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Please don't smack my parents, man. Live and let live!The7Sins said:
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Nicki Minaj fans, upside the head.... with a radio.
Extremists in any nature.
Yeah, I'm unoriginal
People you just want to smack.
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Nicki Minaj fans, upside the head.... with a radio.
Extremists in any nature.
Yeah, I'm unoriginal
The county officials where I live, because they can't quite seem to grasp what constitutes a road being in "disrepair". This misunderstanding results in roads that have no business having maintenance done on them being clogged with construction and being nigh-unusable for the summer while roads that are in dire need of maintenance are being allowed to degrade further because everyone uses them to avoid the perfectly fine road that's clogged with construction. Again.
The entire Canadian Government. Seriously guys, something has gone horrendously wrong here. People aren't voting for their ideals or what they actually want in government, but instead they're voting based on which leading party they hate the least. The ballot in the last election was literally reduced to two parties and a bunch of independent nominees who no one had heard of.
Whoever decided that I needed a second language to get my degree. I know it's because Canada is officially a bi-lingual country and therefore the majority of the populace should be bi-lingual, but it's really fucking irritating for those of us who have problems learning languages, who in most other respects are doing fine academically.
The entire Canadian Government. Seriously guys, something has gone horrendously wrong here. People aren't voting for their ideals or what they actually want in government, but instead they're voting based on which leading party they hate the least. The ballot in the last election was literally reduced to two parties and a bunch of independent nominees who no one had heard of.
Whoever decided that I needed a second language to get my degree. I know it's because Canada is officially a bi-lingual country and therefore the majority of the populace should be bi-lingual, but it's really fucking irritating for those of us who have problems learning languages, who in most other respects are doing fine academically.
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Well, you can join "The Cult of the Taco God" too.The7Sins said:Give me 3 of those 115 tacos you have and you have a deal.PsychicTaco115 said:Please don't smack my parents, man. Live and let live!The7Sins said:
But hey, tacos are tacos. Share the joy of Mexican delicacy!
I just want to smack every politician, some of them I would smacking with a fake hand with a tiny needle in it to inject some sydney funnel web venom into them to give em a case o the dead... But other than them, I'm cool with most people, why smack potential friends?
Anyone who goes on with the "humans are evil" thing because they watched the matrix once and took Agent Smith as the foundation for their entire philosophy.
"Oh noes! Humans kill and reproduce just like every other organism that has ever lived ever! Somehow though it's so much worse because I can't distinguish real life from a Disney cartoon!"
*SMACK*
"Oh noes! Humans kill and reproduce just like every other organism that has ever lived ever! Somehow though it's so much worse because I can't distinguish real life from a Disney cartoon!"
*SMACK*
-Anyone who buys Beats by Dr.Dre and acts like they DON'T sound like shit.
-Attention whores that spam FaceBook in their quest to tell everyone in the world about all the stupid shit they do that nobody cares about.
-Anyone who doesn't think gay marriage should be legal everywhere.
-People who stop in the middle of an intersection in a hallway and form a fucking blood clot, blocking travel throughout the entire floor.
-Attention whores that spam FaceBook in their quest to tell everyone in the world about all the stupid shit they do that nobody cares about.
-Anyone who doesn't think gay marriage should be legal everywhere.
-People who stop in the middle of an intersection in a hallway and form a fucking blood clot, blocking travel throughout the entire floor.
This 'friend' of mine. He hates everyone who is different (even though he is pretty weird), thinks he is better than everyone, acts like a retard and embarrasses me in social situations, follows me around and doesn't shut up about shit I don't care about. FUCK. He pisses me off to no end.
What did i do?Baron von Blitztank said:
(well a few things i want to shove back into the Darkest Closet of a endless void)
Well, there is this one guy I work with, he's alright. We don't talk much as we don't have much in common. He's all about sports and trucking, I'm more of a Warhammer 40k and video game guy. However, he does play video games and what follows is why I want to smack him.
He only plays one game a year, not BUY one game a year, PLAY one game a year. I offered to hang out, he could come over, we'd play some Street Fighter IV or one of the other games I have. (Yes, I offered a list.) He didn't want to play, not because he didn't like the games, not because he had a problem with me, but because he only plays one game a year. You're allowed to do what you want, but just, crazy illogical things like that drive me insane!
He only plays one game a year, not BUY one game a year, PLAY one game a year. I offered to hang out, he could come over, we'd play some Street Fighter IV or one of the other games I have. (Yes, I offered a list.) He didn't want to play, not because he didn't like the games, not because he had a problem with me, but because he only plays one game a year. You're allowed to do what you want, but just, crazy illogical things like that drive me insane!
People who talk or otherwise disrupt a choir rehearsal. There's a few particular ladies in the first soprano section of my choir that I would really, REALLY like to bean upside the back of the head every time they talk during rehearsal. It's incredibly disrespectful, and it slows down rehearsal for everyone.
Also people who talk, text, or do anything with a phone in the movie theater (once the movie has started, anyway). And people who bring young children to PG-13+ movies.
Finally, people who are convinced that anyone who isn't healthy just like them is just being stubborn, lame, lazy, etc. -- in other words, people who are convinced that real health problems don't exist and/or shouldn't ever stop anyone from doing something.
Don't get me wrong -- it isn't that I hate these people, or disrespect them personally. I just think these things deserve a good, purely disciplinary smack upside the back of the head. It would probably do them some good, and I would want to be smacked myself if I ever committed any of the listed infractions.
Also people who talk, text, or do anything with a phone in the movie theater (once the movie has started, anyway). And people who bring young children to PG-13+ movies.
Finally, people who are convinced that anyone who isn't healthy just like them is just being stubborn, lame, lazy, etc. -- in other words, people who are convinced that real health problems don't exist and/or shouldn't ever stop anyone from doing something.
Don't get me wrong -- it isn't that I hate these people, or disrespect them personally. I just think these things deserve a good, purely disciplinary smack upside the back of the head. It would probably do them some good, and I would want to be smacked myself if I ever committed any of the listed infractions.
Those people who post in forum threads or comment-threads correcting something in the OP or someone else's post that half the other posts already corrected / drew attention to / trolled the OP about.
People who use: 'u,' 'ur,' 'Im,' and 'your' when they mean 'you're'. The 'Im' people especially though, because seriously, you capitalized the 'I', would it have been so much more effort to put the apostrophe in as well?
People who say "grammer" when they mean "grammar."
People who don't clean up their dog's poop.
Russell Brand. Christ, his face is just punchable. Hopefully now he's not getting married to Katy Perry he'll drop off of the media radar a touch and Hollywood will stop trying to create bad movie vehicles for him, the unfunny twat.
X-factor / Big Brother / Next Top Model / TOWIE / insert other terrible Reality TV Show here 'stars' and fans. STOP WATCHING THIS TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE, SOUL-CRUSHING EXCUSE FOR PROGRAMMING YOU BLEATING OVINES. And stop catapulting these slack-jawed excuses for human beings into wealth and semi-fame.
People who use: 'u,' 'ur,' 'Im,' and 'your' when they mean 'you're'. The 'Im' people especially though, because seriously, you capitalized the 'I', would it have been so much more effort to put the apostrophe in as well?
People who say "grammer" when they mean "grammar."
People who don't clean up their dog's poop.
Russell Brand. Christ, his face is just punchable. Hopefully now he's not getting married to Katy Perry he'll drop off of the media radar a touch and Hollywood will stop trying to create bad movie vehicles for him, the unfunny twat.
X-factor / Big Brother / Next Top Model / TOWIE / insert other terrible Reality TV Show here 'stars' and fans. STOP WATCHING THIS TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE, SOUL-CRUSHING EXCUSE FOR PROGRAMMING YOU BLEATING OVINES. And stop catapulting these slack-jawed excuses for human beings into wealth and semi-fame.