Poll: Congratulations, you've been promoted!

[AwesomeExpress]

Why, I'd work for Planet Express of course!

 

[teisjm]

Seeing that you didn't specify what "other" was limited to, i'd say breed-gen.
A fictional coorporation taht tries to make slightly supperior humans through breeding procsesses.
I'd apply for the male part of the breeding job obviously.

 

[Silva]

All options are too risky. I'll quit rather than accept the promotion.

Definetly Vault tec, at least I have a chance of NOT getting my ****ing brains smashed/eaten/vaporized.

You ever seen a Vault Tec employee in the Fallout games?

I didn't think so. There's a reason for that.

They're all dead. So you might want to rethink that.

 

[TheTurtleMan]

Definitely vault-tec.

I would get to perform messed up experiments on wastelanders, probably get a nice safe vault to live in, and I might be get to meet the vault boy!

 

[stabnex]

Definitely Weyland-Yutani. It's mainly their marines, middle-management, and researchers that get captured, implanted, and or detonated routinely.

 

[YawehG]

I'd kinda wanna work for Aperture Science. NOT as a test subject though. Probably one of the guys who sits in those monitoring rooms you see in most of the Portal levels. Although, me and a co-worker would probably go in the test chambers on our break and mess around with things.

You realize all those guys are dead, right?

 

[Spiner909]

Vault tec would let me work with the coolest stuff, definitely.

 

[Grey_Focks]

Weyland Yutani, building better worlds. If i'm gonna die a horrific death at the ends of a mad scientist/alien, I'd atleast like the chance to meet Sigourney Weaver.

 

[c0lefalk]

Why, I'd work for Planet Express of course!

Of course!

 

[RUINER ACTUAL]

SVER in MAG.

 

[Godhead]

Black Mesa

 

[Rawker]

Black Mesa

I was wondering why that wasn't an option.

 

[MortisLegio]

Weyland-Yutani
building better worlds

 

[tristow]

Aperture Science. Everywhere else on that list is a death trap.

what about OCP?

 

[Space Spoons]

Gotta go with Aperture Science. Specifically, their marketing department. Sure, the research that goes on behind doors is tragic and disturbing... But portal technology, if properly marketed, could change the world.

Imagine. Portals where highway off/on ramps once stood. Portals to major cities in every airport. Hell, why not portals for home use? Planning on buying a couch, but got no way to transport it? Leave an open blue portal in the wall of your living room, then open an orange one at the furniture store.

It would revolutionize the concept of travel as we know it.

 

[gim73]

I'm going for Veridian Dynamics. Ah, good times!

 

[niglett]

apriture science i think its safer and i love science.