OMG POKEMONS!

[Ducktard]

I'm being attacked by Tyrogue?

....Well I'm dead

I know it's not a strong 'mon but..

Goddamned it I am weak

 

[ryderawsome]

gengar wouldnt kill me, we would be too busy being super BFFs

 

[Captain Bobbossa]

Oh no! there's an oddish trying to kill me.... wait a minute *stamp*


EDIT: is Charlie Sheen a pokemon?

 

[LitleWaffle]

Hrm....well I guess it depends on whether I can get to my 12 gauge in time. If I can there will be one less Lucario in the world, if I can't I'm pretty damn screwed.

Lucario would shrug it off. He's steel-fighting type. If you even hit him, it wouldn't be very effective.

Throw him in the oven so he takes 2x fire dmg then stare at him so he takes 2x physic dmg.

Psychic isn't very effective against steel bro, hate to say it.

OT: ...............

 

[TehCookie]

Fuck.
I have a legendary ice dog in my house.
............ Yeah, say meat popcicle!

Since when is there even a legendary Ice dog in the game?

Suicune, introduced in gen II.

For me it would be Quilava, and I would probably grab a hose or throw some mud at it (then a pokeball to catch it).

 

[David Out]

Charizard? Ohhhh god.... BBQ anyone?

 

[TheRobotandtheBeast]

Donphan, i pretty well f**ked

 

[Kevin Lyons]

Huh... So I'm up against an Espeon, a Golem, a Gigalith, or an Excadrill... I'd say I'm fucked T-T

 

[GameJoker365]

Fuck.
I have a legendary ice dog in my house.
............ Yeah, say meat popcicle!

Since when is there even a legendary Ice dog in the game?

Suicune, introduced in gen II.

For me it would be Quilava, and I would probably grab a hose or throw some mud at it (then a pokeball to catch it).

Suicune is a water type.

Edit: Why would Charmander hurt me?

 

[Lunar Templar]

>.> *sees a Tyranitar, Giratina, Salamence, Scyther, and Liepard*
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fuck ...

 

[soultrain117]

Um I am screwed. Alakazam has just lifted my house in the air and compressed it into the size of a pinpoint only to realize I am not in it. Then using his mind powers figures out where I am and teleports to me and kills me without hesitation.

 

[Pirakahunter788]

So let's see here. A Seviper.
He can either slice me to bits, poison me, or eat me.
I've got a 357. in my closet.
...
I'm so fucked.

 

[Trivun]

Espeon. Which means I have my mind blown and I'm rendered a catatonic mess before I even have a chance to react. Looks like I'm pretty screwed...

 

[MetallicMonkey]

I'd be screwed. Darkrai would completely destroy my mind.

 

[Reincarnatedwolfgod]

(gen 2)feraligatr or (gen 3)blaziken or (gen 1)Primeape/mankey. yeah i am dead no mater which one i choose

 

[Cerebral_Assassin]

I would be so excited to actually see Pikachu I would give him a big ol hug and then be shocked to a crispy burnt death.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Flareon. I'm charred to a crisp.

 

[grimgin]

machamp....oh god no four armed *****-slap im doomed all i got is running and if caught crying hopefully he will take pity

 

[dagens24]

I'd just sweep sandshrew out of the house with a broom.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Vaporeon is going to kill me?

Well, I'd feel bad about it, but I'll shoot it and blow its brains apart.