, so even if the nails (Which turned him into swiss cheese) failed, he still fell a story into his hardware store.
What he noticed was small holes, which fired nails in the corridor leading up to the fallout 3 door. He also noticed a pit trap, so even if the nails (Which turned him into swiss cheese) failed, he still fell a story into his hardware store.
Hmm. Malevolent wanders around the massive room, noticing a button labled "Chicken". He presses it, the mall is now swarmed with chickens. (Malevolent = sitting in master control room. >
) They seem easy enough to kill, however they may prove annoying.
) They seem easy enough to kill, however they may prove annoying.
I fell a story, huh.
I start drilling holes in the ceiling above me, fill them with thermite, and use the blowtorch to open a hole in it.
I grab a ladder and climb to the inside of Malevolent's hideout, then kill him with the blowtorch. I press the Stop button and burn all the Hannah Montana CDs.
I start drilling holes in the ceiling above me, fill them with thermite, and use the blowtorch to open a hole in it.
I grab a ladder and climb to the inside of Malevolent's hideout, then kill him with the blowtorch. I press the Stop button and burn all the Hannah Montana CDs.
You drill into a pit trap, and are killed by a heavy.
However, there is no penalty as you respawn down there anyway.
However, there is no penalty as you respawn down there anyway.
I respawn in the room
I then seal the floor.
Then I put on the Jonas Brothers, cackling manicailly.
I then seal the floor.
Then I put on the Jonas Brothers, cackling manicailly.
The lights flicker and die... my blowtorch goes out... the chickens start cackling in pain and their heads blow up.
I realize what's happening a moment too late, and fall to my knees as the music starts.
Malevolent Stranger shouts "YES! DIE, ALL OF YOU, DIE!"
I say "Don't you know? Mall-goers never die..."
I press a button and blow up the bomb I had left in the control room.
I realize what's happening a moment too late, and fall to my knees as the music starts.
Malevolent Stranger shouts "YES! DIE, ALL OF YOU, DIE!"
I say "Don't you know? Mall-goers never die..."
I press a button and blow up the bomb I had left in the control room.
Ha, my dear Malevolent, I am immune to Jonas Brothers!
[small] on accont of my little sister... [/small]
I run to the Fallout 3-Style door only to be smothered to unconsciousness by chickens, then woke up 30 minutes later to the smell of delicious fried chicken and a stanger devouring some.
[small] on accont of my little sister... [/small]
I run to the Fallout 3-Style door only to be smothered to unconsciousness by chickens, then woke up 30 minutes later to the smell of delicious fried chicken and a stanger devouring some.