One pokemon in real life.

[GLo Jones]

No-one else here loves Zangoose?

 

[crzykid]

I'd have Goldeen. Put him in an aquarium, feed him fish food.. and eventually flush him down the toilette </3

 

[EboMan7x]

Charizard!

 

[GodofDisaster]

I would take Blastoise as my pokemon. Why? Would you mess with a giant tortoise, with cannons on its back.

 

[DYin01]

Dragonite! Oh man, you could fly around on that thing all day, and if anyone tried to give you shit, you could be like, "Fuck you, *****, I'm on a DRAGON! What you got?"

I have a Charizard?

My choice however would be scyther. Cmon you know a scythe blade wielding giant bug is cool. He could be trained to have the agility to safely shave your face in the morning while you do other things.

You know that it requires training, and that training involves mistakes?

 

[The Hairminator]

A Ditto fo' sho'.

I mean, who wouldn't want a blob that could transform into anything?

 

[SnipErlite]

GYARADOS!

It's a flying sea dragon. I don't think I need to elaborate.

You do not. I choose this too.

Fuck yeah, it flies it's a dragon and has massive teeth. What more could one ask for?

 

[zolf]

Electabuzz or whichever one of its derivatives. Free electricity

 

[imburke]

A fucking alakazam!
What? You wanna mug me? Try saying that to my pokemon here.

i was thinking charizard, for flying, fire and scary factor, but alakazam is just damn awesome. question though, who would you trade it with to get the alakazam from the kadabra, woot, nerd points for me

 

[MostlyHarmless]

Freakin' Tauros. Anyone wanna steal my lunch money? Thought so.

 

[DemetriTheGreek]

Female Scizor, just like the one i've had since FR.

 

[RatRace123]

Raichu, it's like Pikachu only manly.
Plus I'm sure I could find tons of creative uses for an electric rodent.

 

[Deviltongue]

Cyndaquil, because he was from the last set of Pokémon that were worth their shit.

 

[tweedpol]

Venonat/Venomoth. the latter can fly, possibly well enough to fly me, it has psychicness, hopefully telekinesis enough so i never have to get off my arse again. And if anyone annoys me it'll be sleep powder time.

 

[Rickyvantof]

Tropius
Fresh fruit every day

 

[cavannarose]

I have to pick Charmander. He's my favourite! Super cute, ready source of heat and light, and will one day be a real dragon!

Besides... I'm sure the real thing would be more fun to hang out with than my stuffed one.

 

[Ben Legend]

Mew would be pretty cool. Kick ass power in a cute form.

But then again, flying on a pokemon would be cool... so Charizard, but it would be difficult finding somewhere for it to stay, and mew is a bit mischievous in the movie...

you know what, yeah, I choose Mew.

 

[Buizel91]

here's a question for you all...what do you call a female Mr.Mime? =S

OT: id have to go with either...

Jolteon, because he's an electric dog!

Syther, because...well...look at him!

or a Miteyana (evolved from Poocheyana) cause it is just badass

 

[Sallix]

Arcanine, it's an awesome looking pokemon, it's a dog, breathes fire and large enough to ride around on.

need I say more?