Poll: Is this joke funny?

[Chipperz]

It would have been funnier if he'd said 'The Hovis Witnesses' because, said fast, it's easier to confuse it with 'Jahova's Witnesses'

Still, gave me a chuckle.

 

[vrbtny]

Chuck Norris invented beefburgers by throwing a cow at a chain link fence.... true story...

Now THAT got a chuckle.

OT: No.

 

[Signa]

Puns can be bad, and bad-funny. This was just awful and not funny.

 

[BluenetteDiviner]

I chuckled... a little. But meh, I was raised on puns.

Spoiler: What do you call a dead person in the living room?

Irony

I quite liked that one XD

But the OP joke is SO OLD! gawd damn get with the times :/

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

lol, I love classic comedy.

 

[Dr. Chris]

Chuck Norris invented beefburgers by throwing a cow at a chain link fence.... true story...

WOW!! a Chuck Norris joke! How original!!!

 

[Airsoftslayer93]

I see what he was trying to do, unfortunatly he failed quite hard

 

[Con Carne]

Next time your friend has a thought, tell him to drop it.

 

[Metal Brother]

I chose both "That's hilarious" and "punch him for me."

 

[Rancid0ffspring]

Oops.

Double post

 

[Kuroneko97]

If you heard the jokes my father tells, you'd immediately start laughing at your friend's joke.

Spoiler: Here's one of his jokes

There was a country where fruits had recently been banned, so the policemen said anytime they saw someone with fruits, they'd shove it up their ass. So a guy comes with a truck full of bananas. But as the policemen shove banana after banana into his ass, he laughs.

So one policeman asks, "Why are you laughing? Aren't you in pain?"

And the guy replies, "I can't help it. My cousin's coming down the road with a truck full of pinapples."

 

[AngryMongoose]

It's bad. It's not even charmingly awful; just bad.

Man walks into a bar: ouch.

Man walks into a club: ouch.

Man walks into a pub: ouch.

 

[PureChaos]

A friend of mine told me a jok the other day that he thinks is hilarious. it was:

Some people came to door yesterday and started telling me all about the goodness of brown bread. i can't stand hovis [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hovis] witnesses.

i think it sucks as do most people i've told it to. what do you think of it?

it's awful... i started crying from the pure shame the human race emits from jokes such as these.

anyway, weren't you that guy who made that other thread by the same title a couple weeks backs?

whoever keeps making these jokes needs to get shot.

not guilty

 

[Canid117]

I voted punch him.

 

[Veret]

Whenever I come down on puns, someone always points out that they were considered the highest form of comedy in ancient Phoenicia. I'm really not surprised; it's the sort of thing you'd expect from someone whose sense of humor hasn't evolved in 3000 years.

Myself, I prefer to do somewhat nerdy zingers. As you can see.

 

[child of lileth]

After using the wiki link to even know what the pun was, I think your friend made one of the worst jokes I've ever heard.

 

[IcyEvils]

I chuckled.. I'm a sucker for outrageously shit jokes.

If you heard the jokes my father tells, you'd immediately start laughing at your friend's joke.

Spoiler: Here's one of his jokes

There was a country where fruits had recently been banned, so the policemen said anytime they saw someone with fruits, they'd shove it up their ass. So a guy comes with a truck full of bananas. But as the policemen shove banana after banana into his ass, he laughs.

So one policeman asks, "Why are you laughing? Aren't you in pain?"

And the guy replies, "I can't help it. My cousin's coming down the road with a truck full of pinapples."

You really didn't find that funny?! God I must have an awful sense of humour.

 

[Comieman]

"Next time you see your mate, punch him for me"

Maybe its a region only joke, I have no idea what hovis is. (Wiki link helps)