Poll: Grenades
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they teach soldiers to get on the ground facing the oppisite direction and hold thier legs together so no shrapnel goes through thier vitals and surprisingly it is supposed to increase you chances of survival to 90%
take cover option? If I saw the grenade there I'd make sure something or someone was between it and me.
Flashbang - fingers in ears, eyes closed, run away/take cover
Smoke - retreat to a better position, taking cover. Things are about to get hairy.
Frag - Scream, run and hide.
Incendary - Burn and die.... failing that, call the fire brigade or grab an extinguisher.
Nail bomb - Where's that damn claw hammer...
Lemon grenade - eww... i want a shower.
Pipe bomb - Run after it, fighting to claw pointlessly at it and then blow up... oh hang on.. not a zombie yet...
Flashbang - fingers in ears, eyes closed, run away/take cover
Smoke - retreat to a better position, taking cover. Things are about to get hairy.
Frag - Scream, run and hide.
Incendary - Burn and die.... failing that, call the fire brigade or grab an extinguisher.
Nail bomb - Where's that damn claw hammer...
Lemon grenade - eww... i want a shower.
Pipe bomb - Run after it, fighting to claw pointlessly at it and then blow up... oh hang on.. not a zombie yet...
That depends.
Most likely I'd just stare at it until it went off. Seriously, who WOULDN'T be shocked if a grenade landed in front of them?
Assuming I collected my wits in time, I wouldn't lob it back, as you might throw it right in front of someone else. I'd take cover behind something solid (if there was anything nearby), or better yet, jump in a ditch. My final resort if neither cover nor ditches were nearby would be to run for two seconds and lie down as quickly as possible, legs together, feet pointed at the grenade. Hopefully, any shrapnel would pass by me or at least miss my head/torso. If it didn't go off, in any scenario, I'd count to 60, to make sure, then call the police, while staying in the general area to warn off anybody who comes by. If anybody was nearby when I first saw the grenade, I'd yell "Bomb, GET DOWN!", in case there was somebody who didn't know what a grenade is.
Most likely I'd just stare at it until it went off. Seriously, who WOULDN'T be shocked if a grenade landed in front of them?
Assuming I collected my wits in time, I wouldn't lob it back, as you might throw it right in front of someone else. I'd take cover behind something solid (if there was anything nearby), or better yet, jump in a ditch. My final resort if neither cover nor ditches were nearby would be to run for two seconds and lie down as quickly as possible, legs together, feet pointed at the grenade. Hopefully, any shrapnel would pass by me or at least miss my head/torso. If it didn't go off, in any scenario, I'd count to 60, to make sure, then call the police, while staying in the general area to warn off anybody who comes by. If anybody was nearby when I first saw the grenade, I'd yell "Bomb, GET DOWN!", in case there was somebody who didn't know what a grenade is.
I acually think id freeze up with that OH SHIT look on my face just befor eit blew up. But if that didnt happen in kick it away and run in one fluent motion.
Smart: Run or kick it back
Normal person: OH SHI-
Stupid: picks up and throws it back
very stupid: Examine the grenade
Complete idiot: Lick the grenade
Freak person: Embrace death
Normal person: OH SHI-
Stupid: picks up and throws it back
very stupid: Examine the grenade
Complete idiot: Lick the grenade
Freak person: Embrace death
Use my gravity gun to pick it up in midair and launch it back
Yell "grenades are for noobs"
Duck behind cover,or if theres no cover kick it and run.Professional soccer players sometimes miss a freaking soccer ball, so I wouldn't exactly risk a grenade shuffling under my feet if i could just hide somewhere.Trust me you can run and dive into a dumpster full of needles when filled with adrenaline faster then you think, your motor skills however become dampened.
Yell "grenades are for noobs"
Duck behind cover,or if theres no cover kick it and run.Professional soccer players sometimes miss a freaking soccer ball, so I wouldn't exactly risk a grenade shuffling under my feet if i could just hide somewhere.Trust me you can run and dive into a dumpster full of needles when filled with adrenaline faster then you think, your motor skills however become dampened.
