Poll: I just came from facing two thiefs.

[Cody211282]

When I read "I went to the movies at midnight" I all of a sudden though you went to see Eclipse...you saw Eclipse didn't you?

But yeah, that sounds like total bullshit to me. I agree with Hubilub.

Toy story 3.

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

Might want to tell the police about this, at least give them an idea about the incident.


If you could identify the thevies, you could help them get put in jail, or at least give the police a heads up incase the thevies ever try to come back for revenge.

Still, no offence, but I sorta have a hard time buying this, mainly for the reasone's mentiond by Hulibub.

Maybe i have to explain a little of background. I´m from argentina, where thieves are bums and cops are like chief gorgory. They didn´t really have a gun, they just say that so kids get scared. And i have asperger, maybe that explain why i barely feel any pain. That and yoga and meditation.

Of course! Because Asperger syndrome has nothing to do with hindered social interaction, it just makes you an immortal badass!

And everyone knows that if you study yoga and meditation, you will never feel any pain whatsoever, even when doing things like fighting while angry, which has nothing to do with either things!

Actually, one of the sympthoms could be bigger pain tolerance.

You don't say?

Let's ask my father, Jakob, educated Psychotherapist.

Jakob, does asperger syndrome give you a higher pain treshold?

"No, it does not"

Thank you.

So you are talking out of your ass.

First: let´s keep it civilizated.
Second: http://life-with-aspergers.blogspot.com/2007/12/aspies-and-pain-tolerance.html
Third: http://autism.lovetoknow.com/Gym_Class_and_Asperger
Four: ¿Should i keep going? Google it yourself. Your father could be the best psychotherapist on the world, but if he didn´t especializes on asperger he probably won´t know a thing or two.

"Aspies are very good at ignoring pain, particularly if they're engaged in their special interest. The sorts of pain most commonly "ignored" by aspies are things such as muscular/nervous pain, rather than wounds." quoted right from here http://life-with-aspergers.blogspot.com/2007/12/aspies-and-pain-tolerance.html

So unless your special interest is getting robed and beat you need a new excuse.

I love fighting. ¿And why is everybody telling that i got robed and/or beat? I walked away because my friend asked it, and didn´t give them a penny. And they were two, ¿remember? and just one of them punch me once and did some pointless kicking. If you call that a beat i hope nobody ever try to break your nose or something, that´s got to put you, at least, in a coma.

Ok fine in the act of being robbed(he was performing a robbery by trying to take your money) you found out you not only have a pin tolerance, but nerves that don't work. As I said before you have to many nerves in your testicles to not fall over after being kicked there, as for knowing what I'm talking about I go to the gym and box, that's hard to do with gloves and other protective equipment on, your talking about a kick to the nuts, repeated strikes to the leg, and a jab to the face(that i should remind you will make you dizzy and disoriented not because of pain but because your brain just snapped to the back of your head and hit itself on the tiny spikes in your skull). Your ether plain out lying, your your the god damn batman.

Wh on earth would your skull have tiny spikes on the inside?
It seems to defeat the purpose.

It's just how it's formed, it's also what causes intracranial lacerations if you get whiplash, or a punch to the face, it's used to keep the brain in place but also give fluids enough room to move around.

 

[someotherguy]

Statistics show that there is not internet in Argentina. Therefore your argument is invalid.

 

[tombman888]

Might want to tell the police about this, at least give them an idea about the incident.


If you could identify the thevies, you could help them get put in jail, or at least give the police a heads up incase the thevies ever try to come back for revenge.

Still, no offence, but I sorta have a hard time buying this, mainly for the reasone's mentiond by Hulibub.

this about sums up my response to your statement.

beating up two guys bigger than you?! sounds very unbelievable. wait... ARE YOU JACKIE CHAN!!

 

[Crazy_Bird]

Nice story but mind your wallet is nothing worth dying over. No matter how much money is in it.

 

[GrinningManiac]

You know, beating up two guys WOULD be belivable if you hadn't gone and done all the bragging

"These babies"

"Karate for 2-3 years"

Ugh...if this is how you seek attention, I dread to think what you do in real-life

 

[Mr.Something]

lol@3pagetrollthread
he lives under a bridge in argentina and preys on innocent internet communities, like the escapist!

 

[UberNoodle]

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

Why couldn't it be real? It's not hard to get into a fight, and somebody always has to come out on top. Why couldn't be him? A lot of thugs are posers that get by on barking loudly. From my experience with such people, they tend to freak out when somebody actually takes them up on it. I studied Goju Ryu for 10 years and I didn't even need that when I was threatened with knife. I just didn't show fear, though I was very worried, and guy lost interest and 'spared' me. He of course told me how he's 'get me next time'. I never saw him again. I have been attacked before and it took one hit from me and the guy backed off. Bullies don't expect it half the time. Real killers don't pose and intimidate. They just DO.

 

[klipton]

Statistics show that there is not internet in Argentina. Therefore your argument is invalid.

I´m sorry.. ¡¿What?!

 

[someotherguy]

Statistics show that there is not internet in Argentina. Therefore your argument is invalid.

I´m sorry.. ¡¿What?!

Statistics, which are accurate, always, have shown that there is no internet in Argentina, and therefore you are not from Argentina, where, according to an ex-Argentinian, fights are common place.

 

[zombiesinc]

Erm... Congratulations, my friend. You are amazing!

I'm having a hard time believing this.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Cool story, bro.

.. Really, if you get sacked in the balls, you will fall down and cry like a little girl. Or just not able to make any noise by squealing. Even Jackie Chan can't take a ball bust and remain standing like nothing.

 

[Umwerfer]

If he has a gun, give him a money. If he does not, then you ignore him. If he refuses to be ignored, you defend yourself. Personally, I don't do silly poses even though taekwondo has lots of them, but whatever floats your boat

 

[klipton]

When I read "I went to the movies at midnight" I all of a sudden though you went to see Eclipse...you saw Eclipse didn't you?

But yeah, that sounds like total bullshit to me. I agree with Hubilub.

Toy story 3.

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

Might want to tell the police about this, at least give them an idea about the incident.


If you could identify the thevies, you could help them get put in jail, or at least give the police a heads up incase the thevies ever try to come back for revenge.

Still, no offence, but I sorta have a hard time buying this, mainly for the reasone's mentiond by Hulibub.

Maybe i have to explain a little of background. I´m from argentina, where thieves are bums and cops are like chief gorgory. They didn´t really have a gun, they just say that so kids get scared. And i have asperger, maybe that explain why i barely feel any pain. That and yoga and meditation.

Of course! Because Asperger syndrome has nothing to do with hindered social interaction, it just makes you an immortal badass!

And everyone knows that if you study yoga and meditation, you will never feel any pain whatsoever, even when doing things like fighting while angry, which has nothing to do with either things!

Actually, one of the sympthoms could be bigger pain tolerance.

You don't say?

Let's ask my father, Jakob, educated Psychotherapist.

Jakob, does asperger syndrome give you a higher pain treshold?

"No, it does not"

Thank you.

So you are talking out of your ass.

First: let´s keep it civilizated.
Second: http://life-with-aspergers.blogspot.com/2007/12/aspies-and-pain-tolerance.html
Third: http://autism.lovetoknow.com/Gym_Class_and_Asperger
Four: ¿Should i keep going? Google it yourself. Your father could be the best psychotherapist on the world, but if he didn´t especializes on asperger he probably won´t know a thing or two.

"Aspies are very good at ignoring pain, particularly if they're engaged in their special interest. The sorts of pain most commonly "ignored" by aspies are things such as muscular/nervous pain, rather than wounds." quoted right from here http://life-with-aspergers.blogspot.com/2007/12/aspies-and-pain-tolerance.html

So unless your special interest is getting robed and beat you need a new excuse.

I love fighting. ¿And why is everybody telling that i got robed and/or beat? I walked away because my friend asked it, and didn´t give them a penny. And they were two, ¿remember? and just one of them punch me once and did some pointless kicking. If you call that a beat i hope nobody ever try to break your nose or something, that´s got to put you, at least, in a coma.

Ok fine in the act of being robbed(he was performing a robbery by trying to take your money) you found out you not only have a pin tolerance, but nerves that don't work. As I said before you have to many nerves in your testicles to not fall over after being kicked there, as for knowing what I'm talking about I go to the gym and box, that's hard to do with gloves and other protective equipment on, your talking about a kick to the nuts, repeated strikes to the leg, and a jab to the face(that i should remind you will make you dizzy and disoriented not because of pain but because your brain just snapped to the back of your head and hit itself on the tiny spikes in your skull). Your ether plain out lying, your your the god damn batman.

¿Who say it was a jab? And -i repeat- it wasn´t a perfect hit to the nuts.

Well the Jab is the fastest yet weakest hit, anything else(cross, uppercut, or if he really didn't know what he was doing a haymaker) would have left you on your ass unless your Mike Tyson. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt but evidently your a bigger liar then I thought that's just looking like a moron now because you think it's badass and have watched to many movies.

Jaja, my bad, i thought the jab was another kind of punch. I don´t know if you received a jab lately, but unless the guy know boxing or something he probably will punch like in a pillow fighting.

A jab is a punch, "Although it is rarely the strongest punch in a fighter's arsenal, many consider the jab to be the most important punch in boxing" quoted from here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jab

Now A Jaja is probably well ether a noise a baby makes when it wants something or I have no idea. And no if this guy was robbing you he isn't about to pull his punches to let you look cool in front of your friends! As I said before it's the force of your brain hitting your skull that's doing the real damage, and it doesn't take that much to cause damage.

"Jaja" is the way we write "haha" the people who speak spanish, i like to keep my language roots. Get used to it.
The fact: the guy backed when i raise my fists, and started kicking and trying to make me give him money instead of just knock me up.

 

[okogamashii]

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

I fail to see how his post is "oh just so amazing". Had gotten into fights as a kid and hits into head.
If you get hit hard enough, you get shock and "superman" pain tolerance.

No, if you get hit hard enough you get knocked the fuck out.

A punch in the face and then a kick in the nuts is not something you just shrug off.

This isn't a fight between middle-schoolers. This was a fully grown man punching a kid in the face.

If I open my mouth, I do not speculate shit. It's my true experience flying with the head into asphalt. I was knocked out for 1 second, then stood up, as if nothing happened. After some 20 mins, the rest of the day was one of the worst in my life.

Because one single experience with being hit over the head makes you an expert on the subject.

Guess what: You probably had one hell of a concussion afterward. That's even worse than getting knocked out, because more often than not you're unaware of it and you go on with your daily life when you really need attending to.

You take internet posts too seriously, man.

But, now that I think of it, I've hit the head... actually, two times like this, when I felt pain after just some time. The first time was 15 years ago slipping on ice. I couldn't stand up and had to crawl back home. The second was 10 years ago, which I described, and was the hardest, as I had glitchy eyesight (partly dark and stuff), but I was perfectly fine and even did ride the bicycle and cars did not hit me (thus I was going in a straight line) in this state.

On related note... There was also a car accident, after which I had flown some 10-20 metres and landed, though perfectly safe, because the book-filled backpack got the main hit. Though, I was knocked out for the time of flight, but I remember rotating and holding some other (important) stuff in flight and looking into the sky a second after the hit, but the two hits (car and landing) did knocke me out for a second or so. After that, I just stood up, when I got the idea that all body parts are in place. Was around 7 years ago.

You gotta try that.

Lol.

 

[Karathos]

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

Might want to tell the police about this, at least give them an idea about the incident.


If you could identify the thevies, you could help them get put in jail, or at least give the police a heads up incase the thevies ever try to come back for revenge.

Still, no offence, but I sorta have a hard time buying this, mainly for the reasone's mentiond by Hulibub.

Maybe i have to explain a little of background. I´m from argentina, where thieves are bums and cops are like chief gorgory. They didn´t really have a gun, they just say that so kids get scared. And i have asperger, maybe that explain why i barely feel any pain. That and yoga and meditation.

Of course! Because Asperger syndrome has nothing to do with hindered social interaction, it just makes you an immortal badass!

And everyone knows that if you study yoga and meditation, you will never feel any pain whatsoever, even when doing things like fighting while angry, which has nothing to do with either things!

Actually, one of the sympthoms could be bigger pain tolerance.

You don't say?

Let's ask my father, Jakob, educated Psychotherapist.

Jakob, does asperger syndrome give you a higher pain treshold?

"No, it does not"

Thank you.

So you are talking out of your ass.

That's weird, because after about five seconds of searching I've found quite a bit of information on people with Asperger's syndrome having weird reactions to pain (such as a large wound going barely noticed, while a small one makes him/her break into tears).

So either your father misunderstood the question, or you're talking out of your ass aswell - or, in a perfect world of irony; your father's uneducated in the subject and you just give him too much credit. I know the OP's story is over-the-top and you feel like trolling him for it, but please at least try to do it without busting your own balls with bullshit on the way.

The OP -is- bragging on like a typical attentionseeker, and sure - "unequal reaction to pain" does not mean asperger's folks are The Hulk. But still, your post was just too delicious to pass up. Always nice when someone claims someone's talking out of their arse, while doing the very same thing.

 

[Sephychu]

When I read "I went to the movies at midnight" I all of a sudden though you went to see Eclipse...you saw Eclipse didn't you?

But yeah, that sounds like total bullshit to me. I agree with Hubilub.

Toy story 3.

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

Might want to tell the police about this, at least give them an idea about the incident.


If you could identify the thevies, you could help them get put in jail, or at least give the police a heads up incase the thevies ever try to come back for revenge.

Still, no offence, but I sorta have a hard time buying this, mainly for the reasone's mentiond by Hulibub.

Maybe i have to explain a little of background. I´m from argentina, where thieves are bums and cops are like chief gorgory. They didn´t really have a gun, they just say that so kids get scared. And i have asperger, maybe that explain why i barely feel any pain. That and yoga and meditation.

Of course! Because Asperger syndrome has nothing to do with hindered social interaction, it just makes you an immortal badass!

And everyone knows that if you study yoga and meditation, you will never feel any pain whatsoever, even when doing things like fighting while angry, which has nothing to do with either things!

Actually, one of the sympthoms could be bigger pain tolerance.

You don't say?

Let's ask my father, Jakob, educated Psychotherapist.

Jakob, does asperger syndrome give you a higher pain treshold?

"No, it does not"

Thank you.

So you are talking out of your ass.

First: let´s keep it civilizated.
Second: http://life-with-aspergers.blogspot.com/2007/12/aspies-and-pain-tolerance.html
Third: http://autism.lovetoknow.com/Gym_Class_and_Asperger
Four: ¿Should i keep going? Google it yourself. Your father could be the best psychotherapist on the world, but if he didn´t especializes on asperger he probably won´t know a thing or two.

"Aspies are very good at ignoring pain, particularly if they're engaged in their special interest. The sorts of pain most commonly "ignored" by aspies are things such as muscular/nervous pain, rather than wounds." quoted right from here http://life-with-aspergers.blogspot.com/2007/12/aspies-and-pain-tolerance.html

So unless your special interest is getting robed and beat you need a new excuse.

I love fighting. ¿And why is everybody telling that i got robed and/or beat? I walked away because my friend asked it, and didn´t give them a penny. And they were two, ¿remember? and just one of them punch me once and did some pointless kicking. If you call that a beat i hope nobody ever try to break your nose or something, that´s got to put you, at least, in a coma.

Ok fine in the act of being robbed(he was performing a robbery by trying to take your money) you found out you not only have a pin tolerance, but nerves that don't work. As I said before you have to many nerves in your testicles to not fall over after being kicked there, as for knowing what I'm talking about I go to the gym and box, that's hard to do with gloves and other protective equipment on, your talking about a kick to the nuts, repeated strikes to the leg, and a jab to the face(that i should remind you will make you dizzy and disoriented not because of pain but because your brain just snapped to the back of your head and hit itself on the tiny spikes in your skull). Your ether plain out lying, your your the god damn batman.

Wh on earth would your skull have tiny spikes on the inside?
It seems to defeat the purpose.

Indeed, my understanding of having spikes in your skull goes like this;
A. There aren't.
B: Your brain does not float freely in an environment of fluid in your head. There are layers and layers and layers of flesh wrapped around it to stop exactly that kind of thing happening.

 

[klipton]

I make a badass fighting posse, he starts kicking my legs (two or three years doing karate when i was a kid made those babys unbreakeable for mere mortals) then kicked my nuts (i hope HE hasn´t got too hurt from doing it). Now i was pissed.

1. Karate does not make your bones adamantium, they're still the same bones you started with.
2. You were not pissed, you were on the ground in fetal position unable to breathe.
3. Judging by your story you never were in a streetfight

1. Actually, receiving regulary hits on parts of your body increases bone density, that´s how people can break bricks withouth breaking their own hands.
2. I never hit the ground. A single punch can´t do that, i think.
3. I was once before, but was when i was a little kid.

 

[Cody211282]

When I read "I went to the movies at midnight" I all of a sudden though you went to see Eclipse...you saw Eclipse didn't you?

But yeah, that sounds like total bullshit to me. I agree with Hubilub.

Toy story 3.

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

Might want to tell the police about this, at least give them an idea about the incident.


If you could identify the thevies, you could help them get put in jail, or at least give the police a heads up incase the thevies ever try to come back for revenge.

Still, no offence, but I sorta have a hard time buying this, mainly for the reasone's mentiond by Hulibub.

Maybe i have to explain a little of background. I´m from argentina, where thieves are bums and cops are like chief gorgory. They didn´t really have a gun, they just say that so kids get scared. And i have asperger, maybe that explain why i barely feel any pain. That and yoga and meditation.

Of course! Because Asperger syndrome has nothing to do with hindered social interaction, it just makes you an immortal badass!

And everyone knows that if you study yoga and meditation, you will never feel any pain whatsoever, even when doing things like fighting while angry, which has nothing to do with either things!

Actually, one of the sympthoms could be bigger pain tolerance.

You don't say?

Let's ask my father, Jakob, educated Psychotherapist.

Jakob, does asperger syndrome give you a higher pain treshold?

"No, it does not"

Thank you.

So you are talking out of your ass.

First: let´s keep it civilizated.
Second: http://life-with-aspergers.blogspot.com/2007/12/aspies-and-pain-tolerance.html
Third: http://autism.lovetoknow.com/Gym_Class_and_Asperger
Four: ¿Should i keep going? Google it yourself. Your father could be the best psychotherapist on the world, but if he didn´t especializes on asperger he probably won´t know a thing or two.

"Aspies are very good at ignoring pain, particularly if they're engaged in their special interest. The sorts of pain most commonly "ignored" by aspies are things such as muscular/nervous pain, rather than wounds." quoted right from here http://life-with-aspergers.blogspot.com/2007/12/aspies-and-pain-tolerance.html

So unless your special interest is getting robed and beat you need a new excuse.

I love fighting. ¿And why is everybody telling that i got robed and/or beat? I walked away because my friend asked it, and didn´t give them a penny. And they were two, ¿remember? and just one of them punch me once and did some pointless kicking. If you call that a beat i hope nobody ever try to break your nose or something, that´s got to put you, at least, in a coma.

Ok fine in the act of being robbed(he was performing a robbery by trying to take your money) you found out you not only have a pin tolerance, but nerves that don't work. As I said before you have to many nerves in your testicles to not fall over after being kicked there, as for knowing what I'm talking about I go to the gym and box, that's hard to do with gloves and other protective equipment on, your talking about a kick to the nuts, repeated strikes to the leg, and a jab to the face(that i should remind you will make you dizzy and disoriented not because of pain but because your brain just snapped to the back of your head and hit itself on the tiny spikes in your skull). Your ether plain out lying, your your the god damn batman.

¿Who say it was a jab? And -i repeat- it wasn´t a perfect hit to the nuts.

Well the Jab is the fastest yet weakest hit, anything else(cross, uppercut, or if he really didn't know what he was doing a haymaker) would have left you on your ass unless your Mike Tyson. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt but evidently your a bigger liar then I thought that's just looking like a moron now because you think it's badass and have watched to many movies.

Jaja, my bad, i thought the jab was another kind of punch. I don´t know if you received a jab lately, but unless the guy know boxing or something he probably will punch like in a pillow fighting.

A jab is a punch, "Although it is rarely the strongest punch in a fighter's arsenal, many consider the jab to be the most important punch in boxing" quoted from here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jab

Now A Jaja is probably well ether a noise a baby makes when it wants something or I have no idea. And no if this guy was robbing you he isn't about to pull his punches to let you look cool in front of your friends! As I said before it's the force of your brain hitting your skull that's doing the real damage, and it doesn't take that much to cause damage.

"Jaja" is the way we write "haha" the people who speak spanish, i like to keep my language roots. Get used to it.
The fact: the guy backed when i raise my fists, and started kicking and trying to make me give him money instead of just knock me up.

Well if your going to keep doing it then expect to have it pointed out. Also way to ignore everything I said and write a second sentence that had nothing to do with what I was trying to say.

 

[s0denone]

I was traveling in Argentina with my buddy Mike. When we ran into these three locals on the way home from the movies. We didn't know their language, but we wanted to tell the locals how much we love their country.

So I told them as best as I could do in their language as best as I could about how I had fun and they gave us an enthralling experience.

Then all of the sudden two of them started handing us all their stuff. I thought they were really generous to foreigners. Then all of the sudden the third one started yelling at us. I got pissed because I had thought that they were a nice culture up until now. After he kept on yelling at us I punched him in the face.

Yeah, it was mean of me but I can't stand people who constantly rag on tourists who just come to see a new culture. As I tried to apologize to him he started making some sort of stupid fighting pose.

I tried walking away but he clung onto my leg mid air and started basically humping it. As I was trying to shake him off I think I may have hit him in the nads. His friends looked at him like he was nuts and started yelling at him.

Then all of the sudden he just got up and walked away. I hope our weekend in Brazil will end better.

Hahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahaha. I fucking love you.

OT:
Wait... What?
No, that's not right. Let me try again:
Wait... What!?

I'm dumbfounded. It's mind-bottling.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Yes, I will totally believe a guy on the internet saying he kicked the ass of a guy much bigger than him through the use of karate and Jeet Kune Do.

Karate he had only studied for 2-3 years when he was a kid and Jeet Kune Do he only had a mild interest in.

That makes him Chuck Norris!

Who wouldn't believe a story so amazing and believable like this one?

Why couldn't it be real? It's not hard to get into a fight, and somebody always has to come out on top. Why couldn't be him? A lot of thugs are posers that get by on barking loudly. From my experience with such people, they tend to freak out when somebody actually takes them up on it. I studied Goju Ryu for 10 years and I didn't even need that when I was threatened with knife. I just didn't show fear, though I was very worried, and guy lost interest and 'spared' me. He of course told me how he's 'get me next time'. I never saw him again. I have been attacked before and it took one hit from me and the guy backed off. Bullies don't expect it half the time. Real killers don't pose and intimidate. They just DO.

10 years of studying Goju Ryu is not the same as 2/3 years of children's Karate.

Not to mentioned that he was both punched in the face and kicked in the balls. Regardless of how strong his opponent was. Even one of these things is guaranteed to stop your ability to fight for more than a moment.

Hahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahaha. I fucking love you.

I try.