People who don't work with plants don't realize this, even some who do don't realize it, but plants are some of the most spiritual creatures around. The energy and love you give them, they'll give it back ten-fold. If you're patient enough to see it, plants can be every bit as emotive as cats and dogs. Just because you've never taken the time to try and understand a plant, doesn't mean that it has nothing of value to offer you.Ragsnstitches said:Yes, emotional reciprocation is highly overrated.Kpt._Rob said:I am a plant person. My cacti never tip over my trashcan. My philodendron never keeps the neighbors up. And my buddha belly bamboo has yet to shit on my floor.
Plants are so much better than the silly animals everyone seems so taken with.
OT: Dog person, for roughly the same reason as my sarcastic response to Kpt. Rob implies.
Yeah thats what im saying, duh. Dogs are a lot like people, you can actually DO things with them. Cats are just a chore. They come home, whine, you feed them. They come and whine some more, so you open the door, then they change their minds like little bastards and walk away.Amy Sorel said:Mcface said:Dogs will defend you to the death..![]()
Good luck with that... Not all dogs are a fighting machine.
I have enough of those from my own species, i don't need a dog to be entertained like that.they will follow you around, you can bring them places, go swimming with them.
Also, a boyfriend doesn't HAVE be taken out for a walk twice a day, and i also don't have to watch him take a dump. At least cats can take a dump in private.
Humans have their own police and military, using animals for our own protection is just lazy. I'll give you drug dogs because their nose is better then ours.They can be police, military, drug dogs.
That still doesn't explain why i would want to do all those things with a smelly creature like a dog when i can do all that and more with humans. I don't need a pet for any of that.Mcface said:Yeah thats what im saying, duh. Dogs are a lot like people, you can actually DO things with them.
Please, don't go explaining what cats are like when you obviously only look at them in negative. As if dogs don't whine at every oppertunity.Cats are just a chore. They come home, whine, you feed them. They come and whine some more, so you open the door, then they change their minds like little bastards and walk away.
A damn fine animal. And there's enough examples of dogs who the owner thought was a fine animal too who never hurt anybody, but suddenly thought the kid from next door also 'wasn't supposed to be there', and went after the kid's throat.And military dogs sniff out explosives. Also, we had a dog that was in Afghanistan who stopped a suicide bomber from entering a barracks. The dog knew he wasn't supposed to be there, and went after the guys throat. The guy panicked and blew himself up too early. The dog died a few days later from injuries, but he saved the lives of a dozen soldiers. Now that's a damn fine animal.
Then marry your dog.Also, i don't consider those little shits to be dogs. And unlike my girlfriend, my dog dosen't ***** and nag, or ask me to watch 16 and pregnant.
You must be joking... or you suffer from tunnelvision.Eclectic Dreck said:I prefer dogs. I am of the belief that, as a rule, cats should not be kept as pets and that people who insist otherwise are suffering from some sort of awful black magic.
Only partly joking. I really do not care for cats. Some people do. Since I dislike cats so much, the easiest way of rectifying these things in my brain is to assume black magic is involved.Amy Sorel said:You must be joking... or you suffer from tunnelvision.Eclectic Dreck said:I prefer dogs. I am of the belief that, as a rule, cats should not be kept as pets and that people who insist otherwise are suffering from some sort of awful black magic.