I voted 'Yes', not because I do (technically I don't), but because my family do. My late uncle was a big hoarder and travelled a lot (he was a journalist) so he had a lot of mementoes and whatnot that were in his house when he died. We found a lot of things there when cleaning it out to sell the house, and my family kept some of the things as reminders of him and to decorate the conservatory. One of these was a machete he used when trekking through the Amazon jungle years ago. It now hangs in it's leather sheath on our conservatory wall.
So yes, sort of, I (or at least, my family) do own a sword of some description

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