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Morrowind: Effin' ordinators.
Bloodmoon: Effin' werewolves.
Call Of Duty: Effin' Nazis.
Killzone: Effin' Space Britans.
Dynasty Warriors: Effin' Lu Bu.
Armegeddon: Effin' Blaze.
Tribunal: Effin' crazy psycho power hungry golden chick.
Godhand: Very entertaining game with funny characters and a decent difficulty level.
Kingdom Hearts: Effin' Sephiroth.
Bloodmoon: Effin' werewolves.
Call Of Duty: Effin' Nazis.
Killzone: Effin' Space Britans.
Dynasty Warriors: Effin' Lu Bu.
Armegeddon: Effin' Blaze.
Tribunal: Effin' crazy psycho power hungry golden chick.
Godhand: Very entertaining game with funny characters and a decent difficulty level.
Kingdom Hearts: Effin' Sephiroth.
Assassin's Creed: Stab, Stab, Stab, Stab, Snore.
World of Warcraft: lol wimminz r 4 boobs lolol.
Halo: I'm the proud parent of a D student.
Final Fantasy: Recycling the same game since 1987.
Fallout 3: Who knew creatures bigger then a school bus could stealth?
Metal Gear Solid: If I try hard enough maybe people will love me.
Shadowrun: The closest we can get to robbing you at gunpoint.
Jade Empire: Fuck your perceptions of reality.
Mass Effect: Why can't you just drop me off at the target instead of three miles away in the Mako?
Bioshock: Doing horrible things to little girls since 2007.
World of Warcraft: lol wimminz r 4 boobs lolol.
Halo: I'm the proud parent of a D student.
Final Fantasy: Recycling the same game since 1987.
Fallout 3: Who knew creatures bigger then a school bus could stealth?
Metal Gear Solid: If I try hard enough maybe people will love me.
Shadowrun: The closest we can get to robbing you at gunpoint.
Jade Empire: Fuck your perceptions of reality.
Mass Effect: Why can't you just drop me off at the target instead of three miles away in the Mako?
Bioshock: Doing horrible things to little girls since 2007.
Overlord:Less inspiring RTS fable rip off.
Castle Crashers:Colourful Midget Scraps
Gears Of War:Testosterone Cheesegrind
Onechanbra:Bikini Samurai Squad:Every socially impaired geeks wet dream.
Ninja Blade:Wait,i said NO quick time events!
Castle Crashers:Colourful Midget Scraps
Gears Of War:Testosterone Cheesegrind
Onechanbra:Bikini Samurai Squad:Every socially impaired geeks wet dream.
Ninja Blade:Wait,i said NO quick time events!
Halo: Kill those aliens...and those too...and those robots too.
Halo2: Why can't we be friends?
Halo 3: Scarabs are destructible
Halo Wars: New point of view!
(I'm a Halo fan)
Old Destiny Warriors games: Swordfights in Feudal Japan
Old Gundam games: Swordfights in robots
DW:G : FUSION!
L4D:Call for rescue, Be ready to fight off the horde.
RE5: Can't you just DIE ALREADY???
FEAR: It's a big ol' family business
FEAR EP: "You killed me...I didn't like that."
FEAR PM: I hate the assasins, and the black spots, and the red eyed ones, and the jumpy moments!
FEAR2: What happens in the Telesthetic Chamber, STAYS in the Telesthetic Chamber.
Guitar Hero: play some songs
GH2: play some (more) songs
GH3: Boss fighting songs
GHWT: We swear we didn't copy Rock Band on this one.
Team Fortress2: I am Fully Charged!
Half-Life: stop the aliens from escaping the facility.
HL2: "The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world, so wake up, Doctor Freeman, wake up and smell the ashes."
HL2Ep1: "Is Doctor Kleiner telling everyone to...Get busy???"
HL2Ep2: "Well that's good, because, now that the suppresion field is down, we've all got to do our...part."
Portal: "So I'm GLaD I got burned, think of all the things we learned, for the people who are Still Alive."
WoW: "You've been AFK far too long."
Silent Hill: One of these Silent Hills is not like the others.
AC6: surviving as an online game since 2008.
FF: no matter how emo you look, you can still get critical damage.
EVE online: Please wait for skill/mining/traveling.
Mario Party 3: It's never too early to teach kids to be aggressively competiive.
Mario Kart 64: God Mode is only available for the CPU.
The Legend of Zelda: It's either Ganon, or someone else.
Starfox 64: "Father???"
Halo2: Why can't we be friends?
Halo 3: Scarabs are destructible
Halo Wars: New point of view!
(I'm a Halo fan)
Old Destiny Warriors games: Swordfights in Feudal Japan
Old Gundam games: Swordfights in robots
DW:G : FUSION!
L4D:Call for rescue, Be ready to fight off the horde.
RE5: Can't you just DIE ALREADY???
FEAR: It's a big ol' family business
FEAR EP: "You killed me...I didn't like that."
FEAR PM: I hate the assasins, and the black spots, and the red eyed ones, and the jumpy moments!
FEAR2: What happens in the Telesthetic Chamber, STAYS in the Telesthetic Chamber.
Guitar Hero: play some songs
GH2: play some (more) songs
GH3: Boss fighting songs
GHWT: We swear we didn't copy Rock Band on this one.
Team Fortress2: I am Fully Charged!
Half-Life: stop the aliens from escaping the facility.
HL2: "The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world, so wake up, Doctor Freeman, wake up and smell the ashes."
HL2Ep1: "Is Doctor Kleiner telling everyone to...Get busy???"
HL2Ep2: "Well that's good, because, now that the suppresion field is down, we've all got to do our...part."
Portal: "So I'm GLaD I got burned, think of all the things we learned, for the people who are Still Alive."
WoW: "You've been AFK far too long."
Silent Hill: One of these Silent Hills is not like the others.
AC6: surviving as an online game since 2008.
FF: no matter how emo you look, you can still get critical damage.
EVE online: Please wait for skill/mining/traveling.
Mario Party 3: It's never too early to teach kids to be aggressively competiive.
Mario Kart 64: God Mode is only available for the CPU.
The Legend of Zelda: It's either Ganon, or someone else.
Starfox 64: "Father???"
Katamari Games: Roll up anything that isn't nailed to the desk then eventually roll up the desk, person using desk, floor, building, plot of land, cloud, and planet.
Assasins Creed: Start oblivious, continue confused, achieve enlightenment halfway through, get screwed storywise inside and outside the Animus towards the end, see you in the sequel!
Starcraft: Functional, not much more.(Sorry)
Fallout 1-3: Wonder which bugs and glitches I will run in to today?
Starcraft: Functional, not much more.(Sorry)
Fallout 1-3: Wonder which bugs and glitches I will run in to today?
Old-school edition:
Zelda 2 The Adventure of Link: If all else fails use fire.
Faxanadu: This is not enough golds.
Aerobiz: Let's become the World's Number One Airline!
Super Mario Bros.: Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle!
Pac-Man: Waka waka waka waka waka waka.
Pong: Avoid missing ball for high score. (out-Engrishing the Japanese! I love it!)
Smash TV: I'd buy that for a dollar!
Dragon Warrior: But thou must!
Zelda 2 The Adventure of Link: If all else fails use fire.
Faxanadu: This is not enough golds.
Aerobiz: Let's become the World's Number One Airline!
Super Mario Bros.: Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle!
Pac-Man: Waka waka waka waka waka waka.
Pong: Avoid missing ball for high score. (out-Engrishing the Japanese! I love it!)
Smash TV: I'd buy that for a dollar!
Dragon Warrior: But thou must!
Half Life 1&2; Be quiet and enjoy the physics engine
Prince of Persia Warrior Within; My God I'm so badassed my soundtrack and hair style changed.
Dead or Alive 4; There's a game behind those jugs?
Prince of Persia Warrior Within; My God I'm so badassed my soundtrack and hair style changed.
Dead or Alive 4; There's a game behind those jugs?
Pretty fun topic! Let me try a few.
Resident Evil 5: Zombies on motorbikes!
Bioshock: They're big but really not so tough.
Red Alert 3: Warning: Absurd Storyline Generator detected.
Fallout 3: Dammit, dad.
Gears of War 2: 1. Hold down B 2. ??? 3. WIN!
Guitar Hero 3: Say goodbye to your fingers.
Resident Evil 5: Zombies on motorbikes!
Bioshock: They're big but really not so tough.
Red Alert 3: Warning: Absurd Storyline Generator detected.
Fallout 3: Dammit, dad.
Gears of War 2: 1. Hold down B 2. ??? 3. WIN!
Guitar Hero 3: Say goodbye to your fingers.
Dead to Rights: "As much as Max Payne was cool, he didn't have a BIG FUCKIN' DOG trained to rip people's throats out and retrieve their guns."
Full Spectrum Warrior - Ten Hammers: "Because attention to detail and realism is key to our simulation... except when designing the laughably inaccurate skins for the British Army."
Mass Effect: Oh, those crafty Canadians, they realised that a satire on international relations can easily be spoonfed to American nerds if you throw in a PG-rated sex scene.
Full Spectrum Warrior - Ten Hammers: "Because attention to detail and realism is key to our simulation... except when designing the laughably inaccurate skins for the British Army."
Mass Effect: Oh, those crafty Canadians, they realised that a satire on international relations can easily be spoonfed to American nerds if you throw in a PG-rated sex scene.
Sonic Unleashed: Finally, half decent Sonic game; literally.
MadWorld: Black and White and Red all over.
Dokapon Kingdom: Mario Party meets Dragon Quest; it's better than it sounds.
Wario Land Shake: Like playing a cartoon.
Smash Bros. Brawl: Audi Faman! Illius!
Super Paper Mario: Redefining "2.5D."
Link's Crossbow Training: The reason you bought the Wii Zapper.
Zack and Wiki: It didn't sell well; thus, Capcom's blatant Wii neglect.
MadWorld: Black and White and Red all over.
Dokapon Kingdom: Mario Party meets Dragon Quest; it's better than it sounds.
Wario Land Shake: Like playing a cartoon.
Smash Bros. Brawl: Audi Faman! Illius!
Super Paper Mario: Redefining "2.5D."
Link's Crossbow Training: The reason you bought the Wii Zapper.
Zack and Wiki: It didn't sell well; thus, Capcom's blatant Wii neglect.
