Oh no, they didn't! Oh yes, they did!

[Sparrow]

I'd like to buy 5 feet of rope.

Could you get me some, please?

 

[xChevelle24]

THIS.
SHIT.
IS.
SO.
FUCKING.
OLD.
Next time you find something like this, check the date. If its this old, don't get all excited and rush over here expecting to shine a light on us, just keep it to yourself and your friends.

And BTW, the "Crank That" song rocks, only because its the funniest thing to take a shitty-pussy-ADD genre like Screamo, and combine it with a rap song like some unholy mutation, flopping around with its bones cracking and twisting, squeezing the breath from its body with an unending scream of agony. Its a nice thing to see happen to both genres at once.

Do you always act like this when you've seen something before?. What offended you so much that you had too tell the OP "dont rush over here expecting to shine a light".

I wasn't offended, just annoyed.
I've lived through the time when this first hit the internets, and I saw my friends pass this shit around like the plauge.
That was two fucking years ago.
Now today, I see this OP posting this thread, all excited like he found the funniest thing ever. I woudn't have been so annoyed if he had just wanted to discuss it.

Oh, I'm sorry that I don't keep up with all the latest fucking tabloids stating "OMG NEW GENRE OF MUSIC!!" I had just been going on to Youtube last night and found it and wanted to kill myself. I'm sorry if I offended you, but you don't have to come in here and start flaming for something that you weren't forced to read in the first place.

I said I wasn't offend, and I defiantly wasn't trying to start a flame war, you fucking idiot.
Read my shit again, and keep your eyes on it until the words stop. I was just trying to give you advice, albeit, with a heavy hand. If you won't listen to me, you need to learn to brush me off, because with the way your going, you'll to run into worser harassers, assholes, and bullies than me, and they won't be trying to help you not look like an idiot.

So you're saying I should be on the look-out for worse harassers, assholes, and bulliers? Wow, on the internet I should be afraid of these things? I just lost some IQ points.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Don't be ridiculous.

The worst genres ever are country and rap.

Whats so bad about rap?

There are few rap fans here.

 

[PeaceFistCreations]

THIS.
SHIT.
IS.
SO.
FUCKING.
OLD.
Next time you find something like this, check the date. If its this old, don't get all excited and rush over here expecting to shine a light on us, just keep it to yourself and your friends.

And BTW, the "Crank That" song rocks, only because its the funniest thing to take a shitty-pussy-ADD genre like Screamo, and combine it with a rap song like some unholy mutation, flopping around with its bones cracking and twisting, squeezing the breath from its body with an unending scream of agony. Its a nice thing to see happen to both genres at once.

Do you always act like this when you've seen something before?. What offended you so much that you had too tell the OP "dont rush over here expecting to shine a light".

I wasn't offended, just annoyed.
I've lived through the time when this first hit the internets, and I saw my friends pass this shit around like the plauge.
That was two fucking years ago.
Now today, I see this OP posting this thread, all excited like he found the funniest thing ever. I woudn't have been so annoyed if he had just wanted to discuss it.

Oh, I'm sorry that I don't keep up with all the latest fucking tabloids stating "OMG NEW GENRE OF MUSIC!!" I had just been going on to Youtube last night and found it and wanted to kill myself. I'm sorry if I offended you, but you don't have to come in here and start flaming for something that you weren't forced to read in the first place.

I said I wasn't offend, and I defiantly wasn't trying to start a flame war, you fucking idiot.
Read my shit again, and keep your eyes on it until the words stop. I was just trying to give you advice, albeit, with a heavy hand. If you won't listen to me, you need to learn to brush me off, because with the way your going, you'll to run into worser harassers, assholes, and bullies than me, and they won't be trying to help you not look like an idiot.

So you're saying I should be on the look-out for worse harassers, assholes, and bulliers? Wow, on the internet I should be afraid of these things? I just lost some IQ points.

I did mention the internet, didn't I?
No wait, I didn't.
I've done what I could here.

 

[Daye.04]

Don't be ridiculous.

The worst genres ever are country and rap.

Just wait.
Just you wait.
It'll happen.
And on that day, humanity will die.

Uuuh ... Hate to dissapoint you mate, but it has allready happened. And ... Well .. The world seem to continue existing just fine ...

And yes, I agree with the other poster above. Who gives a shit about what people like to listen to? Listen to your own damn music, damnit!

 

[Lenny Magic]

The... but they... oh, ahhh I think my brain has melted, has anyone got kitchen roll. I have actually never heard Crank Dat in its entirety before so, this is a bit of a hard thing for me to process.
I'm going to lie down, wake me up when humanity has come back to its senses.

 

[Lexodus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_6ItxioUco

 

[skcseth]

What you mean like linken park?

not linkin park as much as hollywood undead

 

[Vlane]

So you found out about this now? A little bit late. Hell I Set My Friends on Fire was even in a smosh video.

 

[Lydius_Winters]

Jesus o'bastard my ears. /o\ Eaaargghh the pain!

 

[sallene]

Don't be ridiculous.

The worst genres ever are country and rap.

Just wait.
Just you wait.
It'll happen.
And on that day, humanity will die.

Actually it already happened, Nelly and Tim Mcgaw did a song together.


Edit, nevermind, already covered.

Don't be ridiculous.

The worst genres ever are country and rap.

Just wait.
Just you wait.
It'll happen.
And on that day, humanity will die.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voHt52tsT1U Is this close enough for you?

Commercial/mainstream rap sucks. Try listening to some early 80's hip-hop or even Mos def, Talib kweli and Common.

 

[Wait...What]

i may be wrong but arent 'i set my friends on fire' a satire on the screamo/hardcore industry. Listen (or read as the case may be) the lyrics theyre all straight up pisstakes, from what i remember...this is old news bro.

 

[LoopyDood]

They already did that with Nu Metal.

 

[Daveman]

Just when I thought the music industry couldn't get any more worse; they go and combine the worst 2 genres of music together. Ladies and gentlement of The Escapist, I bring you:

Spoiler

Rap combined with screamo!

If you don't believe me. Just go to youtube and type in I Set My Friends On Fire.

I weep for the music industry, honestly, I do.

What's wrong with innovation?

Everything.

Is your avatar jerking off?

 

[Clashero]

Don't be ridiculous.

The worst genres ever are country and rap.

Just wait.
Just you wait.
It'll happen.
And on that day, humanity will die.

I can imagine Eminem singing The Gambler. It'll be like an Aural Holocaust.

Other

What's wrong with rap?

I think it's worth pointing out that rap and screamo are two genres of very different breadth and scope, so making comparisons between them and insinuating that they could somehow be combined is a little stupid.

Also, why do you people care so much that someone, somewhere, is listening to music you don't like?

Well, Rock music and Classical music generally don't have much in common, save for a few common chord progressions and time signatures, but there are plenty of genres that mix classical music and rock: Progressive rock, Post-rock, Symphonic Rock, Symphonic Metal, Wagnerian rock, etc.

Also: I care because untalented people are being called "musicians" by the ignorant masses, and because there are tons of bands who have had no training, write songs that take 5 minutes to write, have a singer who can only scream (also, emo singers usually have a very limited range and even more limited tessitura), a drummer who can only play in 4/4, a guitarist who can only play 5ths and a bassist who can only play whatever the guitarist is playing but an octave lower and with only one string. Not to mention all the guitars are always tuned to D or Drop D, with complete disregard for whatever key the singer is using.

 

[Haliwali]

I'd like to buy 5 feet of rope.

You're probably going to want more than five feet. If you don't tie that noose properly, you'll linger around while more of this crap is played.

 

[Iampringles]

Oh my.

Country mixed with Trance would be another interesting combo.

 

[cobra_ky]

Don't be ridiculous.

The worst genres ever are country and rap.

Just wait.
Just you wait.
It'll happen.
And on that day, humanity will die.

i thought that was what kid rock was trying for.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Sorry everyone, I can't post a link because I am at school right now.

But when I get home I'll update with links.

You can go to Youtube.com and type in "Top 5 Rap/Screamo songs" and it will show a video of ISMFOF doing "Crank Dat" and other songs.

Don't be ridiculous.

The worst genres ever are country and rap.

Just wait.
Just you wait.
It'll happen.
And on that day, humanity will die.

I don't know if this is sarcasm or serious, but Country/rap has already been done.

*shivers*
*dies*

Is it sarcasm? Did Max say it? Then it's sarcasm.

Thanks for the directions. Yeah, that was pretty awful.

What's wrong with innovation?

Everything.

Is your avatar jerking off?

It sure does look that way.