Poll: Have you ever wanted to beat a child?

[Mcupobob]

Not a small child, they don't know any better. There were a couple of 13-14 year olds on the train today though who got on my nerves just a little bit..

This, I can understand small childeren. They'er just having fun and doing whatever the hell the first thought pops into their brain is. Not their fault either. But if your still acting like that by the time you're 14, prepare to have you face kicked in punk!

EDIT: Also I don't really see having a kid in my future, but things do change. I had a cuz of mine say he would never have kids(gave a huge list of reason why too). Three years later he's married and his son was born this year. So you never know.

 

[Doctor What]

Well, a "child" no, but older kids, yes. I once helped out with a middle school class for school credits, and there were more than a few sixth graders that I wanted to pummel. The ones that are all talk, and think that they're king of everything are the ones that I want to beat.

So, yes. Yes I have.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Short answer: yes.

Long answer: Oh hell yes.

Any kid eight and under immediately goes on my hate list, no matter how disciplined or quiet they are. I hate kids, for previously mentioned reasons, and I daydream about hitting them.

 

[ninjajoeman]

well theres those really douchey teens and then theres the kids on the internet that I want to punch but not punch punch more wack but not wack wack like the god father but like wack a' mole

 

[Malyc]

Can't think of something I haven't ever wanted to hit.

Not even cake?

 

[Estocavio]

Yes - But maybe not rip its limbs off. Just break its nose.

Despite that I am a child, yes all the time. I planned it out.Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Offtopic, but; Thats has to be it - The cake has been a spy all along! Waiting to stab you in the head...

 

[rapidoud]

Child, no.

Teenager, god yes, most of them have average parents but a majority of them still turn out to be little shitheads.

Especially when they think they can win an argument by petty namecalling or just laughing at you when you just die a little inside for how retarded they are.

I am a teenager, and god, other teenagers give me the shits.

True story: A man's daughter was being bullied, so he talked to everyone, school did nothing and bullies's parents just laughed at it (2 of them) so he went up to them, asked them to stop, they laughed in his face and spat at them, so he hit one in the face and said stay the fuck away from my daughter.

It's a shame he got in trouble but god, that would've made my day (I think he went to jail for like 2 months as the kids cried all the way home but that would've been worth it).

 

[Blatherscythe]

I'm a teacher, how could I not want to hit children?

You should have been one 50 years ago, then you wouldn't want to, you actually could!

I'm sure I could teach in Russia and have the same experience.

Not worth the trip, their slowly modernizing themselves. Though tricking them to go on a fieldtrip to Chernobyl would be funny...

 

[BigEaZyE]

Can't say I've wanted to hit the children... but I have wanted to hit their parents... many times

 

[David_G]

Well, because I am a child, or a teen at least, I'd say I've wanted to hit a "child" and I have.

 

[BrownGaijin]

Women no, small puppies... (grin)

As for the child I would not beat them. I find it much more entertaining to leave them unattended, and let them discover the truth about actions and consequences on their own.

 

[Jewrean]

I live with a couple of toddlers. Needless to say they piss me off to no end and I feel like slapping them across the face sometimes. However I don't because I love them. I am not their parent, it's the Mums job to hit them if she wants to.

 

[CaptainKoala]

Yes I've been annoyed by kids, yes I've wanted to punch them in the face. But I would never do such a thing.

 

[Plurralbles]

all the freakin' time. I dislike being in teh presence of these things a lot.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

The 'tear the limbs' suggestion (to which I agree with in full) reminds me of the suggestive beetle...

David Firth is still fucked in the head, I see.

 

[Enzeru92]

I usually hav to take care of my nephew and god damn he is annoying its mostly the fact that he is a spoiled brat. You know those kids that cry for something they in the store or restaurant yea well that is my nephew and I can't hit him or yell at him becuase his mom thinks its "BAD" its retarded thats wut i say

 

[ecoho]

Ok then, it seems that most people here will never be parents but I would like to be a parent, myself. Like i don't know what all the hate is, EVERYONE here was once a child, how would you feel if you were 5 and just casually playing on the sidewalk when a person walks over to you then punches you right in face because he doesn't like how you look. I know that some times they may annoy you but You can't just beat the crap out of kids just for fun or because you don't like them. They will eventually grow up to be a mature adult like you and me so just lay off the hate A-holes!

ok man first in formost if my kid ever spat at someone, attacked them, or just plan insaulted an adult(unless the guy is an ass) i would will and always spank the liveing crap out of them.
next i think everyone understands this eventualy you always like YOUR kids and hate others just the facts of life.Oh and before i get massive hate mail for say id "GASP" spank my children i was spanked as a child and i never talked back to anyone till high school(and that was due to the fact that i only had one teacher smarter then me) because i was scard that my dad would spank me he only did it once but if you do it right just the threat will keep a kid in line.

 

[TheEggplant]

I would never ever want to physically or mentally harm a child.
Erase from existence however...

 

[Zyxx]

I worked for a few months as a substitute teacher. I've wanted to beat entire school buildings to death, and then keep beating the bodies until MY death.
Never actually did it, of course, but even now the thought is like a warm, cozy blanket.