Most useless superpower to have?

[Tharwen]

Passive, random EMPs.

 

[HentMas]

the ability to differentiate each and every single collor in the world, but only know the name of the basic colors

so even when you can see all 10000 ranges of "red" you cant pick one because you can only say "red" hahahahahha

 

[Foxbat Flyer]

The ability to forget whats happening. Or the ability to teleport infront of bullets but nowhere else

 

[Blatherscythe]

The super power that allows the user to spit really far.

 

[thecodemaster]

"My super strength, or Meg's super amazing ability to, er... grow her fingernails."

I love Family Guy.

 

[playinthedark]

The ability to spontaneously create poetry.

The ability to spontaneously ENJOY poetry.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

One word; Aquaman.

Think about his powers and tell me what use they have. Apart from breathing underwater, which is kinda cool, I admit. I believe Family Guy had a gag about aquaman being useless. Go youtube it if you like, cause I'm not going to look for it.

 

[zyoto12]

The ability to summon picture frames.

 

[mobsterlobster]

Meltman!
With the power to........MELT!

 

[notruenonsequitur]

x-ray vision that you cant turn off

 

[MetaKnight19]

The power to see 2 seconds into the future. Actually thats more of a fun power than a useless one. Think about it, you look into the future and see that one of your friends is about to sneeze. You can then say 'bless you' and they would reply with 'Wha---ACHOOOO'

Meat vision.

I can't beat that.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Meltman!
With the power to........MELT!

I am likely the only one who got that reference here.

 

[Siorai]

The ability to generate unreasonably large tables that are invincible and smell like a dead squirrel. <---One of the most random thoughts I have ever had. Table Man.

 

[CyanLink]

Invisibility that only works when you're playing a bassoon. Yeah I went there.

 

[CyanLink]

Meltman!
With the power to........MELT!

I am likely the only one who got that reference here.

No I remember that sketch, it was one of my favorites.

What about that dude in the third X-men movie that could become a porcupine or whatever... You can tell they were running out of ideas at that point... He was evil for like 2 seconds, but was useless for the rest of the movie..

I laughed when he killed someone by hugging them. Rhinoceros man from the same movie was also pretty lame. Isn't there a real thing like that? It's a disease I think.

 

[Grensen]

The ability to see air as purple haze... you might just go blind

 

[hazabaza1]

Ah, me and my friends had this conversation a while back. We chose...

the power to make plugs give off slightly more electricity that they should!