Mall Fight!
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I respawn in an Apple store and make a Jacky Chen YouTube poop. Because the Apple store is maaaaagic, all the talismans currently scattered around the store turn into magical YouTube star heads, each controlling one of the following powers:
Weegee: Power of Animation. "Motion to the Motionless" Gives inanimate objects life. Found on top of an ancient Chinese lantern.
Heavy Weapons Guy: Power of Super Strength. Found by on the mask of El Toro Fuerte at the wrestling ring.
Chad Warrden: Power of Balance. When halved, it also splits the user's positive and negative halves (Yin and Yang) into two separate beings, each holding a half of the talisman. Can also be used to find the "other half" of a broken object. The two beings rejoin when they reunite the broken talisman. Found within a pie.
Dr. Rabbit: Power of Super Speed. Found stuck in the shell of a tortoise in the aquarium.
Captain Falcon: Power of Combustion. Allows explosive energy to be discharged from the talisman. Found in a airvent/cave.
Doctor Octagonapus: Power of Invisibility. Found in the science museum.
LittleKuriboh: Power of Healing/Renewal. "The noble kuriboh of a gay pharaoh" can "expel all alien forces within," curing the user of illness (foreign bodies), and can also heal physical injuries, repair broken objects and instantly relieve physical pain and disorientation. Found within a structure atop the theatre's popcorn machine.
Yahtzee: Power of Astral Projection, or the ability to eject the soul from the body and wander as an invisible spirit and able to enter a person's dreams. Found in a crate in a by the Mall's inside station.
The King of Hyrule: Power of Shapeshifting, Change shape of oneself or others into different animals(possible of turning oneself into non-living object). Found on the floor next to main fountain.
Random Japanese Game-Show Host: Power of Levitation. The user of this talisman will have the power to levitate into the air, combining this talisman with the rabbit talisman will allow the person to achieve flight. It also grants the user telekinesis. Found within a golden shield inside the antique store.
Lolcat: Power of Immortality. "The Lolcat is best friend to retard, it restores youthful energy and grants Eternal Life"; it can negate the effects of aging (the user won't turn young again, but they will feel as though they have) and make them invulnerable, but only for as long as the user is in contact/wearing the talisman. Found on Claymorez's person
Dramatic Gopher: Power of Heat Vision. Allows the user to expel powerful beams of energy through their eyes. It bears similarity to Superman's Laser Vision. Found in the Dutch clock shop on the second floor of the mall.
Weegee: Power of Animation. "Motion to the Motionless" Gives inanimate objects life. Found on top of an ancient Chinese lantern.
Heavy Weapons Guy: Power of Super Strength. Found by on the mask of El Toro Fuerte at the wrestling ring.
Chad Warrden: Power of Balance. When halved, it also splits the user's positive and negative halves (Yin and Yang) into two separate beings, each holding a half of the talisman. Can also be used to find the "other half" of a broken object. The two beings rejoin when they reunite the broken talisman. Found within a pie.
Dr. Rabbit: Power of Super Speed. Found stuck in the shell of a tortoise in the aquarium.
Captain Falcon: Power of Combustion. Allows explosive energy to be discharged from the talisman. Found in a airvent/cave.
Doctor Octagonapus: Power of Invisibility. Found in the science museum.
LittleKuriboh: Power of Healing/Renewal. "The noble kuriboh of a gay pharaoh" can "expel all alien forces within," curing the user of illness (foreign bodies), and can also heal physical injuries, repair broken objects and instantly relieve physical pain and disorientation. Found within a structure atop the theatre's popcorn machine.
Yahtzee: Power of Astral Projection, or the ability to eject the soul from the body and wander as an invisible spirit and able to enter a person's dreams. Found in a crate in a by the Mall's inside station.
The King of Hyrule: Power of Shapeshifting, Change shape of oneself or others into different animals(possible of turning oneself into non-living object). Found on the floor next to main fountain.
Random Japanese Game-Show Host: Power of Levitation. The user of this talisman will have the power to levitate into the air, combining this talisman with the rabbit talisman will allow the person to achieve flight. It also grants the user telekinesis. Found within a golden shield inside the antique store.
Lolcat: Power of Immortality. "The Lolcat is best friend to retard, it restores youthful energy and grants Eternal Life"; it can negate the effects of aging (the user won't turn young again, but they will feel as though they have) and make them invulnerable, but only for as long as the user is in contact/wearing the talisman. Found on Claymorez's person
Dramatic Gopher: Power of Heat Vision. Allows the user to expel powerful beams of energy through their eyes. It bears similarity to Superman's Laser Vision. Found in the Dutch clock shop on the second floor of the mall.
I become a ghost, float through walls until I find malevolent. Once I find him I rematerialze and kick him in the balls. Hard. With spiked shoes. While he is on the ground crying to his god I say "***** you can tell me what to do the day your balls produce working sperm" and with that I take my leave.
Second degree napalm burns!
I respawn in the HMV, and I grab a handfull of CD's and some headphones, and sit down for a calm afternoon of music
I respawn in the HMV, and I grab a handfull of CD's and some headphones, and sit down for a calm afternoon of music
I grab an ice cream scoop from one of the ice cream places and attempt to scoop out a random persons eye after hitting them a few times with it.
*jumps in front of Ren and SirBryghtside*
Muda da!
*storm of punches*
MUDADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA!
*knocks Ren and SirBryghtside back*
[HEADING=2]ZA WARUDO![/HEADING]
*negative filter, time freezes*
TOKI WO TOMARE!
*pulls out knives*
KYYYYAH!
*throws knives, knives stuck in mid air*
Soshite toki ga ugoki desu.
*time resumes, flurry of knives hit Ren and SirBryghtside sending them the the floor*
ODAODAODAODA!
*brings down steamroller on top of Ren and SirBryghtside*
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Muda da!
*storm of punches*
MUDADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA!
*knocks Ren and SirBryghtside back*
[HEADING=2]ZA WARUDO![/HEADING]
*negative filter, time freezes*
TOKI WO TOMARE!
*pulls out knives*
KYYYYAH!
*throws knives, knives stuck in mid air*
Soshite toki ga ugoki desu.
*time resumes, flurry of knives hit Ren and SirBryghtside sending them the the floor*
ODAODAODAODA!
*brings down steamroller on top of Ren and SirBryghtside*
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
No, good sir, this is the biggest overkill ever:
I appear out of the shadows and break both Ren's knees with my golf clubs, then kick him in the face, before shooting him 50 times at
point-blank range with my staple gun. Having done that, I laser most of his skin off with my Dramatic Gopher talisman, then kick him down a really deep pit. But that's not all! Next, I jump down after him and score a 128-hit combo with my golf clubs, before grabbing him by the head and flinging him towards the ground. Never one to die without reason, I'll swoop towards the edge of the pit and start running up the wall, until I finally emerge, landing in a show-offy crouching position, wiping my nose with the back of my hand and saying, "That was too easy."
I appear out of the shadows and break both Ren's knees with my golf clubs, then kick him in the face, before shooting him 50 times at
point-blank range with my staple gun. Having done that, I laser most of his skin off with my Dramatic Gopher talisman, then kick him down a really deep pit. But that's not all! Next, I jump down after him and score a 128-hit combo with my golf clubs, before grabbing him by the head and flinging him towards the ground. Never one to die without reason, I'll swoop towards the edge of the pit and start running up the wall, until I finally emerge, landing in a show-offy crouching position, wiping my nose with the back of my hand and saying, "That was too easy."