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AbsoluteVirtue18

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Morrowind: Effin' ordinators.
Bloodmoon: Effin' werewolves.
Call Of Duty: Effin' Nazis.
Killzone: Effin' Space Britans.
Dynasty Warriors: Effin' Lu Bu.
Armegeddon: Effin' Blaze.
Tribunal: Effin' crazy psycho power hungry golden chick.
Godhand: Very entertaining game with funny characters and a decent difficulty level.
Kingdom Hearts: Effin' Sephiroth.
 

Baelor

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Assassin's Creed: Stab, Stab, Stab, Stab, Snore.

World of Warcraft: lol wimminz r 4 boobs lolol.

Halo: I'm the proud parent of a D student.

Final Fantasy: Recycling the same game since 1987.

Fallout 3: Who knew creatures bigger then a school bus could stealth?

Metal Gear Solid: If I try hard enough maybe people will love me.

Shadowrun: The closest we can get to robbing you at gunpoint.

Jade Empire: Fuck your perceptions of reality.

Mass Effect: Why can't you just drop me off at the target instead of three miles away in the Mako?

Bioshock: Doing horrible things to little girls since 2007.
 

MalevolentJim

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Overlord:Less inspiring RTS fable rip off.
Castle Crashers:Colourful Midget Scraps
Gears Of War:Testosterone Cheesegrind
Onechanbra:Bikini Samurai Squad:Every socially impaired geeks wet dream.
Ninja Blade:Wait,i said NO quick time events!
 

Aptspire

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Halo: Kill those aliens...and those too...and those robots too.
Halo2: Why can't we be friends?
Halo 3: Scarabs are destructible
Halo Wars: New point of view!
(I'm a Halo fan)

Old Destiny Warriors games: Swordfights in Feudal Japan
Old Gundam games: Swordfights in robots
DW:G : FUSION!

L4D:Call for rescue, Be ready to fight off the horde.

RE5: Can't you just DIE ALREADY???

FEAR: It's a big ol' family business
FEAR EP: "You killed me...I didn't like that."
FEAR PM: I hate the assasins, and the black spots, and the red eyed ones, and the jumpy moments!
FEAR2: What happens in the Telesthetic Chamber, STAYS in the Telesthetic Chamber.

Guitar Hero: play some songs
GH2: play some (more) songs
GH3: Boss fighting songs
GHWT: We swear we didn't copy Rock Band on this one.

Team Fortress2: I am Fully Charged!
Half-Life: stop the aliens from escaping the facility.
HL2: "The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world, so wake up, Doctor Freeman, wake up and smell the ashes."
HL2Ep1: "Is Doctor Kleiner telling everyone to...Get busy???"
HL2Ep2: "Well that's good, because, now that the suppresion field is down, we've all got to do our...part."
Portal: "So I'm GLaD I got burned, think of all the things we learned, for the people who are Still Alive."

WoW: "You've been AFK far too long."

Silent Hill: One of these Silent Hills is not like the others.

AC6: surviving as an online game since 2008.

FF: no matter how emo you look, you can still get critical damage.

EVE online: Please wait for skill/mining/traveling.

Mario Party 3: It's never too early to teach kids to be aggressively competiive.

Mario Kart 64: God Mode is only available for the CPU.

The Legend of Zelda: It's either Ganon, or someone else.

Starfox 64: "Father???"
 

KValentine

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Katamari Games: Roll up anything that isn't nailed to the desk then eventually roll up the desk, person using desk, floor, building, plot of land, cloud, and planet.
 

GoldenRaz

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Assasins Creed: Start oblivious, continue confused, achieve enlightenment halfway through, get screwed storywise inside and outside the Animus towards the end, see you in the sequel!
Starcraft: Functional, not much more.(Sorry)
Fallout 1-3: Wonder which bugs and glitches I will run in to today?
 

SimuLord

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Old-school edition:

Zelda 2 The Adventure of Link: If all else fails use fire.
Faxanadu: This is not enough golds.
Aerobiz: Let's become the World's Number One Airline!
Super Mario Bros.: Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle!
Pac-Man: Waka waka waka waka waka waka.
Pong: Avoid missing ball for high score. (out-Engrishing the Japanese! I love it!)
Smash TV: I'd buy that for a dollar!
Dragon Warrior: But thou must!
 

jebussaves88

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Half Life 1&2; Be quiet and enjoy the physics engine
Prince of Persia Warrior Within; My God I'm so badassed my soundtrack and hair style changed.
Dead or Alive 4; There's a game behind those jugs?
 

Antiparticle

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Pretty fun topic! Let me try a few.

Resident Evil 5: Zombies on motorbikes!

Bioshock: They're big but really not so tough.

Red Alert 3: Warning: Absurd Storyline Generator detected.

Fallout 3: Dammit, dad.

Gears of War 2: 1. Hold down B 2. ??? 3. WIN!

Guitar Hero 3: Say goodbye to your fingers.
 

Benny Blanco

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Dead to Rights: "As much as Max Payne was cool, he didn't have a BIG FUCKIN' DOG trained to rip people's throats out and retrieve their guns."

Full Spectrum Warrior - Ten Hammers: "Because attention to detail and realism is key to our simulation... except when designing the laughably inaccurate skins for the British Army."

Mass Effect: Oh, those crafty Canadians, they realised that a satire on international relations can easily be spoonfed to American nerds if you throw in a PG-rated sex scene.
 

itsmeyouidiot

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Sonic Unleashed: Finally, half decent Sonic game; literally.

MadWorld: Black and White and Red all over.

Dokapon Kingdom: Mario Party meets Dragon Quest; it's better than it sounds.

Wario Land Shake: Like playing a cartoon.

Smash Bros. Brawl: Audi Faman! Illius!

Super Paper Mario: Redefining "2.5D."

Link's Crossbow Training: The reason you bought the Wii Zapper.

Zack and Wiki: It didn't sell well; thus, Capcom's blatant Wii neglect.