Poll: Is food better than sex?
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Okay, there needs to be a third option.
I've had sex. I've had GOOD sex. But you can't really compare the two. Sex is used for two things: A fun activity for two adults to do, to create another person. While neither is necessary, both are fun to a certain extent.
We need food to LIVE. If we don't get a steady diet of sustanance, our bodies will whither away. If we don't eat ANYTHING in 30 days, we die. If we don't have sex for 30 days either we're married or going through a dry spell.
The point I'm trying to make? You can't compare the two. One is REQUIRED for us to live, the other, some people go their entire lives without. (Those people are known as CRAZY.)
That being said, the greatest food I have ever eaten is better than the best blowjob I've ever received. The greatest pie I've ever had is better than the best sexual experience I've ever had.
I've had sex. I've had GOOD sex. But you can't really compare the two. Sex is used for two things: A fun activity for two adults to do, to create another person. While neither is necessary, both are fun to a certain extent.
We need food to LIVE. If we don't get a steady diet of sustanance, our bodies will whither away. If we don't eat ANYTHING in 30 days, we die. If we don't have sex for 30 days either we're married or going through a dry spell.
The point I'm trying to make? You can't compare the two. One is REQUIRED for us to live, the other, some people go their entire lives without. (Those people are known as CRAZY.)
That being said, the greatest food I have ever eaten is better than the best blowjob I've ever received. The greatest pie I've ever had is better than the best sexual experience I've ever had.
There's good and bad food, and there's good and bad sex.
Good food is better than bad sex.
Good sex is better than any food.
Good food is better than bad sex.
Good sex is better than any food.
Sorry, my joke-detection-meter is a little off when I'm hungry.Reenix said:True, but I think you missed the joke that 100.1% of people suggests that some like their food a little TOO much...and thus count for .1 of an another person.Dyp100 said:
But you're right in that some people (myself included) would rather have a 3-course shag than a 3-course meal
Pfff, who has 3 course meals? Too much food.
Only if you're fat.
So....sometimes?
Depends on the sex and depends on the food. Personally, I would rather eat bacon than fuck anybody in the ass. And eating anything is better than rape.
So....sometimes?
Depends on the sex and depends on the food. Personally, I would rather eat bacon than fuck anybody in the ass. And eating anything is better than rape.
Lmao...you read my mind. It's true that even when the sex isn't stellar, it's still pretty good. Food on the other hand..... if it's bad...yuck. Think food poisoning. Not good at all.Frequen-Z said:
Exactly. I don't see how a big bowl of sauerkraut could be better than sex. For at any time sex can easily be around 50% in your head, meaning it's not always as visceral as you'd expect. However, there is little mistaking that undeniable quality of fermented cabbage (Which is a good thing, don't get me wrong). I hope I don't see the day when I'm hankering for a bowl of sauerkraut when good old fashioned vagina is on the menu...Jack_Uzi said:
hmm, well as my friends keep pointing out, i seem to have no sex drive whatso ever even though im a teenage boy lol, so im going to go with food!
It depends. If you're really hungry i'd say food is better than an orgasm, but if you're really horny i can't see how food is better.
