I voted for a major party.
One of our major party candidates (and current MP) is a complete dick who got caught with his dick in someone else's wife, the dick. So not him.
Another one is a complete no hoper, her party (the red one) gets no votes round here anyway, so not her.
So I voted for the other one, not because of their leader or policy, but because she's the only candidate in the area who isn't either a corrupt piece of scum and seems to have a clue.
Also, there is a BNP candidate here, he cannot be allowed in.