Poll: SCIENCE DEMANDS ANSWER: Who do you have sexytimes with?
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I chose Asexual because I genuinely have no sexual attraction to any male, female, intermediate or, David Bowie. Just for the sake of contradiction though, I have a girlfriend. While there is no sexy times, her breasts make for awesome pillows...also I have a strange compulsion to go all Shredder on her every so often (that's Ice King for you youngsters). Still, there's no sex to be had.Xan Krieger said:
As a bi male I'm surprised that there's more bi males than bi females as it contrasts my personal experience and now I wan to know why all the bi males are avoiding me YOU ASSHOLES!
OP: For science.
OP: For science.
How curious. Only 50% of the women on this forum are heterosexual, and 80% of the males are as well.
I do wonder, how come there's so many homosexuals here, at least much more than national averages would assume. Maybe 'cause we're more liberal and tolerant on this forum?
I do wonder, how come there's so many homosexuals here, at least much more than national averages would assume. Maybe 'cause we're more liberal and tolerant on this forum?
I am a 1 on the Kinsey scale...maybe a soft 2. That would put me into the straight male category.
Nothing personal, I avoid most peopleAlexWinter said:
Captcha: gene parmesan, yeah you could call it that ....
Asexual. Tried sex out a few times, found that it is not my cup of tea, and decided not bother having it.
Also, I find it pretty difficult to find anyone attractive.
Also, I find it pretty difficult to find anyone attractive.
I now imagine his wife being used as a siege weapon, turning the tides of an epic battle, taking down whole sections of wall....someonehairy-ish said:
Anyway:
Surprise, straight white guy here, hurray for being "da besht you can eva be" according to modern media.7
Video games make you gay, obviously! Wait until the Daily Mail hears about this.TheBelgianGuy said:
It's an age thing, I assume. Younger people are more willing to identify as bisexual or *sigh* asexual than older. Homosexuality in men is usually about 10%, it's only 2% in the poll. Not heterosexual doesn't automatically mean homosexual. For women, it's a bit lower but we don't have a large female sample population.TheBelgianGuy said:
OP: I'm a woman and, against my better judgement, I like men with penises.
My answer: Er, no, sorry, you're unfamiliar with the idea of an anonymous poll, aren't you?
Edit: I fucked your mom for a nickel. And she -loved- it.
(Sorry, the bait was laid, I had to take it)
Anyway, a stats update at the time of me registering my vote. I've formatted it quite nicely in notepad but I have a feeling that won't carry over to the BBcode.
Gender:
Male (all) : 182
Female (all): 29
(Not counting "Asexual M/F" or "Other" which for the purposes of this we will assume have the same phenotypic/genetic gender ratio, and so can ignore as it increases both counts by less than 10%; in the extreme case we could end up with 182 Men / 48 Women, or 201 Men / 29 Women. It's still pretty unbalanced.)
Uncertain birth gender: 19
(in terms of survey, not necessarily intersexuality)
Sexuality:
Boring Straights : 170
LGB Queerfolks : 41
(of which Hard Gay = 10, Just Plain Desperate = 31. Note this is not LGBT, because of the survey structure)
Uninterested: 11
"Other" : 8
(presumably including intersex, transsexual/transgender, ungendered/trigender and all the other things the super low maximum number of survey slots necessarily excluded from having their own entry)
And a metric that probably hasn't been used elsewhere yet:
People Who Like To Bone Men : 50
People Who Like To Bone Women: 161
(and again, 11 who don't bone, 8 who are indeterminate)
Let's just say that if you're looking for love on the Escapist, and you're anything other than a straight woman, you might be better off going to Match or eHarmony.
(Incidentally, yes, I AM trying to make the descriptions offensive on purpose, to as many groups as possible, just to keep the air clear. Refuge in audacity and all that. I can't be accused of favouring one group over another this way. You are all beautiful snowflakes, like the ones falling outside my window, but for now you're getting equal opportunity verbal abuse)
OK, final set of results. Not entirely what you might expect.
Men Who Like Pussy: 179
Women Who Are Prepared To Touch Others' Pussies: 10
Women Who Like Boners: 24
Men Who Are Prepared To Touch Others' Boners: 31
People Who Would Rather Not Touch Pussy: 35
People Who Would Rather Not Touch Boners: 169
Well alright the last one was pretty predictable, but comparisons between the other four... how's that for a twisted demographic? Let's just say that if you're in need of a BJ, you're more likely to get one if you prefer your balls being tickled by your partner's beard.
Edit: I fucked your mom for a nickel. And she -loved- it.
(Sorry, the bait was laid, I had to take it)
Anyway, a stats update at the time of me registering my vote. I've formatted it quite nicely in notepad but I have a feeling that won't carry over to the BBcode.
Gender:
Male (all) : 182
Female (all): 29
(Not counting "Asexual M/F" or "Other" which for the purposes of this we will assume have the same phenotypic/genetic gender ratio, and so can ignore as it increases both counts by less than 10%; in the extreme case we could end up with 182 Men / 48 Women, or 201 Men / 29 Women. It's still pretty unbalanced.)
Uncertain birth gender: 19
(in terms of survey, not necessarily intersexuality)
Sexuality:
Boring Straights : 170
LGB Queerfolks : 41
(of which Hard Gay = 10, Just Plain Desperate = 31. Note this is not LGBT, because of the survey structure)
Uninterested: 11
"Other" : 8
(presumably including intersex, transsexual/transgender, ungendered/trigender and all the other things the super low maximum number of survey slots necessarily excluded from having their own entry)
And a metric that probably hasn't been used elsewhere yet:
People Who Like To Bone Men : 50
People Who Like To Bone Women: 161
(and again, 11 who don't bone, 8 who are indeterminate)
Let's just say that if you're looking for love on the Escapist, and you're anything other than a straight woman, you might be better off going to Match or eHarmony.
(Incidentally, yes, I AM trying to make the descriptions offensive on purpose, to as many groups as possible, just to keep the air clear. Refuge in audacity and all that. I can't be accused of favouring one group over another this way. You are all beautiful snowflakes, like the ones falling outside my window, but for now you're getting equal opportunity verbal abuse)
OK, final set of results. Not entirely what you might expect.
Men Who Like Pussy: 179
Women Who Are Prepared To Touch Others' Pussies: 10
Women Who Like Boners: 24
Men Who Are Prepared To Touch Others' Boners: 31
People Who Would Rather Not Touch Pussy: 35
People Who Would Rather Not Touch Boners: 169
Well alright the last one was pretty predictable, but comparisons between the other four... how's that for a twisted demographic? Let's just say that if you're in need of a BJ, you're more likely to get one if you prefer your balls being tickled by your partner's beard.
Oh my, a thread dedicated to my derpings. I´m honored . and now to be sure no one will hate me for that bit of text, I have yet again a sense of requirement to fulfill. Defend my internet honour? call it that.
ALSO, I'm not against homosexuality or anything I have gay friends and etc. Go look up the thread Op is referring to if you must know all what I've been saying. Just putting that out there, before I get hatemail from everyone here.
OP, you've taken that a bit. JUST A TEENSY WEENSIE BIT. out of context. I meant that even if there are 100, 200, 5000 or something homosexuals on this site, preaching for them won't be all that successful, as I'm fairly certain there are about [loads] of homosexual people on the globe, who won't even know there are weekly threads on this site about gayrights. *sigh*
I seriously doubt that a lot of the actual gay people on this site can't be arsed with the weekly gay-rights-thread-derping already, let alone anyone who wouldnt even know this site. How could they? They will not know the site!
Then again, would the gay community really want some white knight stepping up for them? On the Internet? In a gaming forum? where there's fairly little gaybashing already? Some would, some wouldn't, and some won't care either way, I presume.
ANYWAYS, I thought I was done with that particular thread, but I guess the gods hate me or something.
Enough of that.
OT
I'm a straight male.
"More of that then?" sure.
I'm still ruddy right so far. so far the poll says 10 homosexuals, with 32 bi/pans. which is not a real lot on the scale of 7000.000.000 people, now is it.
ugh, I should learn NOT to go into touchy threads, because it always goes bad.
also, I'm not interested in having another 400 post argument, so don't quote me on any of this.
*captcha* run the gauntlet. Can I still choose to not be in one? I'm already done with this.
please keep all the internet hate away from me, It won't be good for anyone.
. and now to be sure no one will hate me for that bit of text, I have yet again a sense of requirement to fulfill. Defend my internet honour? call it that.ALSO, I'm not against homosexuality or anything I have gay friends and etc. Go look up the thread Op is referring to if you must know all what I've been saying. Just putting that out there, before I get hatemail from everyone here.
OP, you've taken that a bit. JUST A TEENSY WEENSIE BIT. out of context. I meant that even if there are 100, 200, 5000 or something homosexuals on this site, preaching for them won't be all that successful, as I'm fairly certain there are about [loads] of homosexual people on the globe, who won't even know there are weekly threads on this site about gayrights. *sigh*
I seriously doubt that a lot of the actual gay people on this site can't be arsed with the weekly gay-rights-thread-derping already, let alone anyone who wouldnt even know this site. How could they? They will not know the site!
Then again, would the gay community really want some white knight stepping up for them? On the Internet? In a gaming forum? where there's fairly little gaybashing already? Some would, some wouldn't, and some won't care either way, I presume.
ANYWAYS, I thought I was done with that particular thread, but I guess the gods hate me or something.
Enough of that.
OT
I'm a straight male.
"More of that then?" sure.
I'm still ruddy right so far. so far the poll says 10 homosexuals, with 32 bi/pans. which is not a real lot on the scale of 7000.000.000 people, now is it.
ugh, I should learn NOT to go into touchy threads, because it always goes bad.
also, I'm not interested in having another 400 post argument, so don't quote me on any of this.
*captcha* run the gauntlet. Can I still choose to not be in one? I'm already done with this.
please keep all the internet hate away from me, It won't be good for anyone.
I'm a straight male. Although I've pretty much given up on ever experiencing sexytimes. Plus I'm terrified of the prospect.
Also WTF is a Pan?
Also WTF is a Pan?
straight caucasian male #7642443 reporting in
i know plenty of people of other sexualities who are into some weird stuff. i know someone with a blood fetish....let's leave it at that.
so yeah, i'm boring.
i know plenty of people of other sexualities who are into some weird stuff. i know someone with a blood fetish....let's leave it at that.
so yeah, i'm boring.
First time I read that: "I like men with ponies". Erm...yeah. I read it correctly the second time and I have to ask are there...many other kinds? See, as a straight male, I'm probably not as...intimately familiar with the spectrum others of my gender span.Colour-Scientist said:
*looks at poll* Well, that was anticlimactic. XD Also, I didn't know that all straight men were assigned with numbers, I'm kind of picturing Straight Male #01 ruling the almighty patriarchy from some kind of underground fortress. Anyway, I'm bi and relatively sure that I'm male (we are the %11!), though at the time being I'm not having sexytimes with anybody. >.>
I think she's saying she likes a man with penises. As in, multiple penises.DoPo said:
Anyway, judging from the poll, you can see why advertisers and publishers like to stick to the white straight male demographic. As much as I'd love to see more diversity in games, the first (and biggest) step will to actually have a more diverse community/market.
I'm Asexual, truly the sexiest of the orientations.
Mind you for a while when I was in my teens and early twenty's I often wondered if I was gay, because I wasn't into women and the sight of a dick didn't really bug me, but as time went along I found that no I'm not into the cock, but I'm also not into chicks, so for years I wondered what the hell is wrong with me(all the while pretending to be interested in girls just so my brothers, and my father would shut the fuck up), and then one day I learned about Asexuality and thought "Holy shit that describes me perfectly! Get me a choir we're singing the Hallelujah chorus!"
Please note I wasn't screaming it from the rooftops. There was the awkward coming out of the closet phase. Actually my mom accidentally drop-kicked me out of the closet, because I came out to her first and she decided to tell my dad and my brothers just to remind them that they're sorry sons of bitches thinking that I'd be OK with it. I can't be mad at the poor woman her heart was in a goodish place, she still kicks herself in the ass periodically and that was a couple of years ago. I'm still not 100% comfortable with my sexuality, but at least I know what I am and that's a relief.
Mind you for a while when I was in my teens and early twenty's I often wondered if I was gay, because I wasn't into women and the sight of a dick didn't really bug me, but as time went along I found that no I'm not into the cock, but I'm also not into chicks, so for years I wondered what the hell is wrong with me(all the while pretending to be interested in girls just so my brothers, and my father would shut the fuck up), and then one day I learned about Asexuality and thought "Holy shit that describes me perfectly! Get me a choir we're singing the Hallelujah chorus!"
Please note I wasn't screaming it from the rooftops. There was the awkward coming out of the closet phase. Actually my mom accidentally drop-kicked me out of the closet, because I came out to her first and she decided to tell my dad and my brothers just to remind them that they're sorry sons of bitches thinking that I'd be OK with it. I can't be mad at the poor woman her heart was in a goodish place, she still kicks herself in the ass periodically and that was a couple of years ago. I'm still not 100% comfortable with my sexuality, but at least I know what I am and that's a relief.