Poll: Porn. Have you ever been caught with it and how would you react if you caught your kids?

[TheMetalGuy]

I,ve been so close of getting so many times, but it never happened.
Maybe i would have been god if they did it.
I quite the pevert now (Or thats what i think i don't know others)
XD

 

[yoyo13rom]

Not really, couldn't care less, I'm a guy, guys have porn.

Although if I have an engineer coming round to sort out the phone line or Cable or internet I always put out some fetish DVD's near the problem area.

Haha I wouldn't care and my parents don't give a shit about my brother and myself either.

We're a pretty care-free, open family =D

You seem to care if your mother plays Resident Evil 4 well.

What was that I don't even...

Was that supposed to be an insult? I don't understand!

No it's not, it's a ENN related joke.

OT: I would have nothing bad to say to my kids if they were looking at porn, as long as they wouldn't be trying to keep it a secret. Because I wouldn't like them going to all that trouble just to hide something I wouldn't punish them for.
And I've never ever been caught(I do have some paranoia, so I'm pretty attentive, although my parents don't have anything against me watching porn-they've told me they're ok with me looking at porn from like the age of 13, although I'm not sure if it wasn't reverse psychology).

 

[linkov]

My disapproval is reserved for people who are repressed religious lunatics. Porn/Masturbation is perfectly normal and fine by me. What is this? The Victorian era?

Actually the victorian era was basically a massive orgy. I understand what you mean (See my previous post) and agree with you. The concept of shame for something perfectly natural can be left to some other, less educated generation.

 

[Usurpurus]

Being 15, I would, as I haven't been caught, have a heart attack. The thought of my parents seeing what I see would be too much >.<

 

[DigitalSushi]

Not really, couldn't care less, I'm a guy, guys have porn.

Although if I have an engineer coming round to sort out the phone line or Cable or internet I always put out some fetish DVD's near the problem area.

Haha I wouldn't care and my parents don't give a shit about my brother and myself either.

We're a pretty care-free, open family =D

You seem to care if your mother plays Resident Evil 4 well.

What was that I don't even...

Was that supposed to be an insult? I don't understand!

It wasn't meant to be an insult, sorry if it came across that way, I watched the video you have on your profile of your mother playing Resi 4, your screaming at her "no no, that way! YES!".

Unfortunately my crappy joke didn't hit the mark, and thinking back I shouldn't have posted it.

Not really, couldn't care less, I'm a guy, guys have porn.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllMenArePerverts

Pretty much.

 

[Quaxar]

"Who are you and why are you looking at naked women on my computer?!"

I don't want kids, but I guess in the case of an accident I wouldn't care. They watch it, they live with it, none of my concerns.

 

[Mr.Kitetsu]

"oh son now that you've mentally grown towards the point were you are masterbathing
i think we should do it together" his facial expression would be priceless

 

[Lawnmooer]

I've only ever been caught by my sister... But she does like to have a good rummage through my computer when I let her near it.

If I found my kids watching porn, I really wouldn't care, if they are a teenager then it's normal to watch it unless it is like some of the stuff my friends find and think it is funny to show me (It makes me cringe just thinking about it...) in which I may need to start getting them some therapy.


Oh and to get an idea of the bad things that my friends watch some of the funny non-porn stuff is usually involving animals being set on fire while alive or thrown off cliffs... to be honest I think they may have issues.

 

[nick n stuff]

everyone has tried it at least once...those who have not are lying

 

[EHKOS]

So many close calls. Just the other night (I'm, 17 btw) I decided to open up my porn folder at 3 A.M. and who do ya think strolls into the living room? I just kinda leaned over the taskbar and braught up the internet. That being said, my parents don't care too much as long as I look at it at a very late hour or when everyone is out of the house. DAMN YOU SUMMER VACATION! I HAD SO MUCH TIME BEFORE THEE!


Anyway my dad even helped me put some on my iPod once when I was younger. Heck no I wouldn't freak out, I would let them keep doing it. I don't see any harm in it as long as it doesn't become an addiction.

 

[Bagaloo]

A long time ago, before I knew how to cover my tracks, yes. My brother and his friend were using my computer, and started using Google, which had saved some of my not-so-safe searches.

Now that I'm older and wiser, I always clear away any evidence to ensure no embarrassment arises. I'm 20 now, and I'm aware that it's a perfectly natural thing to do, but still the idea of getting caught makes me cringe.

As for your second question, I'd like to think I would react very calmly, and perhaps teach them how to search safely, clear away the browser history and prevent viruses.

 

[Kevlar Eater]

I've yet to be caught.

Also, if I caught my child(ren) with porn, I wouldn't react terribly to it. I'd tell them I did it frequently and I'd use it if the missus wouldn't "lend a helping hand" every now and then. Then I'd probably end up giving them a sex talk. I'd more than likely mention these things if I rememeber them: "Sex is overrated in this society", "A vagina is just an inverted penis with twice the amount of nerve endings, and not a slab of meat to be pelvically tenderized", "That fish-eye lens is used to make the men look bigger *wink wink*, and his size is acceptable, "Fewer women like being "shot" in the face than you think", and "Your first sexual experience with someone will no doubt be terrible". Then I'd probably show them what's in my hard drive, which contains high octane nightmare fuel.

(note: Much of this is for the boy(s) I hope to have one day, and can be switched up for girls)

Then I'd make sure they regularly updated their virus protection and to lock the door, or I'd kick their ass if I saw that action again. That, and not to do it when we have company.

Now I'm hoping to have children one day just for this scenario. I'm not hoping to pay for their therapy.

 

[Lord_Panzer]

Were it to happen to me, I'd likely say something along the lines of:

"You like her?! Hahaha, no no no son, this is the good stuff." Would likely be slightly creepy, a tad bit traumatizing, but certainly informative.

 

[USSR]

"Dammit Timmy, not on the carpet!"

OT- Never been caught "in action", but have had my porn seized from me <.<

 

[Twistedx_99]

Well when I was younger (around 10-11 I think) my mum and my (ex)step dad figured out I was looking at his lady mags... well they made fun of me for it... so to avoid that in the future I surpress all urges for few years... now I'm really messed up in the head (in terms of sexual interest or maybe I was born that way and the event amplified it).

I do not plan on having kids... ever... don't want them to suffer through the mess we made of the world.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Dad caught me years ago (by checking my 'history'...I was such an idiot) and we had a talk

I don't know if he knows I still do, but he dosen't bring it up and acts like it never happened (for Mum's sake, apparantly)

MY PLAN

Find out if my kids watch it WITHOUT THEM KNOWING I HAVE, and then put them in situations where I can watch them SQUIRM if they get on my nerves

In the middle of an argument, I could throw in 'porn' as an example or analogy for something, and I'd watch him (do girls watch it?) go all red and try to act like it dosen't mean anything to him

BWAHAHAHAHA

 

[EHKOS]

Being 15, I would, as I haven't been caught, have a heart attack. The thought of my parents seeing what I see would be too much >.<

For me it's not really so much as what your watching (provided it's ....er.. "tame") as to what your doing physically >.>

 

[LitleWaffle]

Never been caught because I don't watch it. Imagination is all you need.

And as for kids, I wouldn't really care. Seriously, its not like everyone out of High School hasn't done that before or anything.

 

[Charli]

I'd tease them to oblivion but otherwise no, not badly at all.

 

[Julianking93]

I got caught once when I was 10.

My dad said it was a very bad thing to look at. Not that I was bad, but that porn was bad.

Yet, I know for a fact he watches it. He's got porn in his closet.

Fucking hypocrites, man.

And if I caught my kids with it, eh, what am I gonna do? People watch porn. People masturbate. Big deal.