Movies you don't want anyone to know you liked.

[TheMadDoctorsCat]

"Dude, where's my car?" It's a liberal political masterpiece stuck inside the form of a teenage stoner comedy.

I didn't hate Transformers, I was just utterly baffled by its existence. Did they really have repeated pissing robot jokes and use the massacre of American troops in Qatar for comic relief? Re-watching (not that I'd ever want to do this again) confirms that they did. How did anybody ever think this movie could work? How did it get funding? Is this what cinema's coming to? Etc, etc...

 

[darthsmily]

I actually liked the 3rd Spiderman movie so much in fact that I started crying near the end where spidey is talking to Sandman.
I don't know why I just did so stop laughing!

 

[ThaBenMan]

"Dude, where's my car?" It's a liberal political masterpiece stuck inside the form of a teenage stoner comedy.

I hated it the first time I saw it, but it gets better with repeated viewings

 

[Larenxis]

I loved "Ghandi"..its a great movie but nobody I know liked it

I love that movie. Made me feel 'hey, there are truly good people who make a difference' but then I remembered he's much older than me when the movie starts, so perhaps I should be patient in my changing of the world.

Oh, and Transformers was horrible in every way. Except maybe set design, but that is reaching.

 

[KrAcKhEaD217]

I loved white oleander....




....What?

 

[wilsonscrazybed]

Anything by Troma. Man, those were terrible. My friend and I used to stay up all night with Gilbert Gottfried. Really, when the high point of your month is "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" you really don't want anyone to know. Also that show is where I saw Evil Dead for the first time.

 

[call me alo]

There is no shame in loving evil dead.

 

[RedSigma]

Assault on Precinct 13 was friggin awesome

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Really, when the high point of your month is "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" you really don't want anyone to know.

MSFT3k and Elvira were built on films like that! Anyone who hasn't seen Plan 9 From Outer Space really has to.

 

[TomNook]

....I thought I was the only person who likes Treasure Planet!

I have found my TRUE BROTHER!

Oh, another movie I really liked but no one else did: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai, Across the Eight Dimension.

It's got Peter Weller, Christopher Lloyd, the bad guy from Highlander 1, Jeff Goldblum AND John Lithgow, who delivers the best line in cinematic history: "LAUGH WHILE YOU CAN, MONKEY-BOY!"

....I have the Buckaroo theme on my PC...

 

[Easykill]

Oh, and Transformers was horrible in every way. Except maybe set design, but that is reaching.

That's being a bit mean don't you think? There was plenty of fun to be had if you like making fun of Hollywood cliches. They even made a robot sound black and specialize in heavy weaponry just so they could kill him off.

 

[AnGeL.SLayer]

Alright, I admit it, I love Roadhouse with Patrick Swayze. Hehe Always had a thing for Sam Elliott as well.


^_^

 

[Voodoo Child]

"Dude, where's my car?" It's a liberal political masterpiece stuck inside the form of a teenage stoner comedy.

I hated it the first time I saw it, but it gets better with repeated viewings

Really? 'Cause it was the total opposite for me.

 

[Voodoo Child]

Oh, and Transformers was horrible in every way. Except maybe set design, but that is reaching.

That's being a bit mean don't you think? There was plenty of fun to be had if you like making fun of Hollywood cliches. They even made a robot sound black and specialize in heavy weaponry just so they could kill him off.

Jazz (the "black" one) wasn't the heavy-weapons specialist, that was Ironhide, and he had an English accent (I think).

 

[Perwer]

Steven Seagal films, all of them.

I remember one of the old ones were Ok. But now.... Christ allmighty....

 

[Perwer]

I concur with starship troopers, although alot of people liked that, didnt they?
Star wars ep2, i didnt like 1 but nobody did hehe
Epic Movie It's a sin isnt it?

Yes, it is. And if you liked "Meet the spartans" and "Superhero Movie" you're going to hell boy!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Anything by Troma. Man, those were terrible. My friend and I used to stay up all night with Gilbert Gottfried. Really, when the high point of your month is "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" you really don't want anyone to know. Also that show is where I saw Evil Dead for the first time.

Troma is TEH WINZOR!

Ahem...

Well, amongst my hall of shame is Ferngully, The Avengers, Plan 9 from Outer Space, a few Cynthia Rothrock films, Leprecahun 4 : Leprechaun in da Hood...lots of truly astoundingly bad movies.

 

[Arntor]

Wow I thought I was the only one who watched Ferngully.

I've seen a whole lot of Don Bluth animated features when I was a child

Rock-a-Doodle, An American Tail, Anastasia, All Dogs go to Heaven

But if you really want guilty pleasure,

*cough*

Thumbelina.

 

[ShyWinter]

Assault on Precinct 13: The remake was actually better!
Starship Troopers: Surprisingly smart film if you can stomach the acting.
Navy SEALS: Obnoxious macho men + a lot of shooting + tacked on "story" = meh. But add Michael Biehn, Charlie Sheen, Bill Paxton, and A LOT more shooting and you got a hit!
Red Dawn: Good old 80s anti-communism.
Cloverfield: Yeah, I liked it, so what?

The good thing about "bad" films is that it's impossible to be disappointed.