Someone probably tried to sneak into my room at night. I know that sounds messed up, but I would not be too surprised. Apparently, one time someone came into my room to wake me up, and I ended up punching him in the face while I was asleep. After that incident, I don't underestimate the kinds of things I could do while sleeping.
After switching to Geico the day before, my old car insurance company RBC vandalized my house with goats blood!
I knew the guy at RBC was upset about me switching over when his eye's started glowing red and he vowed vengeance on me and threatened to eat my children...
I have actually woken up covered in my own blood a few times now.
Once when I was about 7 in my sleep I must have hit my nose as it'd bled absolutely everywhere and I woke up to an odd taste and a bit of a shock to see blood everywhere.
And once I woke up my face stinging and all bloody, no real idea why. Turned out I'd drunkenly tried give someone a piggy-back and fell face first into the road cut my head and nose open and my friend had tried to 'fix' with vaseline and a unicorn plaster.
I pretty often wake up because of uber nosebleeds. Usually my face is covered in blood, but there has been times where I've just about drenched my pillows.
...Well, it's the most logical one. Something DEFINITELY happened while I was asleep. Might have been me, might have been someone or something else, but something totally happened.
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