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Most idiotic thing a person has said or asked you
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In my chemistry class there was a kid who just ddnt get it, heres the conversation
Kid: I dont get it how many oxygens are there?
Techer: There arnt any oxygens, thats like asking how many potatos are in the cookie
Wasnt said to me but i laughed for a while. As for something stupid said to me heres the conversation, i was in ninth grade and so was he so the age wasnt an excuse
Me: Hey so what do you think the goverment should do about illeagel aliens? (I love politics, bite me)
Freind: Shoot their ships before they land, duh.
Me: What aliens do you think im talking about?
Freind: The ones from space, what other kind is there?
Me: You know what, forget it...
Freind: Ummm Ok then... So i got a question for you
Me: What?
Freind: What do you think we sould do about all the illeagel mexicans?
Me: I should kill you...
He had no mental disability just sorta stupid at times
Kid: I dont get it how many oxygens are there?
Techer: There arnt any oxygens, thats like asking how many potatos are in the cookie
Wasnt said to me but i laughed for a while. As for something stupid said to me heres the conversation, i was in ninth grade and so was he so the age wasnt an excuse
Me: Hey so what do you think the goverment should do about illeagel aliens? (I love politics, bite me)
Freind: Shoot their ships before they land, duh.
Me: What aliens do you think im talking about?
Freind: The ones from space, what other kind is there?
Me: You know what, forget it...
Freind: Ummm Ok then... So i got a question for you
Me: What?
Freind: What do you think we sould do about all the illeagel mexicans?
Me: I should kill you...
He had no mental disability just sorta stupid at times
A girl ran up to with a picture of Edward Cullen from Twilight and screamed "OMG, isn't he the HOTTEST thing alive!!!" and I replied "He looks drug dealer." oh she was pissed. She then continued that "I would understand if I read the books." HA! I told her I had read the books and that they were boring and badly written. To that she just stomped away.
My friend is Jewish, and he is having a heated conversation with a black female at a social establishment. I overhear her play the slavery card, and he comes right back with, "look, I'm a Jew, so technically your people enslaved mine for over 3000 years". She started laughing so hard she gave him her number. True story.
"Can a PS2 play PS3 games?" - Her.
"No, of course not." - Me.
"A PS3 can play PS2 games, right? Why not the other way around, too?" - Her.
". . ." - Me.
"No, of course not." - Me.
"A PS3 can play PS2 games, right? Why not the other way around, too?" - Her.
". . ." - Me.
Well I've had many dumb thing said to me, unfortunately I can't remember many... But heres Some I Remember:
"The Earth circles the SUN!?!"
(Same Person, A minute later) "Wait, I thought I read somewhere that the world was Flat"
(I have heard this so Many freakin times its unbelievable)" How Many Books have you read?"..... Seriously? How the hell am i supposed to know that, How many T.V shows have you watched, How many Potatoes have you eaten? God dammit...
The old classic:" Are you O.K.?" yes I' quite happy lieing here with the flesh torn off the front of both my shins.(Note: Don't Try go up the Down Escalator and then trip over)
'Why do you read books?"
gah I can't think of anymore, I'll get back to this later if I do
"The Earth circles the SUN!?!"
(Same Person, A minute later) "Wait, I thought I read somewhere that the world was Flat"
(I have heard this so Many freakin times its unbelievable)" How Many Books have you read?"..... Seriously? How the hell am i supposed to know that, How many T.V shows have you watched, How many Potatoes have you eaten? God dammit...
The old classic:" Are you O.K.?" yes I' quite happy lieing here with the flesh torn off the front of both my shins.(Note: Don't Try go up the Down Escalator and then trip over)
'Why do you read books?"
gah I can't think of anymore, I'll get back to this later if I do
IN math class, one student raises his hand and asks a conceptual question--
Student raises hand and says, "*(teacher's name)*, how do you circumcise the circle?"
Guess he meant circumscribe...anyway, everybody was silent for a few moments, and then the teacher turned back to the board and continued speaking.
Student raises hand and says, "*(teacher's name)*, how do you circumcise the circle?"
Guess he meant circumscribe...anyway, everybody was silent for a few moments, and then the teacher turned back to the board and continued speaking.
I know this has nothing to do with your post but welcome to the escapist.......now to find that half life 2 to escapist message someone wrote.....Fireyredmullet said:
nah you need them eating cast all through the movie... so just have a larger cast! lets get in a good dinosaur mauling every 2 minutes of screen time. Id pay to see that.firedfns13 said:
Guy: Hey, what are you listening to?
Me: Metallica.
Guy: Awesome! Metallica rocks! What song?
Me: Call of Ctulu.
Guy: I don't know that song.
Me: It's amazing; it's probably my favorite instrumental of theirs.
Guy: Huh? I didn't know Metallica did instrumentals. Songs without singing sucks.
Me: ...
Guy: What?
Me: Name four different Metallica songs.
Guy: Master of Puppets, One, Enter Sandman..... uh...
Me: Lost, huh?
Guy: I just can't think right now.
Me: Ok then, here's an easy one. Name two different albums.
Guy: ........I don't know.
Me: I'm finished talking to you. Have a nice day. *walks away*
Me: Metallica.
Guy: Awesome! Metallica rocks! What song?
Me: Call of Ctulu.
Guy: I don't know that song.
Me: It's amazing; it's probably my favorite instrumental of theirs.
Guy: Huh? I didn't know Metallica did instrumentals. Songs without singing sucks.
Me: ...
Guy: What?
Me: Name four different Metallica songs.
Guy: Master of Puppets, One, Enter Sandman..... uh...
Me: Lost, huh?
Guy: I just can't think right now.
Me: Ok then, here's an easy one. Name two different albums.
Guy: ........I don't know.
Me: I'm finished talking to you. Have a nice day. *walks away*
I'm looking for an opportunity to expand my skill set in a social working environment and improve my customer service?Sexual Harassment Panda said:
aw hell with it give me mooooonneyyyyy
inmate: "Excuse me C.O I'm from Florida, I only just moved here and do you know...is murder a felony in this state?"
me: "ummm yes. It's a capital felony actually"
inmate: "What's capital?"
me: "It means the death penalty might be considered on conviction."
inmate: "Is it murder if the kid was was under a two years old?"
me: "...ya know what that's a question for your lawyer really."
I'm still not sure which question he asked was the dumbest.
me: "ummm yes. It's a capital felony actually"
inmate: "What's capital?"
me: "It means the death penalty might be considered on conviction."
inmate: "Is it murder if the kid was was under a two years old?"
me: "...ya know what that's a question for your lawyer really."
I'm still not sure which question he asked was the dumbest.
Anything that they did with the trans Siberian orchestra.... nothing like hard rock with 20 violins and a set of timpani backing it up.TaborMallory said:
"Where's the Health Wagon?"
This was asked of me while the person was standing right underneath the sign for the store right behind him.
This was asked of me while the person was standing right underneath the sign for the store right behind him.
