Poll: Puns

[gostchiken]

My favorite types of puns are the Pokemon ones.

Ditto.

That was a good one, it made me laugh.

I thought it would give you a shuckle.

You'd better stop now, you're going to Jynx it.

It look like they're still getting your seel of approval.

Okay these are getting a little too Farfetch'd.

I'm still seaking for some more pokemon we can use.

Now these are starting to make me Drowzee.

That one's natu shabby.

This whole thread has my sister Weezing in laughter.

Well, I luvdisc thread, but I relicanth stay any longer.

I Wailord on the last person that threatened to leave me.

 

[The Shade]

I think Randall Munroe said it best:

 

[theshadowcult]

Read the Xanth novels...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xanth

The titles of the books alone should tell you what's coming.

 

[Unknower]

Pfffft, comedians and webcomics which use puns a lot are puny.

...

Eh, that didn't rhyme well with "pun."

Anyway, speaking of rhyming, did you hear what happened to the French Poetry Association's river cruise? The poets drowned their audience in Rheims!

 

[Boris Goodenough]

I love me some good punage.

 

[Ldude893]

Knock knock

 

[AfroTree]

My favorite types of puns are the Pokemon ones.

Ditto.

That was a good one, it made me laugh.

I thought it would give you a shuckle.

You'd better stop now, you're going to Jynx it.

It look like they're still getting your seel of approval.

Okay these are getting a little too Farfetch'd.

I'm still seaking for some more pokemon we can use.

Now these are starting to make me Drowzee.

That one's natu shabby.

This whole thread has my sister Weezing in laughter.

Well, I luvdisc thread, but I relicanth stay any longer.

I Wailord on the last person that threatened to leave me.

I Just lol'd..

also

puns are awesome

 

[Inarticulate_Underachiever]

My parents sacrificed a lot to get me where I am today.

Of course, they were druids.

 

[Voodoomancer]

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[senorcromas]

This is pretty much the worst setup to the worst pun in history:

So Alfred Nobel walks into a bar. He goes up to the bar, but before he can order a drink, the bartender starts making conversation.
Bartender:"You...you look familiar... OH! I know! You're Alfred Nobel! You invented iron!"
Alfred:"*sigh* No. I just invented dynamite and the Nobel Peace Prize."
Bartender: "oh I'm sorry sir, it's just so IRONic!"

My friends and I are now in constant fear of the line, "So, Alfred Nobel walks into a bar..."

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

In fact, I once entered ten puns into a pun contest to see if one could win, but no pun in ten did. (GEET EET?!)

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And that was my initial reaction.

EDIT: And now a horrifying pun from the maths department at my school.

MATHS. Where pupils count.

Feel free to kill yourselves. I will join you.

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

My dog doesn't have a nose...

How does it smell?

Terrible!

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

Ba-dum TISH!

Everything related to elephants is irrelephant

It's actually:
Anything not related to elephants is irrelephant.

My pun is:
Three guys walk into a bar.
After the first two ran into it you'd think the 3rd guy would have noticed.

EDIT: Got another one!
Three people walk into a drum kit.

 

[Meatman]

I did enter a competition to see which one of my puns would be declared the worst, entering ten puns all at the same time. I thought one of them might win but unfortunately no pun in ten did.

 

[Hashime]

I use puns to PUNish my friends. They do not find them punny, but I enjoy their pain.

Dude, what is going on in your avatar? Why does he take his shirt off? And does he slap that guy in the face?!

The guy on the right is labelled "Pirates", the guy that gets up is "Ubisoft", and the guy that gets slapped is "Customers". The pirate is meessing with Ubisoft's hair.

 

[AMMO Kid]

Have you ever eaten a unicorn? I hear they're pretty tasty!!! Oh wait this is a pun thread...

 

[Dapsen]

My favorite types of puns are the Pokemon ones.

Why dont you bathe with pokemon? Because they Pikachu!
I wanna Raichu a love song.
(EVOLUTION PUN, DAAAAYUMN!)

 

[person427]

My favorite types of puns are the Pokemon ones.

Ditto.

That was a good one, it made me laugh.

I thought it would give you a shuckle.

You'd better stop now, you're going to Jynx it.

It look like they're still getting your seel of approval.

Okay these are getting a little too Farfetch'd.

I'm still seaking for some more pokemon we can use.

Now these are starting to make me Drowzee.

That one's natu shabby.

This whole thread has my sister Weezing in laughter.

Well, I luvdisc thread, but I relicanth stay any longer.

I Wailord on the last person that threatened to leave me.

That was dratini bit confusing, can you explain it

 

[gostchiken]

My favorite types of puns are the Pokemon ones.

Ditto.

That was a good one, it made me laugh.

I thought it would give you a shuckle.

You'd better stop now, you're going to Jynx it.

It look like they're still getting your seel of approval.

Okay these are getting a little too Farfetch'd.

I'm still seaking for some more pokemon we can use.

Now these are starting to make me Drowzee.

That one's natu shabby.

This whole thread has my sister Weezing in laughter.

Well, I luvdisc thread, but I relicanth stay any longer.

I Wailord on the last person that threatened to leave me.

That was dratini bit confusing, can you explain it

I could but I would rather be Slaking off.

 

[xXGeckoXx]

You deserve to be PUNched for making this thread.