Nerdiest thing you've ever said

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warrcry13

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Oh good god that is rough. I think its awesome since I'm a Warhammer fanatic, but that's pretty darn nerdy to other people.
 

Trigger Happy

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I was standing in line for the checkout counter at the grocery store and this guy was standing really close so I looked at him and said "dude, if you get any closer you'll cause a quantum anomaly" he gave me the WTF look and backed up, then I said "quantum mechanics is kredit to team" in the heavy voice
 

Mjolnir36

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I was talking to my friend Jimmie on my cell and lost connection, I immediatly yelled "SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!!"
 

Cade the Imperfect

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League of Legends. bad jokes, i used in RL
-U got to be Kenneng me?
-He just Jax'ed all over you
- I Garen ' T it will be good.


Is that a rocket in your pocket?

Would you so kindly?


Go grenade!!! use self destruct!!

TANGO DOWN!!!, hit the dirt people, give me cover fire!!!



-Dude i am in MMA
-yeah that cool, i train with SF4, i am pretty much top of my class
 

JackRyan64

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I leaped from a bench and Falcon Punched my friend once. I also say "Would you kindly" every five seconds.
 

Infinatex

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starhaven said:
i had saw a mate with a drink in each hand and i said i hope u have taken the 2 weapon fighting feat
Haha mine was kinda like this.. My mate had gone and gotten us another beer each and when he came back i was like, "Wooo, Akimbo Coronas FTW!" lol
 

Buizel91

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NorthernTrooper said:
Mine would have to be saying TF2 quotes in everyday situations. Example: Playing dodgeball, I yelled at the top of my lungs (In Heavy voice of course) ENTIRE OTHER TEAM IS BABIES.
You have just made my morning!
 

Comrade_Beric

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"...and furthermore, taken in conjunction with the fact that the crew of the Millennium Falcon can survive outside of the ship while on a large asteroid using no more than breathe masks[in Episode V], the clear existence of independent life within and possibly outside of said asteroid, the existence of audible sound as ships, fighters, and other objects pass while in 'space', and the brushing effect which pushes the spider droids off of Anakin's fighter [in Episode III], it is my considered opinion that there must be a constant and universally present low pressure atmosphere in existence throughout the galactic setting of the Star Wars films."

-Myself, exert from a forum post written Friday, June 24th, 2005 after having seen Episode III for the first time earlier that week. The second half of the geekiest summery sentence of the nerdiest paragraph of the most psudo-science riddled argument in which I have ever been involved in my life. On a side note though, I still think I'm right about that. Just assuming that George Lucas seriously thinks that space has air in it really does solve so many questions raised about his setting.
 

NoblePhilistineFox

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I think the most perverted nerd thing ive said was when my friend walked in while I was replaying ff2 on the snes (this was a month ago).
him "man, 16-bit graphics suck, you cant even tell thats supposed to be a little girl"
me "meh, id still f*ck 'er"
him *dirty glare*
(we were talking about Rydia)

as for stuff I casually shout out, I somtimes say things like
"DAMMIT GRIFF"
"the wizard did it?"
"NOOBTOOB!!"
and my favorite
"'what a pity, what a shame' said the turnip head"
(a cookie fo whoever can get those referances without looking them up)
 

Hawk eye1466

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i watched patton a while ago and when my teacher was talking about normandy landing i quoted patton when he said it would get messed up then the same teacher told us about another teacher leaving and without thinking i said we need to get over there and save that eloquent sonofabitch
also on a scripture test i answered all the questions with the answers from the fallout 3 test my teacher thought it was so funny he gave me a 95 anyway
man i have some weird days at school
 

GodotIsWaiting4U

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"HIV is the constant Counterspelling, and AIDS is the totally empty field you're left with because you're playing against a control deck."

Yes. I compared a life-destroying disease to Magic: The Gathering for the sake of a ridiculously nerdy joke that also somewhat explains the difference between AIDS and HIV (HIV's the virus, AIDS is the condition caused by the virus).
 

TheStickman

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ZAch055 said:
During the Superbowl I said, "Change the channel"
Oh snap!

I think the nerdiest thing I do (at least it might be considered nerdy where I'm from) is not staying on Facebook 24/7 (I have an account, but I never do anything) and prefer to spend my online time in a gaming forum.
 

Last Bullet

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While messing around in the park, I picked up a small rock. "Nick uses Rock Throw!" It hits him, and he yells in pain/surprise. I then yell, "It's super effective!"
 

Chancie

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I once said "lol" out loud. Yeah...I'm still a little ashamed of that one, looking back on it. xD
 

Double A

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I haven't done anything yet, but I feel like I will say "Feel the wrath of Canadian lumber, fool!" in the near future.

Jackel86 said:
I emphasize any word in a sentence that's also a Magic card.
Please tell... that just sounds awesome.

Xzi said:
Sometimes I catch myself saying "lol" instead of actually laughing. That's pretty nerdy.
That's not nerdy, that's what people do if they're on a social networking site and/or text.
 

major28

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once after being asked what i had done over valentines dat i said me anf two male friends watched all 6 star wars in a row only stopping to eat and change movies

sigh... i need to get laid